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I was once having a conversation with Jesus and our girlfriends and Razor's house, and an interesting subject came up. Anyway, someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.

 

Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, (at least in my experience) to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what I've got to offer. Again, I can't speak for anyone else, this is just in my personal experience.

 

Not only am I thinking during sex, I am multi-tasking. My neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as my penis is pounding pussy.

 

Just what is going through my head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:

 

 

"Alright, time for some action"

"I hope I don't fuck up this time"

"Is that the right hole?"

"Oh wait, there it is"

"All right, lets start out slow"

 

It isn't long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic.

 

BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."

BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"

<soft moaning starts>

BRAIN: "She's making noises!"

BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"

BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"

<increased moaning"

BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now"

BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"

BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit"

.............................

BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that"

<Moans quieting>

BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?"

BRAIN: "Fuck it, lets try a different position"

WOMAN: "OUCH!"

BRAIN: "Yeah....that one was definitely pain>

WOMAN: "What are you doing?"

BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!"

BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!"

BRAIN: "Open flaps"

BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged"

BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters"

BRAIN: "Systems check"

ME: "You allright?"

WOMAN: "Uh....Yeah"

BRAIN: "No system damage"

ME: "Allright, lets try this again"

 

—five minutes later....computer pretty much takes over—

BRAIN: "Allright, back on track"

<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>

BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"

<Full body blush commencing>

BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"

<Back arching>

BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."

COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!

COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR

BRAIN: "Oh shit"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT

BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet!"

<Moaning above 80 decibals>

BRAIN: "Just a little longer"

COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING

BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it"

BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________

BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"

COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED

BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"

COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>

COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>

BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"

COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING"

<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>

COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING"

<THUD>

WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?"

ME: Yeah.....my head hurts...."

WOMAN: "Sorry" <blush>

ME: No, the other head"

WOMAN: "What?"

ME: Nothing"

ME: Did you cum"

WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice"

ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice"

WOMAN: "You're so weird"

ME: You should try being the pilot next time"

WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"

 

Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?

Ever wonder what he's feeling"

Its not pain

Its not pleasure

It is deep, hard, seething thought.

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I was once having a conversation with Jesus and our girlfriends and Razor's house, and an interesting subject came up.  Anyway, someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.

 

Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, (at least in my experience) to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what I've got to offer. Again, I can't speak for anyone else, this is just in my personal experience.

 

Not only am I thinking during sex, I am multi-tasking. My neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as my penis is pounding pussy.

 

Just what is going through my head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:

 

 

"Alright, time for some action"

"I hope I don't fuck up this time"

"Is that the right hole?"

"Oh wait, there it is"

"All right, lets start out slow"

 

It isn't long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic.

 

BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."

BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"

<soft moaning starts>

BRAIN: "She's making noises!"

BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"

BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"

<increased moaning"

BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now"

BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"

BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit"

.............................

BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that"

<Moans quieting>

BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?"

BRAIN: "Fuck it, lets try a different position"

WOMAN: "OUCH!"

BRAIN: "Yeah....that one was definitely pain>

WOMAN: "What are you doing?"

BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!"

BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!"

BRAIN: "Open flaps"

BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged"

BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters"

BRAIN: "Systems check"

ME: "You allright?"

WOMAN: "Uh....Yeah"

BRAIN: "No system damage"

ME: "Allright, lets try this again"

 

—five minutes later....computer pretty much takes over—

BRAIN: "Allright, back on track"

<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>

BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"

<Full body blush commencing>

BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"

<Back arching>

BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."

COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!

COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR

BRAIN: "Oh shit"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT

BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet!"

<Moaning above 80 decibals>

BRAIN: "Just a little longer"

COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING

BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it"

BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________

BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"

COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED

BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"

COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>

COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>

BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"

COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING"

<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>

COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING"

<THUD>

WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?"

ME: Yeah.....my head hurts...."

WOMAN: "Sorry" <blush>

ME: No, the other head"

WOMAN: "What?"

ME: Nothing"

ME: Did you cum"

WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice"

ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice"

WOMAN: "You're so weird"

ME: You should try being the pilot next time"

WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"

 

Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?

Ever wonder what he's feeling"

Its not pain

Its not pleasure

It is deep, hard, seething thought.

9553088[/snapback]

 

:!: Så enormt bra, verste var at jeg faktisk kjente meg igjen der. :blush:

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I was once having a conversation with Jesus and our girlfriends and Razor's house, and an interesting subject came up.  Anyway, someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.

 

Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, (at least in my experience) to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what I've got to offer. Again, I can't speak for anyone else, this is just in my personal experience.

 

Not only am I thinking during sex, I am multi-tasking. My neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as my penis is pounding pussy.

