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[toth]

Trenger litt hjelp her siden søkefunksjonen på hardware er håpløs:

Noen som vet hvor wallpaper tråden ligger? In dire need of new wallpaper.

Bruk google. skriv det du vil søke på, etterfulgt av mellomrom og site:diskusjon.no

Eks: http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&...-8&oe=utf-8

 

Istedetfor "diskusjon.no" kan du bruke mer spesifikk adresse, f.eks den til en tråd eller kategori

 

in other news:

(Note: I am seven months pregnant with a huge belly.)

 

Customer: *laughing* “Oh man, you totally look like you’re pregnant!”

 

Me: “Well yes, sir, I am. What can I get you?”

 

Customer: “But that’s just impossible. It’s so ridiculous!”

 

Me: “I can assure you, sir, it’s not. I am pregnant. Can I get you something?”

 

Customer: *points at my nametag* “Look! You even have a girl’s name!”

 

Me: “That’s because I’m a girl. I am a PREGNANT GIRL. Now, can I get you anything to eat?”

 

Customer: *walks away, laughing hysterically* “A pregnant boy, that’s just crazy!”

 

/notalwaysright.com

[Sameboe]

Trenger litt hjelp her siden søkefunksjonen på hardware er håpløs:

Noen som vet hvor wallpaper tråden ligger? In dire need of new wallpaper.

Here ya go!

[Sidious]

Ukas siste skoledag begynner om snaue to timer. Så må man bruke helga på å forberede en fremføring samt skrive en stil. Hurra!

 

Ferchie: Mange vakre bakgrunner på http://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/index.p...1600&h=1200

Endret 24. september 2009 av Sidious

[Natrich]

Har noen forslag til dikt, hva jeg kan skrive om, jeg er helt blank

[Mikkel™]

Customer: “I’m looking for an outfit for a one year old girl.”

 

Me: “Sure, all of the twelve month clothing is in this section.”

 

Customer: “No, she’s one.”

 

Me: “Right, so that would be over here.”

 

Customer: “You just said that was twelve months!”

 

Me: “Yes.”

 

Customer: *slowly* “I’m looking for ONE YEAR.”

 

Me: “Would you like to go up one size to 18 months?”

 

Customer: “Is there someone else who can help me?”

 

(I go and get my manager.)

 

Manager: “How can I help you?”

 

Customer: “Your employee doesn’t understand English. I’m looking for clothing for my one year old granddaughter.”

 

Manager: “The twelve month clothes are over here.”

 

Customer: “What is WRONG with you people?”

 

HAHAHAHAHA Amerika...

[Sidious]

Hvor har du det der fra, Mikkel? :O

[Mikkel™]

(I am a dentist about to give a patient a shot of local anesthetic).

 

Patient: “I hate needles. Will this hurt?”

 

Me: “Just concentrate on taking nice, deep breaths. It’ll be

over before you know it.”

 

Patient: “Could you please tell me when you’re ready to give

the shot? I need to know!”

 

Me: “Sure. I’ll give it on the count of three. Ready? One, two–”

 

Patient: *screams* “You’re killing me! It hurts so much!”

 

Me: “I haven’t actually given you the shot yet.”

 

Patient: “Oh. Well, um, I was just practicing for when you did.”

 

 

Her Sidious: http://notalwaysright.com/

[Ferchie]

Trenger litt hjelp her siden søkefunksjonen på hardware er håpløs:

Noen som vet hvor wallpaper tråden ligger? In dire need of new wallpaper.

Here ya go!

Tusen takk! ^^

[toth]

Every Valet’s Dream Come True

Restaurant | Lake Tahoe, CA/NV, USA

 

(A man pulls into the parking lot with a beautiful 1972 Rolls Royce. As a general rule, when someone comes in with a car that nice I just let them park it themselves right up front. This conversation takes place as he is leaving the restaurant.)

 

Customer: “I need you to pull my car around for me.”

 

Me: “I never took the keys from you.”

 

Customer: “The keys are in the ignition. Please go get my car.”

 

Me: “Well, if you insist…”

 

(I pull the car around VERY carefully.)

 

Customer: “That was completely unacceptable. I want you to drive around again, only this time when you start off, do a burnout!”

[Mikkel™]

LOL!

[toth]

(After serving them their fast food, a woman with a family of six runs up to the counter, furious.)

 

Customer: “You! You stacked our food wrong! Now my kids are crying!”

 

Me: “Pardon?”

 

Customer: “Come look!”

 

(She brings me down to their table, where their three pre-teens are crying their eyes out and her husband looks incredibly frustrated.)

 

Customer: “Look!”

 

Me: “Ma’am, I don’t see anything wrong with your food–”

 

Customer: “[Child #1] is supposed to eat first, but his food is on the bottom! We won’t be able to get it without moving the other things!”

 

Me: “I don’t think I understand.”

 

Customer: “He’s the first person on the left! He has to eat first, or Satan will claim his soul!”

 

Me: “Uh…”

 

(I decide to ask counter-clockwise around the table what everyone ordered, and hand them their food out off the pile.)

 

Customer:, “Oh, thank you! You will serve as a warrior of God someday!”

 

Me: “…right.”

 

(That family still shows up once a month or so, and suffice to say, I always run out to see what order they’re sitting in before I serve their food.)

_______________________

 

(A lady comes into our sandwich shop and orders a sub. Everything is normal until…)

 

Customer: “Could I get mayonnaise?”

 

Me: “Sure”.

 

(I put the mayonnaise on the sandwich.)

 

Customer: *orgasm noise* “Mooooore.”

 

Me: “Okay…”

 

Customer: *orgasm noise* “More mayonnaise!”

 

(I honestly think a little bit of my spirit died that day.)

Endret 24. september 2009 av toth

[Natrich]

Spoiler?

Men ellers da, hva gjør folket idag?

[Sidious]

Må dra på forelesning om en times tid. Resten av uka må jeg jobbe med diverse oppgaver. Du da?

[Wiciwato]

Men for guds skyld, det er jo snart haustferie!

[Mikkel™]

du mener 2 dager fri?

[Natrich]

du mener 2 dager fri?

8 dager

[Mikkel™]

lol? Her i nord-trøndelag er det bare 2 ...

[Inaktivbruker_101125]

Men for guds skyld, det er jo snart haustferie!

Det skal bli så sinnsykt godt

[Petter]

Fikk nettop kake for å fikse en pc:D

ostekake, sjokoladekakex2 forskjellige ++++ .D:D:D:D:D:

[Cortinarius rubellus]

Toth: fy faen :!: