boat

b-real · 22. januar 2003

There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking him for John stated, "I'm sorry to here about your loss. You must feel terrible". Joe thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no fact is I'm kinda glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The dam fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle.

The old woman fainted.