Funneh i rettsalen..

[b-real]

IN A TRIAL A SMALL TOWN PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS TO THE STAND: A GRANDMOTHER, ELDERLY WOMAN. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, "MRS. JONES, DO YOU KNOW ME?"

 

SHE RESPONDED, "WHY, YES I DO KNOW YOU, MR. WILLIAMS. I'VE KNOWN YOU SINCEYOU WERE A YOUNG BOY. AND FRANKLY, YOU'VE BEEN A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T THE BRAINS TO REALIZE YOU NEVER WILL AMOUNT TO ANYTHING MORE THAN A TWO-BIT PAPER PUSHER. YES, I KNOW YOU"

 

THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED.

 

NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS THE ROOM AND ASKED, "MRS. JONES, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?

 

SHE AGAIN REPLIED, "WHY YES, I DO. I'VE KNOWN MR. BRADLEY SINCE HE WAS A YOUNGSTER, TOO. HE'S LAZY, BIGOTED, HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM. HE CAN'T BUILD A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE AND HIS LAW PRACTICE IS ONE OF THE WORST IN THE ENTIRE STATE. NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT WOMEN. YES, I KNOW HIM"

 

THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED AT THIS POINT, THE JUDGE BROUGHT THE COURTROOM TO SILENCE, CALLED BOTH COUNSELORS TO THE BENCH, AND IN A VERY QUIET VOICE SAID, "IF EITHER OF YOU BASTARDS ASKS HER IF SHE KNOWS ME, YOU'LL BE JAILED FOR CONTEMPT"

 

[Odden]

den er faenmeg genial! tror jeg ville sagt det samme ja=)

[SnowDOG_]

Hehehe

[bleidd]

Hehe, moro...

 

Men du, litt dumt når du kaller det "sitat", for da virker det som en sann historie tatt fra en avis eller noe.

 

Dette er derimot en gammel fabrikert historie, har sett den mange steder før.

 

Men gøy ja

[b-real]

Hehe, moro...

Men du, litt dumt når du kaller det "sitat", for da virker det som en sann historie tatt fra en avis eller noe.

Jeg har ikke sagt at det er sitat...jeg quoter pga jeg ikka har funnet historien selv...

[bleidd]

Anklager deg ikke for noe som helst

 

Sa bare at det "virker som"... Det var alt.

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