Age of Conan - Patch notes

[Dr. Mobius]

Patch Notes

 

Quests

* The quest "Kill Some Things" now concludes after you have killed some things, not before.

 

Player Character

* Fixed the beard that appeared on female characters during character creation. The beard should now be fuller and match the color of your character's hair.

* Muscles now bulge and flex appropriately when tickled.

 

Classes

Assassin

* After hiding, you can not move until another player finds and tags you.

 

Barbarian

* Creating a Cimmerian barbarian with black hair and a name like Conann will replace the single player portion of the game with a sceen that reads "You are a douchebag".

 

Bear Shaman

* Although this change was crucial to make the game balanced, it goes against the lore and is sure to be controversial. Instead of limiting the ability to wooded areas, Bear Shaman can now shit pretty much anywhere.

 

Dark Templar

* The amount of life you drain from enemies is now calculated by how hot your enemy is on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being like, Adriana Lima or something.

 

Demonologist

* Removed demons.

 

Guardian

* Shields can no longer be thrown, then caught up to and sat upon in midair until level 40, when other mounts become available.

 

Audio

* Disabled the "La Cucaracha" car horn that blared when players pressed the H key.

* Lowered the volume of all dialogue recorded by Gilbert Gottfried.

 

NPCs

* Gronmak no longer patrols his hut with a swimming animation.

* Fixed a bug which caused an extra set of eyelids to slide over Blandau the Wicked's nipples when he blinked.

* Storbo the weaponsmith now accepts the same currency as all other merchants. In related news, removed the "cupped hands" animation for player characters.

 

Mobs

* Crocodiles no longer float into the air and out of your reach when they are low on health.

* Added extra limbs and heads to all creatures to increase the level of dismemberment.

* Some inhuman mobs have been given all the powers of our Game Masters. Be careful out there or you might have your account closed!

 

 

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Endret 7. mai 2008 av T-Solberg

[Korka]

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