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[Gjest Slettet-77do0b]

Ganske morsom webside, spesielt for en som jobber med kunder og kjenner seg igjen.

 

Indeed. Det er en del av dem her også, og spesielt på helgestid. Burde egentlig ha notert en del.

[WheelMan]

(Note: I’m providing tech support over the phone to a customer.)

 

Me: “Okay, so we’re just going to need your phone number before I can go any further.”

Caller: “Okay, it’s **** ****.”

Me: “…and your area code?”

Caller: “Huh?”

Me: “What state are you in?”

Caller: “Say again?”

Me: “What state?”

Caller: “Sober?”

[Sameboe]

(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.)

 

Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?”

 

Customer: “How much for my daughter?”

 

Me: “Um…”

 

Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.”

 

Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.”

Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?”

 

Me: “Adult websites.”

 

Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!”

 

:!:

 

edit: Særdeles mye morsomt lesestoff der Slimda.

Hahahaha Den var bra

[Natrich]

På hvilken nestside er det dere finner de der?

[Gjest Slettet-77do0b]

På hvilken nestside er det dere finner de der?

Foretrekker http://notalwaysright.com/

[Natrich]

På hvilken nestside er det dere finner de der?

Foretrekker http://notalwaysright.com/

Takk

[dysfunctional]

På hvilken nestside er det dere finner de der?

 

 

Foretrekker http://notalwaysright.com/

 

 

EDIT: Dammit, for sen.

Endret 7. oktober 2009 av multiz

[Natrich]

multiz, tanken som teller

[Slimda]

Awh, Egil stakk av med 255555-posten!

[Natrich]

Awh, Egil stakk av med 255555-posten!

Og jeg (vi?) gratulerer

[Gjest Slettet-77do0b]

Oi skulle du ha sett! For en ...eh. ære

[Sidious]

Morgen.

 

Merker at jeg har blitt sykere over natta. :|

[Gjest Slettet-77do0b]

Da blir det kyllingsuppe og appelsinjuice på deg i dag mister Sidius! Basta bom.

[Sidious]

Egil: Kyllingsuppe har jeg ikke, men jeg har enda kjøttdeiggryte fra i går. Har også proppet i meg vitaminer i tablettform. Må dra på forelesning likevel da jeg ikke er SÅ syk enda.

[Slimda]

Tech Support from hell.

 

 

Tech Support: “All right. Now click ‘OK’.”

 

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

 

Tech Support: “Yes, click ‘OK’.”

 

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

 

Tech Support: “That’s right. Click ‘OK’.”

 

Customer: “So I click ‘OK’, right?”

 

Tech Support: “Right. Click ‘OK’.”

 

(Pause.)

 

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

 

Tech Support: “YOU CLICKED ‘CANCEL’???”

 

Customer: “That’s what I was supposed to do, right?”

 

Tech Support: “No, you were supposed to click ‘OK’.”

 

Customer: “I thought you said to click ‘Cancel’.”

 

Tech Support: “NO. I said to click ‘OK’.”

 

Customer: “Oh.”

 

Tech Support: “Now we have to start over.”

 

Customer: “Why?”

 

Tech Support: “Because you clicked ‘Cancel’.”

 

Customer: “Wasn’t I supposed to click ‘Cancel’?”

 

Tech Support: “No. Forget that. Let’s start from the top.”

 

Customer: “Ok.”

 

(I spend the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady’s unique computer.)

 

Tech Support: “All right. Now, are you ready to click ‘OK’?”

 

Customer: “Yes.”

 

Tech Support: “Great. Now click ‘OK’.”

 

(Pause.)

 

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

 

[Natrich]

Customer: “You said you were going to save all my data to the DVD! I can’t get anything!”

 

Me: “I assure you, I saved it to that DVD.”

 

Customer:“No, no! It’s still not there! It keeps telling me to insert the disk!”

 

Me: “Well…did you put the DVD in the drive yet?”

 

Customer: “No! Does it have to be there?”

 

Me: “Yes, it does. You can’t view the contents of the DVD unless the drive is able to read the DVD.”

 

Customer: “Well, that’s just silly!”

[b-i-m-m-e]

haha, jeg lo av disse^^

[Gjest]

Tok morgen stupet mitt derifra idag

[After Dark]

Var det noe mer du hadde på hjertet?

 

God morgen medmennesker. =)

 

Mornings til alle sammen ja.

[Sidious]

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