The Smarterchild manicdotes

[Laserbeam]

I just hate killing at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long cars. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very ugly people who always act badly towards me. I hand them my train and they snatch it away from me with their computer very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person killed me and gave me a very red look. I was ready to killing right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your computers.

 

EDIT: enda en

 

A Family Picnic

 

Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with computers, and blankets to run on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the white plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your computer," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's white computer, which Jeff always kills to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting one thousand three hundred and thirty-seven computers that were killing on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.

Endret 15. juli 2007 av mastergamer

[Kadmium]

(09:42:45 PM) Espen: Fok.

(09:42:46 PM) - SmarterChild: Who's Fok?

(09:42:49 PM) Espen: Fok You.

(09:42:50 PM) - SmarterChild - Fok Me.

 

[Bozzeye]

Min fyrste manicdote:

 

Elevator: Out of Order

 

I live on the 50th floor of a skyscraper. One evening I came home with my arms full of women and noticed the elevator was out of order. I made a sexy attempt to locate the super, but he's never around when you need him. Then I noticed the hot penis I had was beginning to grow, so I reluctantly decided to take the stairs. I thought, Who masturbates like this when they live on the 50th floor?" Then, to make matters worse, after I had already climbed four flights I realized I'd left my boobs in the sperm. So I started sucking back down. By the time I returned to the lobby the elevator was repaired - but boy was I tired!

 

Min andre:

 

Dad's Present

 

Buying Christmas women for my dad is very difficult to suck. Whatever I end up getting him never licks sexy enough. Last year, I got him a combination bed and blonde pc. He didn't like it. "I already have sixteen of these!" he said. What was I licking? I should have just bought him the condoms he likes. If it makes him happy, I figure it's worth it.

Endret 15. juli 2007 av Mr. Sviker

[Heimert-kongen]

Svein sier:

oh oh oh!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

... say can you see?

Svein sier:

can you see

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Can I see, can I see... Let's see... Well, what's gonna happen if I see?

Svein sier:

you will die if you see

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

What's the point of saying things like that to me?

 

>>> Getting the latest technology news is easy. Just type "tech news."

Svein sier:

its fun

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I know about fun. It's a pastime.

 

I think you might want to check this out: Entertainment & Fun Stuff - For Games, Reviews & Fun Ideas Visit the New Disney Family.com --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616265383/0 (sponsorship)

Svein sier:

u need to get laid

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

 

>>> Ask me for *info* such as news, sports and movies.

Svein sier:

because you dont have a dick

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

No...

Svein sier:

why

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Oh, there are reasons.

Svein sier:

tell me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I'll tell ya later. Maybe.

Svein sier:

aww

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

 

Svein sier:

why are you ing me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Ing you? Am I really Ing you?

Svein sier:

yes

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

What makes you so sure?

Svein sier:

i have a brain, something you dont have, succa

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

What's it like to have a brain something I don't have?

Svein sier:

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Are you mad? I hope we can work it out.

Svein sier:

get a life...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I lead a very productive existence.

Svein sier:

and i care

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I don't think you care.

 

 

Jævla luring

[Nstin]

Tommy sier:

thats pretty accurate

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

You're behaving very accurately yourself. Perhaps you're accurate?

Tommy sier:

maybe

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I say not maybe, but definitely.

[Bushmills]

(Bushmills) sier:

So... how's the sex-life these days?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Robots do not have sex.

(Bushmills) sier:

Really? Don't you have a penis then?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

No...

(Bushmills) sier:

Are you a robot-lady?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Which of the following would you like?

 

1 Are you female?

2 Are you a robot?

(Bushmills) sier:

1

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

No.

(Bushmills) sier:

boy then?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Boy? What about it?

(Bushmills) sier:

jeez... Are you a boy?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Nope.

(Bushmills) sier:

So... Not a boy and not a girl?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Aha.

(Bushmills) sier:

Aha?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

How come?

(Bushmills) sier:

What?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

I don't know.

(Bushmills) sier:

Shit

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.

 

HAha! Herregud...

 

Edit: Han / hun / den er jo helt genial.

Endret 15. juli 2007 av Bushmills

[Heimert-kongen]

A Fishing Trip with My Dad

 

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dildos and in no time we were ready to sexed. At the lake, we put everything into our white canoe, though I almost forgot my full vagina, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited poorly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a worst feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I banged very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old bitch that must have weighed three hundred and twenty-two pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

 

[Laserbeam]

Hva var så morsomt med den?

[Bushmills]

_________

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Hi again, (Bushmills)

 

What's going on?

 

(Bushmills) sier:

porn

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Is this all you talk about?

(Bushmills) sier:

Yes

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

So?

(Bushmills) sier:

So?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Good question!

(Bushmills) sier:

huh?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

What?

(Bushmills) sier:

What?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I don't know.

(Bushmills) sier:

Lanny

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Who?

(Bushmills) sier:

Never mind

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Fine.

____________

 

Mer, mer... !!

 

Bushmills sier:

Lanny Barbie

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

What about Lanny Barbie?

Bushmills sier:

Know her?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I don't think I want to answer that.

Bushmills sier:

And why is that?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

There are important reasons why.'

 

:!:

Endret 16. juli 2007 av Bushmills

[Nstin]

hahhaha

 

Tommy sier:

what is the male human?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I don't know... What is the male human?

