Dagens vits thread!

[Caddy]

Vet ikke om det er en tråd om dette allerede.. men her er den

 

 

Dagens vits:

 

 

Bush and school children...

 

George Bush visits a primary school.

"Any questions?" he asked to the class.

 

 

Bob raises his hand, "I have three questions:

1- How did you become president although you get less votes than your competitor?

2- Isn't the first atomic bomb blasted Hiroshima the world's greatest terrorist event?

3- Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?"

 

 

Then suddenly the bell rings and children went out for break. When they come back after break Tom raises his hand, "I have five questions:

 

 

1- How did you become president although you get less votes than your competitor?

2- Isn't the first atomic bomb blasted Hiroshima the world's greatest terrorist event?

3- Why do you want to attack Iraq without any reason?

4- Why did the bell rang half an hour before?

5- Where's Bob?"

 

 

[Rob3rt]

 

håper det kommer fler bra her

 

Hjelp meg gjennom en tung arbeidsdag folkens :Þ

[ludvig]

[guezz]

LOL!

[SnowDOG_]

hehehe :smile:

[Espen F]

kun for å få en ekstra post, så skriver jeg og går og legger meg!

 

 

[tadcomp]

Bush visits a primary school, and shall be in charge of a lesson about tradegy. Then he asks:

 

"Can anyone give me an example of a tradegy?"

 

John raises his hand and says: "If Peter is walking on the street, and get hit by a car, that would be a tragedy..."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident".

Gina raises her hand, and says: "If a schoolbus drives off the road, and all of the 50 children die, that would be a tragedy..."

"No," Bush says (again) "that would be a great loss!"

Then little David raises his hand, and says: "If Air Force One (the prsidents airplane) would get shot down by missiles, that would be a tragedy"

"Why?" asks Bush. "Because it would NOT be an accident, and DEFINETLY NOT a great loss!"

[fondus]

hvorfor må folk skrive i flere poster nedover. det er irriterende og ødelegger vitsen

[Espen F]

Bush visits a primary school, and shall be in charge of a lesson about tradegy. Then he asks:

 

"Can anyone give me an example of a tradegy?"

 

John raises his hand and says: "If Peter is walking on the street, and get hit by a car, that would be a tragedy..."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident".

Gina raises her hand, and says: "If a schoolbus drives off the road, and all of the 50 children die, that would be a tragedy..."

"No," Bush says (again) "that would be a great loss!"

Then little David raises his hand, and says: "If Air Force One (the prsidents airplane) would get shot down by missiles, that would be a tragedy"

"Why?" asks Bush. "Because it would NOT be an accident, and DEFINETLY NOT a great loss!"

 

denne skjønte ikke jeg..

[Goebbels]

To par var på hotelferie, da mennene bestemte seg for å bytte damer for natten.

Avtalen var at man ved felles frokost neste morgen, skulle diskrét risse inn i smøret, hvor mye sex det ble.

Han første setter seg fornøyd ned, venter litt til alle har satt seg og risser inn 3 streker i smøret, og gliser til kompisen sin, vel vitende om at dama har mensen, og regner med at det ikke ble noe.

Kompisen strekker seg frem risser 3 streker i jordbær-syltetøyet og 4 i nugattien.

[YBD]

Hjelp meg gjennom en tung arbeidsdag folkens :Þ

Jobber ikke du på McDonalds?

 

 

 

Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

 

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

 

"I can not", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

 

"I do not understand," said the other.

 

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in red, white and blue attire, with a white beard and top hat came oozing out.

 

He said," I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

 

I said, "No shit."

[Term]

hehe den var bra :smile:

[YBD]

An old man lived in Idaho. He wanted to spade his garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote to his son and described his predicament.

"Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad. "

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

"Dear Dad: For heavens sake, Dad don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried all the BODIES. Love Bubba."

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

"Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Bubba."

[Gjest mafister]

To par var på hotelferie, da mennene bestemte seg for å bytte damer for natten.

Avtalen var at man ved felles frokost neste morgen, skulle diskrét risse inn i smøret, hvor mye ha det gøy sammen det ble.

Han første setter seg fornøyd ned, venter litt til alle har satt seg og risser inn 3 streker i smøret, og gliser til kompisen sin, vel vitende om at dama har mensen, og regner med at det ikke ble noe.

Kompisen strekker seg frem risser 3 streker i jordbær-syltetøyet og 4 i nugattien.

 

/ME DRITE PÅ SEG! HAHA.. DEN VA BRA!