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Orson Welles

Marlon Brando

Toshiro Mifune

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Christopher Walken

Cary Grant

 

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I broke my nose twice, once. Here's how!

 

I got out of work at about 1am and called a girlfriend who wanted to grab breakfast. She didn't smoke and had commented on smelling it in my clothes in the past (I was a bartender at the time), so I whipped off my shirt and changed into a new one.

 

I was about to change my pants when I heard her honk her horn outside, so instead I just quickly brought my knee up to my face... while bending down simultaneously... I guess I was trying to give my jeans a sniff to see if I needed to change them.

 

Broke my nose.

 

So I stagger outside and wave at her and let her know I am in an incredible amount of pain. She sees the blood running down my nice, clean shirt.

 

I have this mental problem where whenever I am in a lot of pain I start to laugh uncontrollably. So I am wandering around my lawn, bleeding like an idiot, and laughing hysterically. She jumps out of the car and asks what happened, and I am laughing so hard I can't really speak, so instead I mimic what I was doing...

 

And I broke it again.

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