 

Just what is going through my head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:

 

 

"Alright, time for some action"

"I hope I don't fuck up this time"

"Is that the right hole?"

"Oh wait, there it is"

"All right, lets start out slow"

 

It isn't long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic.

 

BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."

BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"

<soft moaning starts>

BRAIN: "She's making noises!"

BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"

BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"

<increased moaning"

BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now"

BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"

BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit"

.............................

BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that"

<Moans quieting>

BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?"

BRAIN: "Fuck it, lets try a different position"

WOMAN: "OUCH!"

BRAIN: "Yeah....that one was definitely pain>

WOMAN: "What are you doing?"

BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!"

BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!"

BRAIN: "Open flaps"

BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged"

BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters"

BRAIN: "Systems check"

ME: "You allright?"

WOMAN: "Uh....Yeah"

BRAIN: "No system damage"

ME: "Allright, lets try this again"

 

—five minutes later....computer pretty much takes over—

BRAIN: "Allright, back on track"

<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>

BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"

<Full body blush commencing>

BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"

<Back arching>

BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."

COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!

COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR

BRAIN: "Oh shit"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT

BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet!"

<Moaning above 80 decibals>

BRAIN: "Just a little longer"

COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING

BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it"

BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________

BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"

COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED

BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"

COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>

COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>

BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"

COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING"

<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>

COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING"

<THUD>

WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?"

ME: Yeah.....my head hurts...."

WOMAN: "Sorry" <blush>

ME: No, the other head"

WOMAN: "What?"

ME: Nothing"

ME: Did you cum"

WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice"

ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice"

WOMAN: "You're so weird"

ME: You should try being the pilot next time"

WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"

 

Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?

Ever wonder what he's feeling"

Its not pain

Its not pleasure

It is deep, hard, seething thought.

9553088[/snapback]

 

 

Mye av dette er forøvrig helt sant, skal jeg snakke av erfaring.

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I was once having a conversation with Jesus and our girlfriends and Razor's house, and an interesting subject came up.  Anyway, someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.

 

Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, (at least in my experience) to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what I've got to offer. Again, I can't speak for anyone else, this is just in my personal experience.

 

Not only am I thinking during sex, I am multi-tasking. My neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as my penis is pounding pussy.

 

Just what is going through my head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:

 

 

"Alright, time for some action"

"I hope I don't fuck up this time"

"Is that the right hole?"

"Oh wait, there it is"

"All right, lets start out slow"

 

It isn't long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic.

 

BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."

BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"

<soft moaning starts>

BRAIN: "She's making noises!"

BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"

BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"

<increased moaning"

BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now"

BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"

BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit"

.............................

BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that"

<Moans quieting>

BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?"

BRAIN: "Fuck it, lets try a different position"

WOMAN: "OUCH!"

BRAIN: "Yeah....that one was definitely pain>

WOMAN: "What are you doing?"

BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!"

BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!"

BRAIN: "Open flaps"

BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged"

BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters"

BRAIN: "Systems check"

ME: "You allright?"

WOMAN: "Uh....Yeah"

BRAIN: "No system damage"

ME: "Allright, lets try this again"

 

—five minutes later....computer pretty much takes over—

BRAIN: "Allright, back on track"

<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>

BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"

<Full body blush commencing>

BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"

<Back arching>

BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."

COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!

COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR

BRAIN: "Oh shit"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT

BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet!"

<Moaning above 80 decibals>

BRAIN: "Just a little longer"

COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING

BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it"

BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________

BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"

COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED

BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"

COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>

COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>

BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"

COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING"

<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>

COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING"

<THUD>

WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?"

ME: Yeah.....my head hurts...."

WOMAN: "Sorry" <blush>

ME: No, the other head"

WOMAN: "What?"

ME: Nothing"

ME: Did you cum"

WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice"

ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice"

WOMAN: "You're so weird"

ME: You should try being the pilot next time"

WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"

 

Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?

Ever wonder what he's feeling"

Its not pain

Its not pleasure

It is deep, hard, seething thought.

9553088[/snapback]

Damn... Jeg kjente meg godt igjen der ja...
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I was once having a conversation with Jesus and our girlfriends and Razor's house, and an interesting subject came up.  Anyway, someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.

 

Guys are quiet in bed because we are too busy thinking. You heard me right. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, (at least in my experience) to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what I've got to offer. Again, I can't speak for anyone else, this is just in my personal experience.

 

Not only am I thinking during sex, I am multi-tasking. My neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as my penis is pounding pussy.

 

Just what is going through my head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:

 

 

"Alright, time for some action"

"I hope I don't fuck up this time"

"Is that the right hole?"

