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* My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98."

* Me: "Cool. But...it's 2001. Why not Windows 2000 or wait for XP to come out?"

* My Friend: "Oh, 98 is more easily hacked, so I want it."

* Me: "You want to get hacked?"

* My Friend: "Yes! Wouldn't you?"

* Me: "No...."

* My Friend: "When you get hacked you get a lot of money! That's a good thing!"

* Me: "???"

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A customer called in with modem problems.

 

* Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."

* Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"

* Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."

* Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."

 

Lucky me, I made it to the the mute button in time!

 

Hahaha xD

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Old lady

 

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

 

HUSBAND WANTED:

 

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &

MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

 

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she

opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a

wheelchair.. He had no arms or legs.

 

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Just look at you...you have no legs!

 

The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

 

She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

 

Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

 

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

 

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said...

 

Rang the doorbell didn't I?

 

Den var vel bra?

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