Subject: Moral of The Story

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Subject: Moral of The Story  

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents  

to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  

The next day the kids came back and began to tell their stories.  

 

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens.  

One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front  

seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went  

flying and broke and made a mess.""What's the moral of the story?" asked the  

  teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the  

teacher.  

   

 

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers  

too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one  

time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to  

this story is ,"don't count your chickens before they're hatched."  

  "That was a fine story Sarah, said the teacher. "Michael, do you have  

a story to share?"  

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was  

a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail  

out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a  

machine gun and a machete . She drank the whiskey on the way down so it  

wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She  

killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.  

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And  

then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."  

   

 

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did  

your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"  

  "Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking

 

[Odden]

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[Kjetil Lura]

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