Christians on science

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Christians on the 2nd law of thermodynamics:

 

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL

 

:!:

 

Christians on gravity:

 

Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

 

Hva sier dere? Dette er det MORSOMSTE jeg har hørt.

 

Christians on evolution:

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

 

Christians on funerals:

 

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

 

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human

beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),

since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards

and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their

right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone

chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of

others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

 

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave

marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a

dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.

No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

 

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as

a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned

God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

 

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at

funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they

hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying

for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

Endret 20. februar 2008 av Traadstarter

[Thorsen]

 

 

http://www.re-discovery.org/ :!:

[Traadstarter]

Hahahahaha!

[likferd]

Dere er klar over at den siden er satire ikke sant?

[Traadstarter]

Ja, men den var morsom likevel. Hva synes du, Gunfreak?

Endret 20. februar 2008 av Traadstarter

[Gunfreak]

festlige, de første der hadde jeg jo lest før

[Thorsen]

Dere er klar over at den siden er satire ikke sant?

 

No shit sherlock

 

Men mens vi er inne på det en burde kanskje ha postet det i humor og ikke i denne kategorien.

[tom waits for alice]

Dette er ikke noen diskusjonstråd, den formulerer ikke noe emne for debatt slik reglene krever. Da har dere to muligheter: Enten å poste det i Prekestolen der slikt er tillatt, eller - siden dette tydeligvis er ment å være humoristisk - å poste den i Off topic > Humor.

 

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Geir