En artig temperaturskala

[Emomilol]

* +15°C / 59°F

 

This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.

The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

 

* +10°C / 50°F

 

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.

The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

 

* +5°C / 41°F

 

Italian cars won't start.

The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

 

* 0°C / 32°F

 

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

 

* -5°C / 23°F

 

People in California almost freeze to death.

The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.

 

* -10°C / 14°F

 

The Brits start the heat in their houses.

The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

 

* -20°C / -4°F

 

The Aussies flee from Mallorca.

The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.

Autumn is here.

 

* -30°C / -22°F

 

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.

The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

 

* -40°C / -40°F

 

Paris start cracking in the cold.

The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

 

* -50°C / -58°F

 

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.

The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

 

* -70°C / -94°F

 

The false Santa moves south.

The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

 

* -183°C / -297.4°F

 

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

 

* -273°C / -459.4°F

 

ALL atom-based movent halts.

The Norwegians start saying "Faen , it's cold outside today."

 

* -300°C / -508°F

 

Hell freezes over.

Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

[bruker365]

:!:

Hvor fant du den?

[Kjell Fisk]

Den synes jeg var kald.

[binko]

Gammel, men morsom å lese igjen..

[Skavold]

Hahaha, et meget hyggelig gjensyn. Likte særlig den på det absolutte nullpunktet: "Faen, it's cold outside today!".

[bBax1]

haha den var bra skulle gjerne hatt den måleren hjemme

[Colossus]

Stooor! :!:

[Nerf]

Herlighet, jeg ler. :!:

[Bear^]

Så det var -300 grader ute da Norge vant med "Nocturen"? Det er kjølig da.

 

En morsom skal dette. Tror jeg må printe den ut jeg

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genial

[glennib]

Den er gammal men konge!