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[Muggkaare]

Hahaha, nå lo jeg godt.

[Bruker-343442]

Bra du ikke begynte å gråte.

[Bytex]

[Muggkaare]

Bytex, ingen har sagt at du ikke kan være med.

[Bruker-343442]

kom kom!

[Muggkaare]

Jeg kom.

[Llandari]

Jeg gikk

[Heddy]

Dere må stoppe. Jeg får vondt i hjernen min av å lese dette.

[Muggkaare]

Det er bra. Jeg har hatt vondt i hjernen i 1,5 uke og synes alle bør ha det like jævlig som meg.

[Gjest Slettet-lYlo5C]

stop it

[Bruker-343442]

Eyyy! jeg kom ikke :O

[Muggkaare]

My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others.

[Tharos.]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Bytex]

Isflaket mitt er for langt unna dere Og det er dritkaldt i vannet.

Endret 22. august 2014 av Bytex

[Muggkaare]

Jeg kan ikke svømme.

[Llandari]

Eyyy! jeg kom ikke :O

 

Det er vel strengt tatt ditt problem?

[Bytex]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I take OFF my robe and wizard hat.

[Slimda]

 

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I take OFF my robe and wizard hat.

 

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

[Gjest Bruker-360061]

Å fy faen. Slimda.

[Slimda]

Hva, har ikke dere lest om bloodninja og hans cybersexfantasier?

 

 

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.

Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Bloodninja: Baby?

 

 

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.

j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.

Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli13: thats it.

Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.