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Noen som har historien bak programmet som går på TV2 nå?

 

Så bare at de var i retten og at det var en cellist som ble avhørt, og svarte med å spille. Hun spilte også under "talen" til forsvareren eller noe. Pretty bizarro.

 

Svitsja over og skjønte ikke noe. :p

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Hehe, moro med stumbleupon.

 

 

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