Tech Support :D

[Blib]

Customer: "Hi, I can't seem to connect you guys are you having a problem?"

Tech Support: "Well sir, what dialup software are you using?"

Customer: "The one you provided."

Tech Support: "And what version is it?"

Customer: (says the version number)

Tech Support: "Oh, that's the problem you need the latest version."

Customer: "Ok, how do I get it?"

Tech Support: "Well, just transfer the file via FTP."

Customer: "Well that would be nice, but I can't connect to the Internet."

Tech Support: (sounding exasperated) "I told you just to FTP the file sir."

 

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Me: "I was thinking of installing Linux, but I was wondering if you knew if the modem works under Linux."

Tech Support: "Oh, I'm sorry, we only support Windows."

Me: "I know. I was just wondering if you knew if it was possible."

Tech Support: "But we only support Windows."

Me: "I know, but just to save me some time, have you heard of anyone that got Linux to work with the modem?"

Tech Support: (getting annoyed) "Why can't you just use Netscape?"

Me: "Uh, wha? It's not a browser, it's a--never mind. Thanks for your help."

 

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Customer: "When my computer boots up, all I get is a black screen that says, 'boot2/'."

Tech Support: "What operating system are you using?"

Customer: "I'm using Windows 98 and NT 4.0."

Tech Support: "Ok, I'm the Mac tech. The Windows tech is gone, but I can try to help you."

Customer: "Ok, what should I do? I've reformatted the hard drive and have fresh installs of both operating systems."

Tech Support: "Sir, have you put any cheese or mustard in your a drive?"

Customer: "What? Did you just ask me if I put cheese or mustard in my floppy drive?"

Tech Support: "Yeah, we've had that happen a lot lately."

Customer: (staring blankly at roommate, who was laughing uncontrollably on the floor) "I think I'll wait for the PC tech to get back. Thanks for the help." (click)

 

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Resten finner du på http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_stuptech.shtml som forresten er en underside av http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

 

[SnowDOG_]

[Gjest Slettet-QqZexW9o]

 

Noen er bare sååå dumme. Lurer egentlig på hvem som ansetter sånne hehehehehe

[Ernie]

og hvorfor ble de ansatt?

[Kjetil Lura]

Jaja at det går ann.