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[Skarstard]

Herregud. Jeg greier ikke skrive navnet ditt riktig i dag! Brenn!

Veldig lei meg.

 

Skal jeg bytte?

[Programvare]

Det heter mon mon, ikke nom nom

Det heter nom nom, ikke mon mon

 

Nope. Jeg har rett. Alltid!

[Kibs]

Da vil du ikke nok. Ingenting er umulig om du bare vil.

Jeg vil fly, men jeg letter ikke. Skjønner ikke hva som er galt. Healp?

[chokke]

Nope. Jeg har rett. Alltid!

Gi meg en god grunn.

 

Jeg vil fly, men jeg letter ikke. Skjønner ikke hva som er galt. Healp?

Someone isn't beliving.

[Kibs]

Veldig lei meg.

 

Skal jeg bytte?

Nei takk. Jeg ville ikke fått logget inn når jeg ikke greier å skrive det rett.

[Snorre]

Da har man fikset avatar av alle OL-maskotene:

 

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La dem til i avatar-tråden også. Forsyn seg dem som vil.

Endret 27. april 2008 av Snorre

[Kibs]

Someone isn't beliving.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer

Not a trace of doubt in my mind.

Im in love, I'm a believer!

I couldnt leave her if I tried.

*danse til*

 

Joda!

[Skarstard]

Jeg vil fly, men jeg letter ikke. Skjønner ikke hva som er galt. Healp?

Trikset er å bomme på bakken.

 

 

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.

 

The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day, I suggest, and try it.

 

The first part is easy. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt. That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard.

 

Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

 

One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It's no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won't. You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else when you're halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground, or about how much it's going to hurt if you fail to miss it.

 

It is notoriously difficult to prise your attention away from these three things during the split second you have at your disposal. Hence most people's failure, and their eventual disillusionment with this exhilarating and spectacular sport.

 

If, however, you are lucky enough to have your attention momentarily distracted at the crucial moment by, say, a gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phyllum and/or personal inclination) or a bomb going off in your vicinity, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of beetle crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will miss the ground completely and remain bobbing just a few inches above it in what might seem to be a slightly foolish manner.

 

This is a moment for superb and delicate concentration. Bob and float, float and bob. Ignore all considerations of your own weight and simply let yourself waft higher. Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful.

They are most likely to say something along the lines of, 'Good God, you can't possibly be flying!'

It is vitally important not to believe them or they will suddenly be right.

 

Waft higher and higher. Try a few swoops, gentle ones at first, then drift above the treetops breathing regularly. DO NOT WAVE AT ANYBODY.

 

When you have done this a few times you will find the moment of distraction rapidly becomes easier and easier to achieve. You will then learn all sorts of things about how to control your flight, your speed, your manoeuvrability, and the trick usually lies in not thinking too hard about whatever you want to do, but just allowing it to happen as if it was going to anyway.You will also learn about how to land properly, which is something you will almost certainly cock up, and cock up badly, on your first attempt.

 

There are private flying clubs you can join which help you achieve the all-important moment of distraction. They hire people with surprising bodies or opinions to leap out from behind bushes and exhibit and/or explain them at the critical moments.

Endret 27. april 2008 av Skarstad

[Kibs]

*snip*

Okei. Creepy. Russekortet mitt har "Flying is easy, just throw yourself to the ground, and miss" elns skrevet på seg. Oo

[NikkaYoichi]

Siterer HGTTG gjør vi?

[chokke]

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer

Not a trace of doubt in my mind.

Im in love, I'm a believer!

I couldnt leave her if I tried.

*danse til*

 

Joda!

Det kommer når du minst venter det.

Nå venter du det, ergo det kommer ikke.

[Skarstard]

Siterer HGTTG gjør vi?

Ja, vi to gjør i hvert fall det.

[NikkaYoichi]

Jepp.

[Snorre]

Vad tycks om avatarene jeg har mekket til da? Noen som synes de faller i smak?

[Skarstard]

Vad tycks om avatarene jeg har mekket til da? Noen som synes de faller i smak?

Rene og pene, var dem. Men mest av alt har de inspirert meg til å lage flere avatarer til meg selv. Jeg er redd Portman ikke får så mye som en dag i rampelyset engang.

Endret 27. april 2008 av Skarstad

[chokke]

Vad tycks om avatarene jeg har mekket til da? Noen som synes de faller i smak?

De var nusselige .

Lost lol.

[Kibs]

Det kommer når du minst venter det.

Nå venter du det, ergo det kommer ikke.

Jeg forventer jo ikke at det kommer til å skje. Men det ville vært veldig fint. Tusen takk.

[NikkaYoichi]

For pokker! Sola står rett inn vinduet her, jeg prøver liksom å se på tv, men det er helt håpløst med sola rett i øynene. Kan ikke sola bare gå ned?

[Eplefe]

Trekk for gardinene, Quayle! Jeg har skrudd av lyset, dradd for gardinene og sitter og skriver og hører på MCR. Med stripete genser under svart band t-skjorte. Gud, så emo jeg føler meg.

[NikkaYoichi]

MCR? Har ikke gardiner enda. Er ikke så lenge siden jeg flytta inn, men skal løse det problemet snart ja, for dette var veldig irriterende.