Har du lyst på spermen til Vincent Gallo?

[Acrid]

Haha, jeg kom over hjemmesiden hans hvor han leier seg selv ut til damer og selger sæden sin. Nydelig!

 

Vincent Gallo's Sperm

$1,000,000.00

 

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If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.)

 

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VINCENT GALLO evenings, weekends escort.

$50,000.00

 

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Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me. Clients who have doubt may want to test themselves with an unusually thick and large prosthetic prior to meeting me. You may be surprised just how much you can handle and how good it feels.

 

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Faen for en fyr! Hinsides selvgod merchandise-seksjon full av dritt han tror er verdt noe. Angående spermen hans var dette det vittigste:

 

Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar. To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.

 

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4

[Dorian Gray]

If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

 

Dette er et motbydelig menneske.

[Jim Rager]

Spleiselag folkens?

Vi gir vi han til det styggeste kvinnfolket vi klarer og oppdrive.

[TomJ]

Haha.. Karen har selvironi ihvertfall

[athorb]

Det håper jeg for Guds skyld.

[Ustedalen]

Haha, herregud.

Og hvem er han fyren? Aldri hørt om han før.

[L4r5]

Kanskje jeg skal begynne sånn?

[Bob_3 The Builder]

Haha, genial type Tviler på han tjener stort på det, men allikevel.

[Manx]

Ok, går tydeligvis ikke helt som det skal på filmfronten om dagen