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[hylo]

Men... hun bare slo deg i magen fordi du sølte på henne? Jeez.

Det medfører riktighet.

 

Og det verste med det: det var last call, og jeg fikk ikke hele last call-pilsen min.

[toth]

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then proceeds to respond, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

[Sameboe]

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then proceeds to respond, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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[Lemon]

Men... hun bare slo deg i magen fordi du sølte på henne? Jeez.

Det medfører riktighet.

 

Og det verste med det: det var last call, og jeg fikk ikke hele last call-pilsen min.

 

Staaaaakkars.

 

toth: Jeg ler.

[Cortinarius rubellus]

Kjerring.

Indeed.

 

Verste med det er at jeg hadde lyst til å prøve meg på henne.

 

Er noe med damer og bein i nesa ja

[toth]

 

toth: Jeg ler.

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

[hylo]

Er noe med damer og bein i nesa ja

Du sier noe der!

[Lemon]

Jeg liker A Softer World.

[Cortinarius rubellus]

Er noe med damer og bein i nesa ja

Du sier noe der!

 

Kunne ikke hatt ei dame som ikke tok igjen:P

Pluss det er artig og lekeslåss, og da må det være litt futt i dama :!:

[toth]

Jeg liker A Softer World.

Da er vi to!

 

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

BURN

[Datasmurf]

lol, ouch.

Jeg digger FML ^^

 

Digger ikke så mye å lese til eksamen

[hylo]

Kunne ikke hatt ei dame som ikke tok igjen:P

Pluss det er artig og lekeslåss, og da må det være litt futt i dama :!:

Så lenge de ikke banker deg, så.

[toth]

Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML

 

 

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

Endret 18. mai 2009 av toth

[Freedom1]

Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML

 

haha, den var stygg :/

[Sameboe]

Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML

 

haha, den var stygg :/

Syns den var gøy jeg

[Midnight_walker]

*feil*

Endret 18. mai 2009 av Midnight_walker

[Sameboe]

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

HAHAHA

[Datasmurf]

Lol, eid.

 

Also, hva gjør jeg her inne igjen? Hvorfor leser jeg ikke om DAM og MAM?

[Sameboe]

Lol, eid.

 

Also, hva gjør jeg her inne igjen? Hvorfor leser jeg ikke om DAM og MAM?

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