Kule setninger og sitater!

[Mendel]

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!

You want some cheeze with that whine?

[Robocoop]

Lars Monsen hadde en bra en:

 

"Jeg skal svinge stanga hele sommeren"

[AvidGamer]

Why would god put a playground so close to a sewage system? :!:

[Manuzet]

Fagits arent allowed to look at my ass when im on sale!

 

Eddie Murphy

[insolvent]

Common sense is not so common.

 

-Voltaire

[Kornfleks]

veit ikke om jeg gidder å lete i 8 sider etter dette, menneh ....

 

Nå har jeg sagt til deg en milliard ganger at du ikke skal overdrive!

 

EDIT: Ah, kom på noen flere fra CoD 4

 

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

 

"Friendly Fire - Isn't."

 

"I know not that World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

 

"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."

Endret 21. april 2008 av Heizann

[Stargasm]

Anub'arak: The nerubian race, yes. Then the master came. As his influence spread, we made war upon him, foolishly believing we stood a chance. Many of us were slain and raised into undeath. In life I was a king. Today I am a crypt lord.

 

Kel'Thuzad: In return for immortality, you agreed to serve him. Remarkable.

 

Anub'arak: 'Agreed' implies choice.

 

Fra WC3

 

 

"Have you ever had a dream,

that you were so sure was real?

 

What if you were unable to wake from that dream?

 

How would you know the difference between

the dream world and the real world?"

 

Fra The Matrix

 

"If you pray for currage, do you think god gives you currage,

or the chance to show your currage?

 

Fra Bruce Allmighty (tror jeg)

[lperik]

"Homosexuals are gay"

 

-Fra en film, muligens I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry

[Jakos-k]

Want a tent for the camping?

 

Who let the dogs out? - Baha Men

[Fiskeoppdretter]

"Du e fan mæ så stygg at du kunne gjort en dildo slapp"

 

Husker ikke helt av hvem eller hvor jeg hørte det

[perpetrus382]

"Du e fan mæ så stygg at du kunne gjort en dildo slapp"

 

:!: Den var bra

[vikingkylling]

Mulig noen av disse er tatt før, men åtte sider er åtte sider.

 

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

(Army of Darkness)

 

"You're a disease... and I'm the cure."

(Stallone i Cobra)

 

"My friend, one thing you have got to learn. There is always time for beer."

(Farscape)

 

"He says he's experiencing the future?"

"The future? He can barely function in the present!"

(Farscape)

 

"I say we grab some guns and go steal the stuff."

(Farscape)

 

"Yo, ding-dong, man, ding-dong! Ding-dong! Yo!"

(Fra Fat-videoen av Weird Al) (parodi på Bad av Michael Jackson)

[AnewZ]

Soldat: Sir, vi er omringet.

General: Perfekt, nå kan vi angripe i hvilken som helst retning.

 

Hm.. Er det Tsun Tzu ?

Har hørt den før, dog på engelsk.

[Manuzet]

When did you started yo worry about your brother?

 

when he startet to shit gold!!

 

-ondt blod i harlem

 

trur de var fra den filmen

[vikingkylling]

Remember when I said I was gonna kill you last? I lied.

(Commando)

 

By the power of Greyskull!

(trenger jeg å si hvor det er fra?)

[Crowley_]

When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes

[dysfunctional]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

 

[TheCatIsALie]

Soldat: Sir, vi er omringet.

General: Perfekt, nå kan vi angripe i hvilken som helst retning.

 

DEN likte jeg! Perfekt for skytegale folk.

Offtopic- Skyte villt funksjonen i Stranglehold hadde kommet godt med

[Ole-P]

Tror den siste der stammer fra noe US marine offiser Chesty Puller blir kreditert for å ha sagt:

We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them.

Div. wiki:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller

[Batnobbit]

"Maaaaargeee, I think i just brained my damage"

- Homer J.Simpson