You know you play too much BioShock when…

[XtaZ]

Warning: Some spoilers (Listen er tatt fra gamers-creed.com )

 

1 You put ice packs on a vending machine to make it easier to lower the prices

2 You go around banging on the vents in your house to see if little girls with needles will come crawling out

3 You go around hitting people with a wrench.

4 You attend a show at the theater and start shooting at the decorative statuary, just in case it decides to come to life, climb the walls and try and eviscerate you

5 You believe it’s perfectly healthy to eat nothing but potato chips, cream-filled cakes, and alcohol

6 After being shot, you ask the nearest medic, “Where’s the Vita-Chamber?!”

7 You say “Would you kindly (insert command)…” and start laughing hysterically when the person actually does it.

8 You give your young sister a wallop and then feel like an idiot when she doesnt have any Adam on her.

9 You are surprised when you can’t find your keys, because they should shimmer every so often.

10 You taser security cameras in shopping malls to avoid flying bots with machine guns.

11 You put red koolaid in a syringe and inject it into your arm, hoping that it will rearrange your genetic code.

12 You think that every piece of machinery runs off of a series of tubes and blue liquid.

13 You start photographing everyone you see…just in case.

14 You decide it might be a good idea to try and drink 5 bottles of wine, 3 whiskys and a vodka in a matter of seconds, just to keep your health up.

15 You carry a monkey wrench everywhere you go.

16 You start trying to hack the Coke machine at College.

 

Noen som kjenner seg igjen?

Endret 2. september 2007 av XtaZ