Kule setninger og sitater!

[Valeit]

I'm so high, I could eat a star.

 

Dont tell me the sky is the limit, when there is footprints on the moon.

[Mr.Hassan]

Hei!

 

Denne er vel ein klassiker,sjølv om den kanskje er litt drøy..

 

"Der går Unni Holmen ut i spagaten på bommen så hele pølsebua åpner seg. Den som hadde vært bom nå, dere!"

Kommentator Pål Clasen om 14 år gamle Unni Holmen under turn-VM!

 

Elles liker eg litt ordspill (å sette ord i andre sammenhenger enn det som er normalt..) :

 

Denne er gammel og nok vanskelig å spore opphavet til :

 

Sagt av elev ved ein skule :

 

"Eg har pult tre bakfra ved vinduet."

 

 

Og eit bilde som låg/ligger på nettavisen.no som er tatt fra ein Mix kiosk :

 

"Grov trekant med kylling."

 

<-Det personen som skreiv plakaten var jo å informere at dei solgte Grove Maistriangler (forma som ein trekant) med kylling.

 

*Måtte legge til litt tekst ved det eine sitatet.

Endret 2. juni 2009 av Mr.Hassan

[Schnugaf]

"C'est le sens de la vie" (This is the meaning of life)

 

-Monty Python

 

Elsker den sangen.

Endret 3. juni 2009 av frinder

[-Perry-]

"Menn ble født med både penis og hjerne, men ikke nok blod til og bruke dem samtidig"

[Mr.Hassan]

Hei -Perry-!

 

Eg har ein annan variant : "Menn fekk to hoder men,kun nok blod til å bruke eit om gangen.."

 

 

Elles leste eg på ein kjøleskapsmagnet i dag : "Før var eg usikker,no er eg ikkje sikker lenger"

 

Eller den eg såg på Kreta på ei t-shirt med eit bilete av WB-logoen:

 

"If you see tha police,WARN A BROTHER"

[Semic]

"No, I'm not a racist, I hate a man that wears his pants around his tighs, shove bling into his teeth while living in the slum just as much if his black or white"

[wailien]

Noen fra "Full Metal Jacket"

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dogshit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

 

 

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

 

 

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your excuse?

Private Cowboy: Sir, excuse for what, sir?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm asking the fucking questions here private. Do you understand?

Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?

Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.

 

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

 

 

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Get up here, fatboy! Quickly! Move it up! Move it up! You climb obstacles like old people fuck did you know that, Private Pyle?

[Emancipate]

Hvor ofte ser dere køer utenfor toalettet der det er offentlige badebasseng?

[Flimzes]

Hvor ofte ser dere køer utenfor toalettet der det er offentlige badebasseng?

Off topic: Ofte.

 

OnTopic: mange morsomme sitater i Transformers filmen.

[Freedom1]

OnTopic: mange morsomme sitater i Transformers filmen.

 

The boy's pheromonlevels suggests that he wants to make with the female - Ratchet

 

Mulig det ikke er ordrett gjengitt, men poenget kommer da frem ^^

[Flimzes]

OnTopic: mange morsomme sitater i Transformers filmen.

 

The boy's pheromonlevels suggests that he wants to make with the female - Ratchet

 

Mulig det ikke er ordrett gjengitt, men poenget kommer da frem ^^

The boy's pheromonlevels suggests that he wants to mate with the female - Ratchet

 

Stor forskjell

 

Trent: You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right?

Sam Witwicky: Oh, no, no, that... No. That, that wasn't like a real try-out. I was researching a book I was writing.

Trent: Oh, yeah?

Sam Witwicky: Yeah!

Trent: [grinning] Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?

Sam Witwicky: [laughs a little] No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.

[Trent looks really angry, while Mikaela hides a smile]

Sam Witwicky: [nods head] No, it... it's a good book. Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun.

 

Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…

Captain Lennox: Well I’m gonna count to three.

 

Maggie: What are you here for?

Sam: I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... who knew?

 

Bobby Bolivia: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!

[Mammy gives him the middle finger]

Bobby Bolivia: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.

Og så ler han den syke latteren sin.

 

Etter å ha fått beskjedd om at bilen (en 20-30 år gammel corvette med racingstriper) er for dyr sier faren til sam:

There's that fiesta with racing stripes over there.

 

EDIT:

Sam: This is... i can't do it anymore, you're putting girl jewellry on a boy dog, he's got enough self-esteem issues as a chiuaua

Sams mor: That's his BLING

Endret 9. juni 2009 av Flimzes

[-Perry-]

Abortion - it brings out the little kid in you.

måtte bare

[Flimzes]

Abortion - it brings out the little kid in you.

måtte bare

Falcon Punch!

[Slimda]

Abortion - it brings out the little kid in you.

måtte bare

Å herregud. Denne må jeg spare på.

 

mitt bidrag:

 

Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everybody sees it, but only you experience the warm, soothing feeling.

[uskyldig212]

jews cant be pirates ^^

 

 

bart : ohhh im a horrible ghost ! i died when homer sat on me !

[Myst]

Mann: I'm gonna leave you!

Kona: Let me say one thing, if you go out that door, you can never come back ever again.

Mann: Thank God!

 

Tatt fra klassikeren V - The final battle.

[Freedom1]

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

 

- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

 

You see there is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect.

 

- Merovingian, The Matrix: Reloaded

[Flimzes]

Her er tusenvis av sitater folk aldri burde ha sagt

http://textsfromlastnight.com

[Wheeljack]

Her er tusenvis av sitater folk aldri burde ha sagt

http://textsfromlastnight.com

 

Åh herregud... Takk for den!

[Slimda]

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her