Beste film-utsagn! <3

[spikey92]

Trodde vi hadde en slik tråd men klarte ikke finne den

Så altså,hva er det beste film-utsagnet du har hørt/sett?

 

Mitt:You can't blame your dick pointing at the direction of a pussy,it's like blaming the compass for poiting north.

[Bister]

Helmaks Egon!

De voksne såklart.

 

Austin Powers: Ohh Behave.

Endret 17. januar 2008 av Bangern1991

[Valkyria]

Blaine i Predator:

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"

[Markn]

die hard! Jippikayey motherfucker! Slager!

[Konnis]

Denne burde vel ligge her.

[tranzer]

Rambo filmene digger de

[Deadringer]

Freddy Krueger: Welcome to primetime bitch!

 

(kosemannen dreper ei dame som drømmer om å bli tvstjerne ved å knuse hodet hennes inn i en tvskjerm. Humoren er jo helt fantastisk!)

[Aleks]

Gode gamle Tony Montana med "Say hello to my little friend"

Eller Blade: "I was born ready motherfucker" Han får spørsmål om han var klar til og sloss først.

Eller geniale Tyler Durden: "The things you own ends up owning you". Kunne skrivd en side med sitater fra Durden.

[Kvakko]

Groovy.

[-TLT-]

Starship Troopers: Come on you apes. You want to live forever?

[sparuten]

Clive Owen i Shoot'em up: Fuck you, you fucking fuckers!

 

eller, en av mine favoritt scener:

 

Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"

Jules: "Jimmie..."

Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"

Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."

Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"

Jules: "Why?"

Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"

 

:!:

[Killer_DT]

Mine favoritter:

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!"

 

Og en god nr 2:

"Don't let the cute little pussy fool yooouuu, she's like Randy West with a pussyyyy!"

[Melfacion]

Fra filmen "The Adventures of Ford Fairline"

 

"Some people play hard to get... I play hard to want"

[BlindAct]

Min favorittfilm med morsomme utsagn må bli Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, med Will Ferrell. Kan ta mange derfra, men den som får meg til le mest er den her:

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. (Mens han går ned en gate med en kartong med melk han drikker på)

Og den måten han sier det på, haha... Tror ikke jeg har sett noen bedre komedier enn den der.

[Laughing Madcap]

<3<3<3 Hvorfor OT-Baren, når vi har en film del? <3<3<3

Endret 17. januar 2008 av Sebbe

[Skavold]

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Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"

Jules: "Jimmie..."

Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"

Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."

Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"

Jules: "Why?"

Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"

 

:!:

 

Den er fin, hehe. Eller hva med denne, fra samme film:

 

"English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

 

 

Eventuelt denne:

 

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

 

Endret 17. januar 2008 av OML

[lolidude]

Mine favoritter:

 

I'll be back - The Terminator

Run, Forrest run - Forrest Gump

Bond, James Bond - James Bond (Suprise xP!)

Luke i'm your father! - Star Wars

Kjøra, Kjøra farlig norsk hengebro! - Flårklypa

Housten, We had a problem - Apollo 13

This is sparta! - 300

Groovy, Baby! - Austin Powers

Nice! - Borat

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! - Dr. Strangelove

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?

Chester: Where's your car dude?

Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?

Chester: Where's your car dude? - Dude wheres my car?

Holy shit, a talking beaver! - Epic Movie

E.T. phone home - E.T.

Swan! - Hot Fuzz

It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

Say hello to my little friend - Scarface

Your children have touched me and I'm pretty sure I've touched them too. - School of rock

[tOmma-]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - Marlon Brando i Gudfaren

I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies. - Al Pacino i Gudfaren del II

[mikaragua]

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Åja, det filmutsagnet, ja.