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One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a

doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the

doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample. John said that

this was absurd but, the nurse insisted and John complied. 15 minutes later,

John was ushered in to see the doctor.

 

"So that tennis elbow is really acting up, huh?" the doctor said. "The nurse

must have told you," said John, wondering how the Doctor knew. "No. It was in

your urinalysis." and the doctor continued to say that he had just purchased

this new machine that could diagnose every physical condition with total

accuracy. John didn't believe a word of this but he did agree to provide another

urine sample on check-up visit.

 

Two days later, John was sitting at the kitchen table with his wife and his teen

age daughter. He was telling them about this ridiculous machine, when John

decided to have a little fun with the doctor. John pissed in the bottle as did

his wife and teen age daughter. Then while walking to his garage he had a

brainstorm. John put a few drops of oil from his crankcase in the jar and

finally beat off and put a few drops of semen in the jar.

 

He drove to the doctors office, shook the bottle, then handed it to the nurse.

This time his urinalysis took half an hour.

 

Finally, John was ushered in to see the doctor. The doctor looked at him and

said, "I've got some bad news, smart ass. Your daughter is pregnant, your wife's

got V. D., your car is about to throw a rod, and if you don't stop beating off

that tennis elbow is never gonna heal!"

 

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