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[Sirslask]

Deal!

Vi inviterer også hele FK på innflyttningsfesten?

[Licht]

Man må ikke ha extreme2 for å få access, altså? Fikk den via newsfeeden, så bare antok man måtte være medlem x)

 

Tydeligvis ikke. Noe jeg er glad for, utrolig mye morsomt:

 

I had this guy coming in for a PA... He was not circumcised, and the foreskin was tight. As I was pulling the foreskin up this smell coming out from under the skin was rancid — the whole head was covered in white smegma, and top it of he got an erection, and came all over his stomach... I’m just lucky I guess.

Endret 17. februar 2008 av Zealuu

[Gjest Slettet-D7I5Gr2]

Deal!

Vi inviterer også hele FK på innflyttningsfesten?

I`ll bring the spice!

[Datasmurf]

Esso-burger eller Jafs?

[L4r5]

Faen da. JEG skulle til å poste den der.

[Shikaru]

Esso-burger eller Jafs?

snakker om esso burger... hvor er Ø.B?

[-Redhead-]

Esso-burger eller Jafs?

snakker om esso burger... hvor er Ø.B?

Akkuratt det tenkte jeg og på ^^Haha

[Sirslask]

Esso-burger eller Jafs?

snakker om esso burger... hvor er Ø.B?

Hvis vi roper på han kommer han kanskje?

[Eplefe]

A guy in the shop was tattooing a heavier-set woman. She was laying on her side as he was tattooing her midsection. He asked her to twist and stretch her body upward a bit more to stretch the skin. As she stretched, a McDonalds Coke straw fell out of one of her side folds and onto the floor — she didn’t even know it was there.

Syntes den der var litt. Eh.

[L4r5]

 

A guy in the shop was tattooing a heavier-set woman. She was laying on her side as he was tattooing her midsection. He asked her to twist and stretch her body upward a bit more to stretch the skin. As she stretched, a McDonalds Coke straw fell out of one of her side folds and onto the floor — she didn’t even know it was there.

 

Denne var litt bra.

 

edit: Faen da! Slått på målstreken igjen.

Endret 17. februar 2008 av L4r5

[Licht]

Fatter ikke at alt dette kan være mulig, egentlig... Eller er jeg bare hygienisk som en annen husmor? Langt framskredne kjønnssykdommer, uidentifisertbart hvitt gørr mellom valker, fullstendig mangel på personlig hygiene og wtf.

 

:|

 

Tøsete:

I had to pierce a girl’s nipples, and her girlfriend came with her for support. When my customers undress, I always turn my back and pretend I’m doing my setup until they’re ready, but this time, when I turned around, the girlfriend was sucking and massaging my customer’s nipples, and even after disinfecting the skin for the second time, she wouldn’t stop. I had to ask her to leave the room.

 

Haha. x)

Endret 17. februar 2008 av Zealuu

[L4r5]

So this chick comes in for a hood piercing in my first year as a piercer. She’d heard that you can’t have sex for six weeks after you get your hood pierced. She decided that if that was the case, she was gonna get some before. She came in, spread to get her hood pierced, and nothing but ooze. She had just fucked her boyfriend in the parking lot before hand and was still “messy”. I sent her home to shower and said I would do it at a later date.

 

Genialt!

[Eplefe]

Også alle de som prøver å suge pierceren sin mens han holder på xD

[L4r5]

Også alle de som prøver å suge pierceren sin mens han holder på xD

Okay. Jeg kan skjønne at noen tenner på den smerten. Og jeg kan skjønne at de blir kåte og sånn, men er det ikke bedre å la de jobbe i fred å ikke risikere at det går dritt?

[mushi]

Jeg har lyst på en hund til

[Eplefe]

I had a young lady try to fellate me once while in the process of setting up the tray to pierce her nipples.

I got offered a blowjob once before a tongue piercing (I refused). It’s pretty common to get provocative sexual offers in Italy after navel piercings for some reason.

[Sirslask]

Jeg har lyst på en hund til

Jeg har lyst på valper igjen

[Bytex]

Hun ville jo bare suge ham FØR han pierca henne da. Helt greit det.

[Catkin]

Hun ville jo bare suge ham FØR han pierca henne da. Helt greit det.

Ikke alle som syns det.

[Eplefe]

Tja. Var en som kom inn med en spiker gjennom tungen og ville bytte smykke. Tungen var svart i området rundt hullet. Sunne og gode greier det der, ja.

En annen hadde gitt typen sin oral siden hun fikk piercingen (ja, den var ikke ferdiggrodd), tungespissen hennes hadde dødd. Full fest.