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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

hmm, bash.org time you say?

<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we

<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him

<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'

<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one

<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we

<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have

<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'

<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We

<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and

<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.

:rofl:

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Tsss. Ingen som slår denne.

 

<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning

<bender> what happened?

<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night

<bender> yeah, you've been fucking drunk..

<Domsey> you've been there, too?

<bender> sure...

<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything

<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.

<bender> wtf...?

<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought

<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room

<bender> OMFG!!!

<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!

<Domsey> no, i'm not lying

<bender> OMG!!!

<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.

<bender> ...

<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O

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Har ikke bash sett sin storhetstid for en stund siden? :)

:ph34r:

<plot> like they think somethings wrong with being gay

<plot> so they join the preisthood to try to combat it

<plot> but give into their urges anyways

<plot> and their urges end up all over the face of a 12 year old alterboy

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<@beastathon> 1440x2160, thats pretty big resolution

<@nondescript> why do you need a big resolution for child porn

<@nondescript> kids are pretty small

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