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10 Golden rules of online gaming!


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People who are new to a particular game are terrible vermin who you should not fraternise with. These subhumans are known as noobs and they are the pariahs of online gaming. You, however, were never a noob. You were playing games online before the Internet was even invented. In fact, you're so awesome that you were playing Dizzy the Egg team deatchmatches on your Commodore 64.

 

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Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.

 

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3: If a feature in a game is popular/effective, it is cheap:

 

Be it the chainsaw in Gears of War, or snipers in any FPS ever made, there are a number of cool features and tactics in games that people not only find enjoyable to use, but are often highly effective methods of securing victory -- never use them. If you do so, you are cheap and will become a noob.

 

Kjenner meg godt igjen i denne. Har ikke tall på hvor mange ganger jeg har fått dritt slengt etter meg når jeg har knertet folk med AWP i Counter-Strike : Source. Artig at det alltid er folk som ikke klarer å bruke den effektivt som sutrer...

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martyrdom i cod4 er gay!

 

det er faktisk skikkelig gay..:p

 

blitt drept for mange ganger av den perken..

Ord. Noen ganger ønsker jeg veldig sterkt at friendly fire er PÅ!

Tror ikke det blir like populært med martyrdom da, gitt...

 

Derfor spiller jeg mest på diverse Hardcore modes. Færre som benytter seg av The Gayness der.

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