"Oh wait, there it is"

"All right, lets start out slow"

 

It isn't long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic.

 

BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."

BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"

<soft moaning starts>

BRAIN: "She's making noises!"

BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"

BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"

<increased moaning"

BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now"

BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"

BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit"

.............................

BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that"

<Moans quieting>

BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?"

BRAIN: "Fuck it, lets try a different position"

WOMAN: "OUCH!"

BRAIN: "Yeah....that one was definitely pain>

WOMAN: "What are you doing?"

BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!"

BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!"

BRAIN: "Open flaps"

BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged"

BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters"

BRAIN: "Systems check"

ME: "You allright?"

WOMAN: "Uh....Yeah"

BRAIN: "No system damage"

ME: "Allright, lets try this again"

 

—five minutes later....computer pretty much takes over—

BRAIN: "Allright, back on track"

<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>

BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"

<Full body blush commencing>

BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"

<Back arching>

BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."

COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!

COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR

BRAIN: "Oh shit"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT

BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet!"

<Moaning above 80 decibals>

BRAIN: "Just a little longer"

COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING

BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it"

BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"

COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________

BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"

COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED

BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"

COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"

COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>

COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>

BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"

COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>

BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"

COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING"

<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>

COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING"

<THUD>

WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?"

ME: Yeah.....my head hurts...."

WOMAN: "Sorry" <blush>

ME: No, the other head"

WOMAN: "What?"

ME: Nothing"

ME: Did you cum"

WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice"

ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice"

WOMAN: "You're so weird"

ME: You should try being the pilot next time"

WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"

 

Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?

Ever wonder what he's feeling"

Its not pain

Its not pleasure

It is deep, hard, seething thought.

9553088[/snapback]

 

 

Mye av dette er forøvrig helt sant, skal jeg snakke av erfaring.

9554189[/snapback]

 

Å fy faen så latterkrampe....

 

Var som å høre skildring fra "Con Air"

 

"Abort missile, abort missile..... *splat*....Huston, we have a problem..."

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Tror nok jeg er den typen person som alle gutter frykter, :blush:

Vanligvis pleier jeg å tenke på hva vi skal gjøre etterpå, om jeg bør fortelle han hva jeg synes ol.. også selvfølgelig angsten for hva HAN tenker når har tar på meg, "Er puppene mine for små? Kanskje de ikke er myke nok?" "Hvordan ser rumpa mi ut fra den vinkelen? Nå må jeg seriøst slanke meg" osv.. :nei:

 

Velvel, han har holdt ut i snart 2 år, så det kan ikke være SÅ ille for han=)

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Ser dere savner svar fra jentene her.

 

Hva jeg tenker varierer med hvem jeg er sammen med.

Er det en jeg er trygg på og har holdt på med en stund så tenker jeg på han, på hvor godt det er, på hva for noe mer jeg har lyst på, hva jeg kan gjøre for han(suge han, ri han...f.eks), hvordan jeg kan erte han opp enda mer(elsker når menn blir helt sprø og ikke klarer å holde fingrene av fatet) og på å ha det best mulig der og da. Er jeg med en kjæreste eller en fast fuckfriend så bryr jeg meg ikke så mye om hvorvidt jeg ser bra ut fra den og den vinkelen eller hvordan puppene ser ut etc. for da er jeg likevel helt trygg på at han elsker å ha sex med meg og synes jeg er fantastisk.

Samtidig prøver jeg jo å ta meg best mulig ut da(for å, som sagt tidligere, tenne han mest mulig)men ikke på en sånn måte at det blir påtatt.

 

Er jeg med en helt ny en(noe som ikke skjer så ofte...ikke fan av ONS)så er jeg kanskje litt mer bevisst på stilling og kropp og sånt, men likevel veldig fokusert på å gjøre en bra jobb, please mest mulig samtidig som jeg gjerne vil ha mitt jeg også.

Opplever ihvertfall at når man er trygg på seg selv og egen kropp, og utstråler mest mulig energi og sex(hehe)så virker det som gutten syns man er helt herlig uansett. Det verste for en gutt må jo være en jente som har masse restriksjoner og prestasjonsangst i senga. Det må jo være helt turn of...eller?

Jeg tror ihvertfall det er bedre å bare gi seg henn og vise at man elsker det. Men det er jo bare min tanke da...

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Zeph

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monsterkid

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Jeg bruker å tenke på hvordan jeg ser ut når jeg ligger som jeg gjør. Uff da. Litt turn-off.

Men som oftest er hjernen helt blank. Om vedkommende spør hva jeg tenker på, så klarer jeg sjeldent å svare. Det føles rett og slett som om det er helt tomt. Ganske fantastisk, egentlig.

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