Post deres værste forsøk på søknader til guilden her!

[Knofle]

Det er noen ganger man får så utrolig tilbakestående søknader dumpende ned på forumet, og jeg vet det er mange av dere som også får det.

Bare sensurer navnene og annen personlig informasjon før dere poster det!

 

Mitt eksempel er en shaman som tydeligvis ikke er helt på vårt nivå.

 

 

 

 

THIS IS A MINIMUM, ALL INFO OUTSIDE THIS TEMPLATE IS A HUGE PLUS!

 

 

Name irl (Optional):XXXXX

 

Name ingame: XXXXX

 

Class: Orc Shaman

 

Age: 16

 

Where are you from? Macedonia

 

Attunements? Karazhan,got the key who unlocks all heroic dungeons in tempest keep and and got the key who Unlocks heroic difficulty for Hellfire citadel dungeons

When can you attend raids?

 

Do you have VT and a mic? yes i have

 

Previous guild(s)? was in the guild XXXXXXX and i leave it cos i dont like it

 

Why did you leave your old guild? Cos all the people were makeng jokes and doesn't make any raids

 

Why do you want to join Midgard? Cos its the best guild and going in super raids

 

Tell us a little about yourself: I am resto shammy got 997 bonus healing 1407 mana regeneration 359 Stamina 376 Intelect 220 Spirit have good healing.When i will do some raids and get some epic items ill make it over 1500 bonus healing i sware:D

 

Armory link: i got 6454 armor

 

Altså, hvem er det som sier at de har 997 +healing, men at de kommer til å få over 1500 med raids og epics?

 

<3

[Bjonski]

Altså, hvem er det som sier at de har 997 +healing, men at de kommer til å få over 1500 med raids og epics?

 

De som ikke har raidet så mye for å få bedre gear?

 

Nå er ikke jeg healer, så har ikke peiling på hvor mye bonus healing som er normalt.

[Knofle]

Jeg tror ikke du helt forstår.

Når man skriver en søknad til en guild, skal man skrive hva man har, ikke det man kommer til å få.

[KompleX]

Najs mana regen

[drugis]

ja, hi hi, den var morsom

[Rostad]

Fikk inn denne for en liten stund siden.

 

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:21 am Post subject: HELOO GUYS Reply with quote

Can i Join ?

 

Etter at han ble declined fikk vi denne.

 

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:53 am Post subject: CAN I PLZ JOIN Reply with quote

My Info

Name : XXXXXX

Age : 13

Sex : Male

Location : palistine

Character

Name : XXXXXX

class : Rogue

Current spec : Subtelety

Wiling to spec : combat if i get a gear and see that sub is bad at raiding

Current gear : dont have set but got good damge

My Computer :

Internet conection : good dont got lag only server lags

i have ventrilo

no i dont

i will get a microphone if its needed

Experience :

Raid experience :i know much tactics cuse my friends much raids and can help me

Endret 27. november 2007 av Rostad

[DNA]

Må si den nederste var ganske morsom :!:

 

Den øverste var vel ikke så morsom...

[Christeven]

Armory link: i got 6454 armor

ikke morsomt ? Om jeg får masse nye epics fra et raid får jeg bedre healing, lover!

[PSV]

Gode, gamle tider:

 

http://transcended.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2087

 

*sukk*

[cozmos]

Synd 80% av bildene er vekke fra den tråden da.. :\

[PSV]

Hey Im Durndlium!

 

Ingame nikc - Durilum

Class - Warrior

build - full battle.

 

let tell me something about myself i am 19 old from norway live oslo in. want to you join because you are good guild and i need the items from both bwl and from AQ to get my character better and then i can leave the guild later on and do some pvp to 14 rank.

 

experience i have been mc with my friend 60 paladin he was away on vacation that week and i seen him plays bwl and kill nefarian he is on borked on ravencrest.

 

as i have good experience i can help you a lot in bwl but unfortunately i wont be able to raid mc with you as you dont to that so i leave the guild when i have the 2 tier set and join to get the 1 tier and sulfuras too because then i do damage do. i can tank really good because we had no wipes in yesterdays ubrs and i have only wiped two times in diremaul but then the healer did not manage to heal me i also good at tanking because i use ms and my arcanite reaper outdamage all class because the damage from recless nees do more damage then the sunder armor because its shit and does a little damage anyway because sunder dont to damage it suc and can only be used 5 times and MS can be used 4ever.

 

when i have akshandi then i maintank want because its does most damage so thats cool Smile

 

well now it is up to you if i can join. PLZ!

 

Ellers: https://www.diskusjon.no/lofiversion/index....704639-200.html

[mwn]

hva var så hysterisk morsomt med den første? stakkaren kunne jo ikke så godt engelsk, det er vel det eneste...

[Knofle]

Nei, han har skrevet at han har 1407 mana regeneration, han har 6454 armory link, og han sverger på å få mere +healing om vi gir ham gear.

 

Edit: Meeeen, nå er det ikke bare førsteposten det skal være om her.

 

PSV, haha, jeg husker den første søknaden om han som posta "søstera" si. xD

Endret 28. november 2007 av Knofle

[Lucifer 666]

Er glad vi låste forumet våres for hvemsomhelst. Nå må hver enkel kontakte en av oss veteraner for å få passord slik at di kan lage en aplication.

 

Men selfølgelig savener jeg en god latter i ny og ne fra alle di idiotiske søknader som popped inn hver dag

[John Keats]

Hey Im Durndlium!

 

Ingame nikc - Durilum

Class - Warrior

build - full battle.

