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lockdog

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Det er vel fortsatt slik at velikeholdslading er skadelig for de nye batteriene og?

 

Den ene foreleseren min jobber med utvikling av brenselcelleteknologi, og han mente de nye batteriene var veldig bra så lenge de ble brukt.

Det var vist bedre for batteriet å bli brukt i området 20-80% fullt enn at det stod nesten tomt / nesten fullt.

 

Altså;

Nye batterier tappes veeeldig sakte for strøm, det vil si at det ikke er direkte skadelig for batteriet å stå lenge i kontakten, men mangelen på strømgjennomgang i batteriet fører til degradering. Det vil si at om man tar ut batteriet i 3mnd, vil man få dårligere batterikapasitet når man setter det inn igjen.

 

Gammle batterier tappes mye fortere for strøm, og vil på grunn av velikeholdsladingen degraderes. Derimot degraderes de i mye mindre grad av å ikke være tilkoblet/tas ut.

 

Til sammen har Norge bestilt 9,4 millioner doser pandemivaksine. Prisen per vaksinedose er på 69 kroner. Samlet pris for alle dosene er 650 millioner kroner.

 

Hvorfor så mange?

Skal de tas to ganger?

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MSg

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En hifi-butikk i Oslo hadde en internkonkurranse om hvem som klarte å selge en standard scartkabel for mest mulig penger en gang. Vinnern, en kompis av meg, solgte den for rundt 900,-. Det var snakk om en vanlig 49-kroners scart-kabel på halvannen meter.

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L4r5

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Original ad:

No strings attached - dinner wine whatever?

I am a nice woman just looking for a good time. Come over and drink and we can watch a movie and see where it goes from there ;)

From Me to **********@********.org:

 

Hey!

 

I live in the area and am also looking for a good time with no strings attached. I am a 37 year old man who just likes having some fun. How about you come over and we watch a movie and have some wine? You down?

 

Mike

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

Hi mike! Of course I am down for some fun ;) Do you have any pics of yourself?

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

Mike are you still there? I havent heard from you!

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND.

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

umm...what?

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

YOU HEARD ME, YOU WHORE. THIS IS MIKE'S WIFE. HE DIDN'T TELL YOU HE WAS MARRIED, DID HE, YOU FUCKING SLUT!

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

huh I swear he didn't say anything about that! I'm sorry! I won't write again!

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

Karen,

 

It is Mike. What the hell did you say to my wife? She found out about us! She is packing her stuff and talking about a divorce. What did you do?!

 

Mike

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

I responded to YOUR email that's it! Maybe you shouldn't let your wife check your email! Lastly there is no "us"! I wouldn't screw around with a married man! Shame on you for cheating on your wife!

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

Karen,

 

Look, I'm sorry, I should have told you about my wife. I just didn't think it was worth mentioning.

 

Now I managed to calm my wife down. She was willing to hear my side of the story. I told her you were an old girlfriend from high school that was still obsessed with me, and I was trying to get rid of you. She believes me, but she wants to kick your ass. Would you be able to come over here and let my wife kick your ass? Don't worry, she doesn't hit that hard. Just pretend it hurts. I'll give you $20 if you can do this for me.

 

Please help me out here!

 

Mike

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

why would you tell her that!!!!! just be honest and accept what you did!! no I wont go over there to get beat up are you out of your mind????

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

Please Karen! If she divorces me, I am screwed. I made the mistake of not signing a prenuptial agreement when we got married, and now she is talking about taking everything! She even wants to take my Plasma TV! That TV is my world. It is like a son to me. Please don't let her do this. Just come over and let her kick your ass. Do it for me, Karen.

 

Mike

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

I'm sorry but this is not my fault at all. I can't help you.

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

Fuck. Well are you still down for a good time with dinner and a movie?

 

From Karen ******** to Me:

 

absolutely not.

 

From Me to Karen ********:

 

So you ruin my life, and now you won't even go out on a date with me? Thanks a lot, Karen. Next time why don't you add "WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE" next to your personal ad?

:!:

Haha!

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Shikaru

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haha bra Lars :p

 

Hvorfor menn ikke arbeider i "Spørr" spalter

 

 

Dear Walter,

 

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

 

Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila

 

Dear Sheila:

 

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

 

I hope this helps

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Simon Aldra

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Uff, jeg håper ikke det.

Søstra mi trodde jeg kunne ha blitt scamma da jeg var i Spania, men da brukte jeg ikke kortet, siden jeg ikke fikk lov da de ikke godtok at IDen var på baksiden av kortet, og ikke godtok de student-beviset heller, og jeg har ikke for vane å ha med meg passet rundt omkring :p

 

Men man kan vel bli scammet i Norge også. I alle fall i Trøndelag. Lugubert sted dette.

I London kjøpte jeg meg noen bokser øl på en off licence drevet av noen indere. Jeg skrev under på kvitteringen, OG DE SAMMENLIGNET FAKTISK SIGNATUREN MED KORTET! :o

 

Viste dem baksiden, nei. Viste dem passet, njet. Viste dem skolebeviset mitt, OK!

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L4r5

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I London kjøpte jeg meg noen bokser øl på en off licence drevet av noen indere. Jeg skrev under på kvitteringen, OG DE SAMMENLIGNET FAKTISK SIGNATUREN MED KORTET! :o
Jøss. Det har jeg aldri opplevd at noen har gjort.

Har hatt det litt gøy med å prøve å skrive så ugjenkjennelig som jeg bare klarer når jeg henter pakker og sånn da. Er bare en gang noen har reagert. Det var på posten i Skien.

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