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[b-real]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides

to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to

take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and

continues

to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman

and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and

write

you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the

woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

 

Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.

 

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