 

let tell me something about myself i am 19 old from norway live oslo in. want to you join because you are good guild and i need the items from both bwl and from AQ to get my character better and then i can leave the guild later on and do some pvp to 14 rank.

 

experience i have been mc with my friend 60 paladin he was away on vacation that week and i seen him plays bwl and kill nefarian he is on borked on ravencrest.

 

as i have good experience i can help you a lot in bwl but unfortunately i wont be able to raid mc with you as you dont to that so i leave the guild when i have the 2 tier set and join to get the 1 tier and sulfuras too because then i do damage do. i can tank really good because we had no wipes in yesterdays ubrs and i have only wiped two times in diremaul but then the healer did not manage to heal me i also good at tanking because i use ms and my arcanite reaper outdamage all class because the damage from recless nees do more damage then the sunder armor because its shit and does a little damage anyway because sunder dont to damage it suc and can only be used 5 times and MS can be used 4ever.

 

when i have akshandi then i maintank want because its does most damage so thats cool Smile

 

well now it is up to you if i can join. PLZ!

 

Ellers: https://www.diskusjon.no/lofiversion/index....704639-200.html

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sirkulerer denne fortsatt som application på diverse guildforums? Første gang den ble postet var på Darkstorm sitt forum på Al'Akir, skrevet av en litt godfull Smeagold

 

Etter det har den blitt copy-pasta til en god del flere steder.

Endret 28. november 2007 av Smeagoldfish

[Lednar]

Gode, gamle tider:

 

http://transcended.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2087

 

*sukk*

Faen, vil se bildene jo!

[toranv]

Ok vi fikk denne her for noen uker siden

 

Hello. im a well geared, skilled Prot warrior. i have cleared kara and Gruul. im friendly as a person. dont whine for a whipe and all that outher bad things.

 

im a boy on 15 years and im active, Play almoust every day.i play like 6 days a week.

i can play from 18:00 - 23:00

 

You can se all my stats/Specc and gear here

 

http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xm...amp;n=Metalfear

 

 

well... last guild i was in wasent so active.. the name of the guild was Illusive. and i have been in " I Critt my Pants" that have been my tbc guilds.

 

Some Outher information:

I Got a insane dps gear. was 1 on the dps on Netherspite =D i had 40k more dmg on the second on the dps list. (First time i was dps in kara ) and i dident over aggro or something.

 

 

Well.. that was all from me i hope that you will w/ me in game that i can join =D whoud me nice. Gl Hf and GodBye

 

 

/ Love Metalfear

 

Altså for å si det sånn, BIGGEST DECLINE EVER!

[brillan]

Den siste var verken morsom eller spesielt dårlig

[toranv]

Har du drept Netherspite?

 

og jeg har aldri nevnt at det skal være morsomt!

 

Det er blandt en av de værre postene jeg har sett om å joine ett guild! Bare det han kommenterer om Netherspite dmgen sier jo sitt. Dette var forresten hans tredje apply til guildet vårt lol!

Endret 28. november 2007 av toranv

[Arba]

Name: Sergei

Age: 12

Location: Belgrade/Serbia

 

Class: WARRIOR! (tank)

Current Spec: Good spec

Willing to respec?: No.

Current Gear? (Armory): http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xm...ist&n=Zango

What part of your equipment do YOU consider the worst one and why?: (Explain in detail why this is the worst part) My shirt because it doesn't have any stats!

What kind of stat do YOU think is THE most important for your talent spec and class?: (mp5/+heal/spirit/hitraiting/crit/agility/strength etc etc) All those are nice!

How stable is your internet connection?: I disconnect very rarely, once every 5 minutes only (rough estimate)

Ventrilo: Yes!

Do you have a working Microphone, and can you talk during raids if needed?: Yes, yes!

How much time do you spend on playing the game each week?, give a rough estimate: 84 hours, give or take.

What guilds have you been in before? Why did you leave them?: None, they all suck!

BC and pre-BC raiding exp, What have you been rading?: I main tanked slave pens.

 

Attunements: You MUST have Vashj vial, Kael vial is also highly preffered but not required at this time: I get those tomorrow, no problem!

 

Available hours and days to raid:

We raid 5 days a week, 19.00 - 23.00 on Mon, Tues, Wed, Thursday. And 16.00 to 23.00 on Sundays. How many of theses raids can you join?: I can always play!

 

 

Below is the most important part of the application, take your time to write it as it is highly important to us when we decide to recruit someone

 

Tell us why we should recruit you!

Write as much as possible about yourself, your playstyle, what you can bring to our raids, why you play your class and why you choose to have your specific spec on your character. What are your strongest abilites as a player? Weakest abilities? Why do you play World of Warcraft? What do you do for fun when not playing WoW? Are you always prepared with everything needed for raids? (flasks, buffreagents, mana oils, spelldmg oils, buff food etc) Tell us everything we could ever want to know about you!

 

I think you should reqruit me because i'm a great player (10/10). I can tank everything, I got good tank items. I play warrior because they have high armor, so if I disconnect I am not dead when I get in. I spec this spec because a warrior on armory have the same one. He's a main tank (like me). All my abilities are strong ones, I guess i'm best at abilities. I play WoW because real life is boring (lol). When i'm not playing WoW I drink koskenkorva in my room (don't tell mum!). I'm always prepared when raiding, all potions!

 

Well, what do you need to know about me other than the fact that i'm the best tank. I have learned all skills. I can do damage also, my sword is a good one.

 

Good Luck!

 

vet ikke om det var bare tull men var litt morsom syns jeg