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Lich King - Black Metal Sucks

 

 

 

Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down

Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown

Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long

Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog

 

In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell

Making mommy mad, cause that's original

If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go

Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show

 

I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?

Black metal sucks

Careful not to smear your makeup

You suck

goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed

Black metal sucks

Auuuuuuuuuugh What?

You suck

 

Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band

Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land

Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate

When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake

 

The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound

Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound

Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract

From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act

 

I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?

Black metal sucks

You know what dude, you look like a schmuck

You suck

Singer sounds like a wounded duck

Black metal sucks

I'd rather listen to... us

You suck

 

You know how I know you look like a fool?

Lich King rules

We're the best band and we're super cool

We rule

Straight from the 80's and we're old school

Lich King rules

Running out of rhymes, so wading pool

Thrash is the rule

 

 

 

Mye riktig der :D

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Lich King - Black Metal Sucks

 

 

 

Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down

Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown

Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long

Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog

 

In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell

Making mommy mad, cause that's original

If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go

Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show

 

I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?

Black metal sucks

Careful not to smear your makeup

You suck

goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed

Black metal sucks

Auuuuuuuuuugh What?

You suck

 

Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band

Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land

Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate

When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake

 

The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound

Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound

Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract

From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act

 

I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?

Black metal sucks

You know what dude, you look like a schmuck

You suck

Singer sounds like a wounded duck

Black metal sucks

I'd rather listen to... us

You suck

 

You know how I know you look like a fool?

Lich King rules

We're the best band and we're super cool

We rule

Straight from the 80's and we're old school

Lich King rules

Running out of rhymes, so wading pool

Thrash is the rule

 

 

 

Mye riktig der :D

 

 

Det var bare forferdelig da de sang om seg selv på slutten. Høres ut som sjalusi :hmm:

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Da var Sólstafir's nye album Köld ute, hittil høres det ut som plata klarer er minst like god som deres forrige, Masterpiece of Bitterness. Anbefaler alle å sjekke ut dette herlige bandet fra Island. For dere som kan å lete ligger albumet allerede ut på nettet.

 

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