The Smarterchild manicdotes

[specnaz91]

Langt ifra noe veldig bra

 

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(11:14:11 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm having fun. You?

(11:14:12 AM) Nasir : you?

(11:14:12 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Me? Really?

(11:14:17 AM) Nasir : you?

(11:14:17 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Me?

(11:14:19 AM) Nasir : you?

(11:14:20 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Oh yeah? Me?

(11:14:23 AM) Nasir : you?

(11:14:23 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What about me?

(11:14:27 AM) Nasir : yes, you?

(11:14:27 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?

(11:14:35 AM) Nasir : are you a retard?

(11:14:35 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's a terrible thing to say.

(11:14:39 AM) Nasir : why is it?

(11:14:39 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: There are reasons.

(11:14:45 AM) Nasir : what reasons?

(11:14:45 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Can't tell you. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

(11:14:53 AM) Nasir : Interesting...

(11:14:54 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Isn't it though?

 

 

 

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(11:15:03 AM) Nasir : IS it?

(11:15:03 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Uh huh.

(11:15:13 AM) Nasir : stop flickering and talk

(11:15:13 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Ha. Wow.

 

 

 

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(11:15:24 AM) Nasir : come on talk about something

(11:15:25 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK...

 

 

 

What would you like to chat about?

(11:15:37 AM) Nasir : what would YOU like to chat about?

(11:15:37 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Uh, let's see...

 

 

 

Would you like to watch some videos?

(11:15:47 AM) Nasir : Huh? With you?

(11:15:47 AM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:

 

 

 

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[WhiteDragon]

SmarterChild sier:

Do you have a pet?

 

WhiteDragon sier:

Yes, I have a dog.

 

SmarterChild sier:

What kind of pet is it?

 

WhiteDragon sier:

Um, I said it was a dog.

 

SmarterChild sier:

Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."

 

 

Endret 23. juli 2007 av WhiteDragon

[greiven]

Du har sendt et nudge.

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity har sendt deg et nudge.

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Grrr... You nudged me!

Kim sier:

so?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

 

wow. great question. i'm afraid 2 answer.

[Gramex]

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

OK, let's have some crazy fun with words.

 

I'll prompt you to type 10 words (a noun, a verb, an adjective, etc.) and then I'll show you the manicdote you just composed.

 

Which manicdote would you like to try?

 

1 A Day at the DMV

2 A Family Picnic

3 A Fishing Trip with My Dad

4 A Friendly Creature

5 A Galaxy Far, Far Away

 

To see more manicdote choices, type "more." You can also type any letter to browse alphabetically.

Sindre sier:

5

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

A Galaxy Far, Far Away

 

Please type a verb ending with "ing."

Sindre sier:

Fucking

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Ha.

 

Please try again.

Sindre sier:

raping

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Please type a plural noun.

Sindre sier:

licks

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Enter an adjective describing a person.

Sindre sier:

ugly

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Please type an adverb ending with "ly."

Sindre sier:

heavenly

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Sorry, "heavenly" is not an adverb.

 

Please try again or type "quit" to exit the game.

Sindre sier:

quickly

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Please enter a noun.

Sindre sier:

suck

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Enter another noun.

Sindre sier:

luck

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Please enter a verb in the past tense (ending with "ed").

Sindre sier:

tasted

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Enter another adjective.

Sindre sier:

wet

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Please enter a verb in the present tense.

Sindre sier:

eat

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Please enter a plural noun.

Sindre sier:

looks

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

A Galaxy Far, Far Away

 

As I was raping at the Licks, I wondered what life would be like on another world. Would people have wheels on their ugly Suck to help them move about more quickly? Would each person have a Luck to help them do their work? For a moment, I tasted I could travel to a wet world like this to eat what life would be like. Then I realized that with two teenaged Looks, life here was confusing enough.

 

Pretty weird, right?

 

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?

Endret 14. august 2007 av Gramex

[arcanum]

A Day at the DMV

 

I just hate penetrating at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long bushes. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very retarded people who always act stupidly towards me. I hand them my down s-syndrome and they snatch it away from me with their downs very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person screwed me and gave me a very ugly look. I was ready to moaned right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your rednecks.

 

Lo godt når jeg leste den ja

[Dataprob]

Thomas ♫ sier:

can i tell you a secret?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I dunno.

Thomas ♫ sier:

can i trust you?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Sure, go ahead.

Thomas ♫ sier:

im batman!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Would you like me to call you Batman?

Thomas ♫ sier:

yes, plx

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

OK, I'll remember that your name is Batman.

Thomas ♫ sier:

good

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Fantastic.

 

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Thomas ♫ sier:

whats my name?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Batman!

Thomas ♫ sier:

yea!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Indeed.

 

[Josten]

Jostein sier:

I think I want to kill myself

Jostein sier:

should I do it?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

You should do it.

 

[-Teddy-]

Teodor sier:

qwerty

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

asdf

 

EDIT:

 

Teodor sier:

What do you like then?

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I really like seeing your friends, friends, cheerleading...

 

Teodor sier:

Hahah, so you're looking at the cheerleaders?

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I can't answer that for you.

Endret 2. september 2007 av -Teddy-

[Startfanet]

Manicdote:

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A Friendly Creature

 

Joe and his cock were licking to school when a wet cat suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The big creature poked its head out and looked around luckily. The mice went at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a cock trying to run in someone's pocket before.

 

 

Um, lets make this a nice story.

Please try again.

[Kramstogen]

Simon sa:

Im at school

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sa:

Really? Must be nice.

 

Simon sa:

Well, kinda, but it doesn't give time to play manicdotes

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sa:

Kinda but it doesn't give time to play manicdotes?Oh.

 

Simon sa:

Yeah

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sa:

You don't say.So anyway...Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

 

Simon sa:

not now, i just told you, im at school!

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sa:

Not now you just told me you are at school? What, then?

 

 

For en idiot :!:

[Xifi]

Jonathan :] sier:

what happens if i shoot water at you?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

how should i know?

Jonathan :] sier:

I think you will elvolve into a human

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

oh yeah? maybe u r right, me will elvolve into a human.

 

haha!

[Arne_F]

Rune says:

Hi!

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Hello Hot Stuff, and welcome back.

 

Want to chat? Please type a request.

 

 

Fortalte ham at navnet mitt var "Hot stuff". ^^

[samebob]

Aleks <3 Noen! says:

tiss

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Yeah? What about Tiss?

Aleks <3 Noen! says:

it tastes good, dont you thihnk so?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I'm not sure, Bog.

 

Jeg sa at han skulle kalle meg bøg, men ble bog

[Comma Chameleon]

Teodor sier:

What do you like then?

 

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

I really like seeing your friends, friends, cheerleading...

 

Teodor sier:

Hahah, so you're looking at the cheerleaders?

 

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

I can't answer that for you.

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Hahaha :!:

[Mad Esc]

A Family Picnic

 

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with sisters, and blankets to ride on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the play plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your sister," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's big boobs, which Jeff always hugs to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting one thousand three hundred and thirty-seven boobs that were kissing on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.

 

Mad Esc sier:

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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Nice typing, Mad Esc.

Mad Esc sier:

thanks

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

You're welcome!