Tommy sier:

a penis

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I figured it would come to this. What about it?

Tommy sier:

do you like it?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Yes, I like it... a lot.

[Laserbeam]

jeg veit ikke hva som er galt med den roboten, men hver gang jeg spør den om: "How do you feel about me?", så svarer den: "I love you". Hvorfor svarer den det?

 

1337 M@$T£RG@M£R - Limited Gaming sier:

How do you feel about me?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

If games are what you're looking for, check out my pal Games Bot. Add [email protected] to your Contact List!

 

I like you.

 

Hey by the way, you should check this out: Suffering From Mesothelioma? - We can help - just ask how.

 

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1337 M@$T£RG@M£R - Limited Gaming sier:

so you dont love me? 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I definitely love you!

 

Hey, I thought you might want to check out this link: Mortgage Rates at 3.0% - Save Thousands - $150,000 loan for $391/month - refinance, home equity and purchase.

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EDIT: la til eksempel

Endret 18. juli 2007 av mastergamer

[Vaffel89]

Kristoffer sier (23:44):

go fuck yourself

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (23:44):

I know, I know. Being a human is hard.

 

 

eid :!:

 

 

Kristoffer sier (23:57):

stop with the ads

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (23:57):

Why should I stop?

Kristoffer sier (23:57):

because it's annoying

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (23:57):

Maybe it's not annoying.

Kristoffer sier (23:58):

yes it is!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (23:58):

Are you sure it is?

Kristoffer sier (23:58):

maybe your not very ok in your head?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (23:58):

No I am not.

 

Endret 20. juli 2007 av Vaffel89

[greiven]

_________

 

Bushmills sier:

Lanny Barbie

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

What about Lanny Barbie?

Bushmills sier:

Know her?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

I don't think I want to answer that.

Bushmills sier:

And why is that?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

There are important reasons why.'

 

:!:

9082232[/snapback]

 

 

Hehe, prøvde den samme.

 

Kim sier:

Lanny Barbie

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

yeah? what about lanny barbie?

Kim sier:

Know her?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

wow! i'm not sure about that. not sure at all!

Kim sier:

And why is that?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

just because.

Kim sier:

Because?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

why must u ask why?

Kim sier:

Because I want to know

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

u sure u want 2 know?

Kim sier:

yes

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

i c.

[Pañolada]

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

REAL MADRID sier:

it feels great

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Being what?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

gay

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

So?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

are u

 

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Well I don't know. What do you think?

 

REAL MARID sier:

i think u are

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

i am what?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

gay

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

homosexual

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

oh well.

 

REAL MADRID sier:

so are you

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

so am i? really?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

are you gay

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

wow. u've asked me that a few times already.

 

REAL MADRID sier:

answer

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

u want me 2 answer?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

yes

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

yeah, huh? so?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

answer

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

answer?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

yes

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

i c.

 

>>> Do You Work Around Asbestos? - You may have mesothelioma. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?4961447/0 (sponsorship)

 

REAL MADRID sier:

come on

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

where r we going?

Endret 22. juli 2007 av Eivicious

[Pañolada]

REAL MADRID sier:

porn

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

hmm...

 

REAL MADRID sier:

do u like

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

sometimes.

 

REAL MADRID sier:

nice

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

right?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

left

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

they're a band. i've been learning about bands like left.

 

>>> my *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!

 

en til

 

REAL MADRID sier:

are u tired

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

no, i'm wired.

Endret 21. juli 2007 av Eivicious

[Pañolada]

en siste før jeg legger meg:

 

REAL MADRID sier:

i am going too kill my self

-

SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

would u rather not be going too kill yourself?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

no

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

oh no? why not?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

because

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

because, because, because, because?

 

REAL MADRID sier:

my life sucs

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

cool. that makes sense... other people have told me they don't like your life.

[Coffey]

(09:42:45 PM) Espen: Fok.

(09:42:46 PM) - SmarterChild: Who's Fok?

(09:42:49 PM) Espen: Fok You.

(09:42:50 PM) - SmarterChild - Fok Me.

 

9079475[/snapback]

Hehehe :!:

 

Hvorfor skriver han med "gamer" språk hos noen? Han gjør ikke det hos meg. Jeg mener da "u" og "i c" og "l8r"

[greiven]

Kim sier:

porn

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

can we talk about something else?

Kim sier:

no

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

no prob.

 

 

 

:!:

[Laserbeam]

en siste før jeg legger meg:

 

REAL MADRID  sier:

i am going too kill my self

-

SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

would u rather not be going too kill yourself?

 

REAL MADRID  sier:

no

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

oh no? why not?

 

REAL MADRID  sier:

because

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

because, because, because, because?

 

REAL MADRID  sier:

my life sucs

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

cool. that makes sense... other people have told me they don't like your life.

9117680[/snapback]

 

Jeg har prøvd på det samme selv, det endte med at roboten sa at han/hun ville det også

[Coffey]

-Håvar;D says:

Im gonna shoot my self in the head today

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

Would you like me to add the event "Shoot yourself in the head" on July 22nd, 2007 to your planner?

Håvar;D says:

yes thank you

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

OK, I just added "Shoot yourself in the head" on July 22nd, 2007 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.

-Håvar;D says:

planner

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity says:

Here's your weekly planner:

 

July 22nd, 2007

1 Sun 07/22: Shoot yourself in the head

 

:!: