Feil plan

[Gjest Slettet-QqZexW9o]

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to

find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their

wedding night.

 

The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the

half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got

undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

 

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to cover a

twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose

plugs.

 

Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"

 

The elderly groom replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a

woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber."

[Griznah]

God DAMN! :o

Er det mulig å få vite hemmeligheten hans eller?

[SnowDOG_]

bra!

[Os|r|s]

God DAMN!   :o  

Er det mulig å få vite hemmeligheten hans eller?

 

VIAGRA

[Griznah]

God DAMN!   :o  

Er det mulig å få vite hemmeligheten hans eller?

 

VIAGRA

Kanskje morsomt for deg, men Viagra gir anledning til å få ståpikk, ikke masse energi til en eldgammel gubbe.

[GalFisk]

Kaffe kanskje?

[Gjest mafister]

HAHAHA, å herregud så bra