Forslag til Signaturer

[Hbroom]

Tenkte å lage denne siden jeg er litt ny her så jeg trenger noen forslag til en ny signatur:D leser en del poster her inne og folxa har mange fete signaturer må jeg innrømme;) så er det noen som har noen forslag til meg elr:D?? en bra setning elr noe morsomt elr noe:D bare å svare folkens<3

[Thor.]

En ting. Bilder i signaturen er ikke tilatt. Les resten av reglene når du først er i gang

[Hbroom]

Hvorfor er det ikke lov?

 

og hvor kan jeg lese reglene:P?

 

ps. ikke diss meg.. bare er serr naabbe på diskusjon.no

 

også en siste ting:P, hvordan får jeg bilde på sia der ved navnet mitt:D? siden er det personling bilde:P? hvis det er det så prøvde jeg å legge et bilde der i stad men det funka ikke xD love<3

[Crazy_Man]

det står på venstre side.

 

eller her: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?act=SR&f=60

[Hbroom]

takk:D noe forslag til signatur:P?

[Torbjørn T.]

også en siste ting:P, hvordan får jeg bilde på sia der ved navnet mitt:D? siden er det personling bilde:P? hvis det er det så prøvde jeg å legge et bilde der i stad men det funka ikke xD love<3  9460847[/snapback]

Personleg bilete ser ein berre i profilen. Det du leiter etter er avatar.

[Admiral1]

og bumping er bare lov etter 24 timer bruk rediger alternativet

 

Ellers ville jeg ha puttet ting jeg intreserer meg for i siggen

[Thor.]

Hbroom: Oppe til venstre står det "Kontrollpanel". Gå inn der og se på "Rediger avatarinnstillinger"

 

Ellers så er det ikke tillatt og skrive flere poster på rad. Rediger heller posten.

 

Les denne før du bryter med flere regler og lær deg å følge retningslinjene så du ikke får kritikk på feil oppførsel.

 

God natt og send meg gjerne en pm om det er noe med forumet du lurer på .

[Hbroom]

lol pm = personal message? og kan jeg ikke bruke hurtigsvar hele tia:P? fortelle litt please:D? har lest retningslinjene 3 ganger.. skjønner at jeg ikke skal spamme og bumpe.. skal gjøre et forsøk med Avatar elr hva det nå var dere kalte det;) takk for tålmodigheten folkens<3

[Torbjørn T.]

Sjølvsagt kan du bruke Hurtigsvar, poenget er berre at i staden for å skrive tre innlegg på to minutt kan du redigere det fyrste innlegget ditt (ved å trykke ), og leggje til det du gløymde.

 

Redigert: Og er personleg melding ja.

Endret 9. september 2007 av Torbjørn T.

[Emancipate]

Tilbake til saken: signaturer.

 

Woman, without her man, is nothing. -- Woman, without her, man is nothing.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.

Bush' doctor: Like everyone else you have a right and a left brain, but there's nothing right in the left one, and there's nothing left in the right one.

Lawyer: - All your answers must be correct. Which school did you attend to?<br>- Correct.

Last words: Yes! How many times do I have to tell you it's completely safe?

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!

Everything is possible except skiing through a revolving door.

myspacebarisbrokencanyoupleasefixit?

Never believe in "never".

Never buy rubber band by the metre!

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

To the one who stole the ladder: Please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.

Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus; they plan to call it mass transit.

^¨'*/`´´"##¤%: Japanese proverb. Pronounced: Himu kioop wang tang. Means: If you've got an umbrella in your ass, never open it!

You can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool your mom.

Kill one, and you are a murderer. Kill millions, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are God!

Don't steal, the government hates competion.

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended." -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail." Gore Vidal.

You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning. -Ron Atkinson

Buy land. They've stopped making it.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.

I'm objective; I object to everything.

Don't take me literally.

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

Life without bears would be unbearable.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.

For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Q: How do you make a cigarette lighter?<br>A: You take out all the tobacco.

"Pete! PETE!!" Tom repeated.

He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.

"I need to be careful not to add too much water," Tom said with great concentration.

"The exit is right there," Tom pointed out.

Princess Diana = End is a car spin. (Anagram)

There are some that are wise. And there are others that are otherwise.

If you hear a flush followed by the word 'oops', don't panic. Its already too late.

He could skid on the word "banana" written in the sand.

The early bird catches the worm; the second mouse gets the cheese.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

 

These windows saying symantec keeps popping up is it a virus??!1

 

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

 

Cynicism is my whiskey, and I've had a few.

 

I'm confused. No wait... Maybe I'm not.

 

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

 

Clones are people two!

 

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad...

 

Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.

 

Iraq is arabic for Vietnam.

[værdama]

haha! mange fine.

 

Falt for denne jeg da:

 

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad...

[Hbroom]

lool den var bra da.. har du skrevi alle sjøl? må ha tatt lang tid:P takk skal du ha da:D tror jeg har mer enn nok å velge mellom;) meget snilt av deg;)<3

 

prekas:D <3

[Bettibell]

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d <3 1 n33d t0 g37 |41d

[Hbroom]

Haha jeg liker den med bokstaver og tall:P virker litt "mystisk" xD men er den ikke litt gammel a :O ??

[cheeplix]

haha! mange fine.

 

Falt for denne jeg da:

 

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad...

9465281[/snapback]

Spesielt siden tomaten er et bær.

[værdama]

haha! mange fine.

 

Falt for denne jeg da:

 

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad...

9465281[/snapback]

Spesielt siden tomaten er et bær.

9472391[/snapback]

Det står jo på wikipedia at jordbær er en frukt ? Jordbærfrukt

noe som også får meg til og tro at Tomat også er en frukt?

 

EDIT: jo! Tomat er en frukt! Tomat = frukt

Endret 11. september 2007 av værdama

[Emancipate]

haha! mange fine.

 

Falt for denne jeg da:

 

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad...

9465281[/snapback]

Spesielt siden tomaten er et bær.

9472391[/snapback]

Dette må være tredje gangen jeg havner i en debatt om dette her på forumet. Når skal det gå opp for folk at bær er en type frukt? (Og nei, eple er ikke en frukt, det er en såkalt falsk frukt.)

[Hbroom]

jeje, vi burde klare å diskutere større problemer enn om epler er frukt elr bær xD hold dere til temaet;) Love<3

[Thor.]

Dette må være tredje gangen jeg havner i en debatt om dette her på forumet. Når skal det gå opp for folk at bær er en type frukt? (Og nei, eple er ikke en frukt, det er en såkalt falsk frukt.)

9474622[/snapback]

Jeg bryr meg en lang en i om en tomat er en frukt eller et bær. Jeg spiser den.