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[Datasmurf]

teh wat nao?

[CypheroN]

Det er bare en løsning på det. Nip/tuck!!!1

Do it!

[No Matter What You Say]

teh wat nao?

 

 

Ellers kan du skaffe deg en facial tattoo, men det gjør seg alltid dårlig på jobbintervju.

 

Edit: Geses, Beoncey så ut som om hun hadde fått mindre lepper, det kan da umulig stemme?

Endret 10. mai 2009 av Earthworm-Jim

[:---{D]

Jeg vil ikke bli gjenkjent, er derfor jeg aldri har, og kommer aldri til å poste et bilde av meg på forumet.

Tja, jeg har ikke noe imot det. Jeg prøvde å være anonym her, men det ble litt vanskelig etterhvert.

 

Men jeg har ikke opplevd noe negativt med det. Når jeg framstår som en interessant karakter her, så tror kanskje folk at jeg er det når de møter meg.

[Datasmurf]

Meh, skeptisk.

 

Derimot er jeg ganske positiv til dette:

http://www.dizzy-dee.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-in-5-minutes

 

Og det selv om jeg ikke liker sjokoladekake

[teletubbiekid]

Da har jeg hjulpet Mamma med å vaske hele huset, fiksa meg, fått bort værste luktene og så skal jeg kjøre en tur.

[Mr.Anki]

Den der så ikke dum ut, Datasmurf!

[Mephistopheles]

Heile dagen i selskap med familien. Lungebetenninga er enno aggresiv, så det var eit krafttak utan like. Nett no, sit eg undrar om eg skal ta turen ned til resten av bandet, for å sjekke korleis ståa er med songen eg skreiv rett før helga.

 

Problemet er berre det, eg er vokalist, så det kjem til å verte hardt å sitje der utan å kunne bidra med anna enn (gode) idéar...

 

Madammen kjem nok og til å setje foten ned for vidare ekskursjonar i dag, men ho har betenning i ei tann, og ånde som ein gnu. Dessutan er ho dritsur fordi eg påpeika dette med ånden framfor ho. (Etter selskapet.)

Ikkje akkurat attraktivt selskap.

Endret 10. mai 2009 av Mephistopheles

[Mikkel™]

SB12! Neida, høres ut som om du har hatt nok å stå i idag Mephistoles. Jeg har spist ibux, trena og spist salat idag. Satan så kreativ jeg er.

[Mephistopheles]

(...) Jeg har spist ibux, trena og spist salat idag. Satan så kreativ jeg er.

 

Ibux FTW! 200 eller 400mg?

[K..]

Nå laster jeg ned Windows 7 RC. Ganske spent. Noen her som har prøvd den?

[Llandari]

Usj, er vi ferdige med å poste sangtekster? Jeg som hadde tidenes beste her nå :/

[Mikkel™]

(...) Jeg har spist ibux, trena og spist salat idag. Satan så kreativ jeg er.

 

Ibux FTW! 200 eller 400mg?

Kun 200MG og litt voltarol da! Må til

 

Nå laster jeg ned Windows 7 RC. Ganske spent. Noen her som har prøvd den?

Windows 7 RC er pure love. Har det på begge pc-ene her hjemme.

[CypheroN]

Usj, er vi ferdige med å poste sangtekster? Jeg som hadde tidenes beste her nå :/

Neida.

 

 

 

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night

Enter patty valentine from the upper hall.

She sees the bartender in a pool of blood,

Cries out, my god, they killed them all!

Here comes the story of the hurricane,

The man the authorities came to blame

For somethin that he never done.

Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been

The champion of the world.

 

Three bodies lyin there does patty see

And another man named bello, movin around mysteriously.

I didnt do it, he says, and he throws up his hands

I was only robbin the register, I hope you understand.

I saw them leavin, he says, and he stops

One of us had better call up the cops.

And so patty calls the cops

And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashin

In the hot new jersey night.

 

Meanwhile, far away in another part of town

Rubin carter and a couple of friends are drivin around.

Number one contender for the middleweight crown

Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down

When a cop pulled him over to the side of the road

Just like the time before and the time before that.

In paterson thats just the way things go.

If youre black you might as well not show up on the street

less you wanna draw the heat.

 

Alfred bello had a partner and he had a rap for the cops.

Him and arthur dexter bradley were just out prowlin around

He said, I saw two men runnin out, they looked like middleweights

They jumped into a white car with out-of-state plates.

