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Stranger: mmhm

You: Hey kids! How you boys doin'?

Stranger: hi

You: You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you?

Stranger: kids?you know me very wel?

You: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?

Stranger: but i have done my diner

Stranger: 1 mins before

You: where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?

Stranger: no,i do it by myself

You: I hear you make some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?

Stranger: some rice with meet,you know field rice?

Stranger: Egg drop soup and shrimp fried rice

You: I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian.

Stranger: what a pity :)

You: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Stranger: you offen get McDonalds?or someting like that?

You: yeah

You: but mostly Big Kahuna Burgers

Stranger: It can make you fat!the junk foot

You: But I do love the taste of a good burger

Stranger: i'm Chinese,and you?

Stranger: I really love the taste too

You: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Stranger: my English is poor,sorry

You: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Stranger: Marsellus Wallace ? i know Wallace,who work in NBA

You: What country are you from?

Stranger: China

Stranger: and you?

You: ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in China?

Stranger: nono,we speak Chinese,such as 你好

You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Stranger: thats why my English is poor

Stranger: Marsellus Wallace ?whos that

Stranger: it's you??! I guess

You: You do remember your business partner don't you?

You: My name's Pitt

Stranger: oh!sorry

Stranger: I search the what Marsellus Wallace looks like! at youtube,is that?

You: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Yellowheads Storage?

Stranger: Ive never noticed thatwhat's that?

You: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Stranger: why?

You: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead yellowheads ain't my fucking business, that's why!

Stranger: what's that?you working for it?

You: I love you, Honey Bunny

Stranger: Bunny?like rabbit?

You: Fuck you.

Stranger: what a fuck you say!

Stranger: dumn

Stranger: you know what's the meaning of Chinese"操你妈'

Stranger: Do you know?

You: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Stranger: just like you,mmhm,I think

You: Get the fuck out my face with that shit!

Stranger: what a shit

You: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?

Stranger: just son of the anus

You: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!

Stranger: blow me?for the anus of a bitch?

You: I DON'T KNOW! STOP BOTHERING ME!

Stranger: Fuck the motherfucker

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