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[Aleks]

Alle vil prate om mensen med meg

[Mikkel™]

Alle vil prate om mensen med meg

Jaja mensen her var det livmor!

[Datasmurf]

Ingen vet noe om analysering av dybdeintervju og jeg føler meg hjelpeløs.

[Zabaniya]

Uff da

 

Er det derimot noen som vet om det er en butikk som selger dvder nær bekkestua?

[Kea]

Får man tak i lithium batterier på butikker hvor man også kan kjøpe vanlige batterier?

[Mchansern]

Uff da

 

Er det derimot noen som vet om det er en butikk som selger dvder nær bekkestua?

 

Ta 731 eller 732 bussen til Sandvika, der er det både Spaceworld, Platekompaniet og andre.

[Reeve]

Får man tak i lithium batterier på butikker hvor man også kan kjøpe vanlige batterier?

Det spørs hvilken butikk. Noen har dem ja, men ikke alle butikker.

[Lemon]

Aaah, hjemme igjen. Noen tusenlapper fattigere, men til gjengjeld tilgjengelig på mobil og med favnen full av friskt grøntfôr og rosévin.

[Slimda]

Høres ut som en godkjent shoppingtur.

[multisync]

Noen som tror at den nye Pirates of the Carabbean blir noe bra?

[Mchansern]

Kult, jeg har vært på sykehuset og fått vite at det er skjelettet mitt det er feil på, jeg mangler en liten del i kneet.

 

Operation next!

[Eplefe]

It was a mistake any wizard could make

Who was tired and caught on the hop

One piffling error, and then, to my terror,

I found myself facing the chop.

Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve

A-strolling the park in the dusk!

She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth

Next moment she'd sprouted a tusk.

I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right

But the process of justice was lax;

They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock

Where they usually sharpened the axe.

Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn,

The priest said to try not to cry,

"You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,"

And I knew that my end must be nigh.

The man in the mask who would have the sad task

Of cleaving my head from my neck,

Said "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,"

And I turned to a gibbering wreck.

"This may sting a bit" said the cack-handed twit

As he swung the axe up in the air,

But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,

My head was still definitely there.

The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,

"Won't be too long", he assured me,

But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot

Took forty-five goes 'til he floored me.

And so I was dead, but my faithful old head

It never saw fit to desert me,

It still lingers on, that's the end of my song,

And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me.

[Mr. Lurk]

Kult, jeg har vært på sykehuset og fått vite at det er skjelettet mitt det er feil på, jeg mangler en liten del i kneet.

 

Operation next!

 

Yeyy,kan jeg være med? Har noe jeg skulle ha fått fikset selv.

[Lycantrophe]

Hansern: Er en slik en Afrika-defekt.

Endret 27. april 2011 av Lycantrophe

[Mr. Lurk]

It was a mistake any wizard could make

Who was tired and caught on the hop

One piffling error, and then, to my terror,

I found myself facing the chop.

Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve

A-strolling the park in the dusk!

She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth

Next moment she'd sprouted a tusk.

I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right

But the process of justice was lax;

They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock

Where they usually sharpened the axe.

Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn,

The priest said to try not to cry,

"You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,"

And I knew that my end must be nigh.

The man in the mask who would have the sad task

Of cleaving my head from my neck,

Said "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,"

And I turned to a gibbering wreck.

"This may sting a bit" said the cack-handed twit

As he swung the axe up in the air,

But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,

My head was still definitely there.

The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,

"Won't be too long", he assured me,

But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot

Took forty-five goes 'til he floored me.

And so I was dead, but my faithful old head

It never saw fit to desert me,

It still lingers on, that's the end of my song,

And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me.

 

Nearly Headless Nick

[Mchansern]

Hansern: Er en slik en Afrika-defekt.

 

Enig, og vi kan forresten slå fast at "Jeg har forresten HIV"-spøker ikke slår an på sykehus.

 

Jeg som trodde de også hadde humor.

[Eplefe]

Nearly Headless Nick

Hvem ellers? Sangen ble opprinnelig skrevet ut av bok 2, men ligger på jkrowling.com for your viewing pleasure. Synes den er herlig, jeg. ^_^

[Bloodlines]

Noen som tror at den nye Pirates of the Carabbean blir noe bra?

Man vet jo aldri. Har den mer action enn nr.3 så kan den bli bra.

[Lycantrophe]

Hansern: Er en slik en Afrika-defekt.

 

Enig, og vi kan forresten slå fast at "Jeg har forresten HIV"-spøker ikke slår an på sykehus.

 

Jeg som trodde de også hadde humor.

:!:

[Slimda]

Hansern: Er en slik en Afrika-defekt.

 

Enig, og vi kan forresten slå fast at "Jeg har forresten HIV"-spøker ikke slår an på sykehus.

 

Jeg som trodde de også hadde humor.

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