And miss patty valentine just nodded her head.

Cop said, wait a minute, boys, this ones not dead

So they took him to the infirmary

And though this man could hardly see

They told him that he could identify the guilty men.

 

Four in the mornin and they haul rubin in,

Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs.

The wounded man looks up through his one dyin eye

Says, whad you bring him in here for? he aint the guy!

Yes, heres the story of the hurricane,

The man the authorities came to blame

For somethin that he never done.

Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been

The champion of the world.

 

Four months later, the ghettos are in flame,

Rubins in south america, fightin for his name

While arthur dexter bradleys still in the robbery game

And the cops are puttin the screws to him, lookin for somebody to blame.

Remember that murder that happened in a bar?

Remember you said you saw the getaway car?

You think youd like to play ball with the law?

Think it might-a been that fighter that you saw runnin that night?

Dont forget that you are white.

 

Arthur dexter bradley said, Im really not sure.

Cops said, a poor boy like you could use a break

We got you for the motel job and were talkin to your friend bello

Now you dont wanta have to go back to jail, be a nice fellow.

Youll be doin society a favor.

That sonofabitch is brave and gettin braver.

We want to put his ass in stir

We want to pin this triple murder on him

He aint no gentleman jim.

 

Rubin could take a man out with just one punch

But he never did like to talk about it all that much.

Its my work, hed say, and I do it for pay

And when its over Id just as soon go on my way

Up to some paradise

Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice

And ride a horse along a trail.

But then they took him to the jailhouse

Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.

 

All of rubins cards were marked in advance

The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.

The judge made rubins witnesses drunkards from the slums

To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum

And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.

No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.

And though they could not produce the gun,

The d.a. said he was the one who did the deed

And the all-white jury agreed.

 

Rubin carter was falsely tried.

The crime was murder one, guess who testified?

Bello and bradley and they both baldly lied

And the newspapers, they all went along for the ride.

How can the life of such a man

Be in the palm of some fools hand?

To see him obviously framed

Couldnt help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land

Where justice is a game.

 

Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties

Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise

While rubin sits like buddha in a ten-foot cell

An innocent man in a living hell.

Thats the story of the hurricane,

But it wont be over till they clear his name

And give him back the time hes done.

Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been

The champion of the world.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Kun 200MG og litt voltarol da! Må til

 

Mest den same dietten som meg, med unntak av dobbel mengd Ibuprofen, og antibiotikaen eg går og knaskar på.

Eg har voltarolliknande saker i systemet mitt og, for ryggen, dog reseptbelagde Voltaren.

[Gjest Slettet-D7I5Gr2]

Hvorfor har du ikke med refrenget? This is the story of the hurricane osv.

[Jann - Ove]

Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

 

You own all our cd's- you're gay, you're gay

You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay

You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay

You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay

 

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are gay!

 

You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong

You think we care about the underground- you're wrong

You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong

You think we care if you like us- you're wrong

 

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are gay!

 

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke

Or unless you got some drugs to smoke

When the drugs are gone, then we are too

Then we'll go back to making fun of you

 

[Fan voice]

"But I've supported you guys for so long"

 

FAGGOT!

[Llandari]

Så flott

 

 

I hear songs on the radio

They might be fast or they might be slow

But every song they play's got be thinkin' bout you

I see a fella walking down the street

He looks at me and he smiles so sweet

But he don't matter to me

'cause I'm thinkin' 'bout you

 

Every little dream I dream about you

Every little thought I think about you

It drives me crazy when you go away

I oughta keep you locked up at home

And like a wild horse I wanna break you

I love you so much I hate you

Every little thing reminds me of you

Honey when you leave me here all alone

 

My tongue gets tied when I try to talk

My knees get weak when I start to walk

So I might as well stay home

And keep thinkin' 'bout you

The "Young and Restless" on my TV set

That's just like us when we first met

And when they start to kissin'

Got me thinkin' 'bout you

 

Every little dream I dream....(x2)

 

[CypheroN]

Hvorfor har du ikke med refrenget? This is the story of the hurricane osv.

Blame lyricsfreak.com!

[fargoth]

Unngå Ibux (Ibuprofen) i det lange løp, så minimerer man risikoen for gastrointestinale problemer på lang sikt. Legemidler basert på Paracetamol eller Kodein er mye bedre i forhold til dette.