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[Underpants]

Denne har sikkert vore posta før, men:

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

—Robert Wilensky

 

Nokre fleire:

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.

—Cullen Hightower

I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.

—Aryeh Frimer

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

—Christopher Hampton

 

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

—Ellen Goodman

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

—Thomas Szasz

You can do anything, but not everything.

—David Allen

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

 

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.

—Wayne Gretzky

Endret 19. mai 2008 av Underpants

[Cotul]

"Før du førtidspensjonerer deg, vær en uke hjemme å se fjernsyn." - Alan Barton

[Manuzet]

Now! Lets make cancer look foolish

 

- The Janitor fra scrubs

[Gjest medlem-83883]

Som maskinist er jeg spesielt glad i disse:

 

"A dropped tool will always land where it can do the most damage"

- a.k.a The law of selective gravitation

 

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious"

 

"When all else fails, read the manual"

 

"Experience gained is proportional to the amount of machinery ruined"

[Bjotte]

Livet er farlig, ingen har oerlevd enda.

 

 

I love deadlines i like the woshy sound they make when they pass by.

 

 

Life are like a cock, when it's hard fuck it.

 

 

A NO-Smoking sign on your cigarette break.

[AndyG]

"Nerf rock, paper is fine" -Scissors

 

"You are unique, just as everbody else" -Ukjent

[Gjest Bruker-95147]

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

 

[hvo91]

Wars come and go but my warriors stays the same.

 

-Tupac

 

-xXx2: The next level

[Proidiv]

"War for peace, is like fucking for virginity"

"If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it."

[Batnobbit]

"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! "

 

Scarface

[Yoohoo]

If abortion is killing, then masturbating must be genocide!

[Hyperio]

Visste ikke helt hvor jeg skulle poste denne, men den må i hvert fall postes.

 

"Hun er nok den eneste på båten som blir å være våt uansett vær" kompis om ei jente som skal inn i sjøforsvaret. :!:

Endret 12. juni 2008 av Hyperio

[Vertical^]

"Er ikke så lett og være Supermann når potensen svikter"

[NorThy]

"With all the horrible, horrible shit that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus shit will torture you for a lifetime."

 

Doug Stanhope

[Klekkus]

"Microsoft products brings you: lagg, anger, insanity and extreme ctrl-alt-del abusage. welcome to the life of windows!"

[see4looking]

"Det var nesten bare noen få sekunder siden, kansje noen minutter"

[eXeCted]

Broren min kom med en genial en gang...

 

"Jeg er like rask som deg, jeg bruker bare litt lengre tid"

[Fluffe]

Å ha et ryddig rom tar fra deg følelsen du får når du finner noe du trodde du hadde mistet for alltid.

[kimman]

"Av alle uviktige ting i verden er fotball det viktigste"

[steffler]

Soldat: Sir, vi er omringet.

General: Perfekt, nå kan vi angripe i hvilken som helst retning.

 

Hm.. Er det Tsun Tzu ?

Har hørt den før, dog på engelsk.

 

jeg mener å huske at jeg leste noe sånt i billy en gang

 

 

Get laid or die tryin x)

 

smoke weed or take somethin

 

hjemmelaget å ikke så bra, men funker let