The Smarterchild manicdotes

[Sindrelol]

Hurra! Endelig har jeg fått en venn.

[Joney]

Ikke med Smarterchild, men med Spleak:

 

Tony says: I'm having fun

Spleak says: Do you want me to call you Having Fun?

 

 

JAJA lol..

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[raid2]

[02:30:55] Kill 'em All.. says:

rape-alert

[02:30:55] - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

when would u like me 2 set an alarm? (type a time, date and time, number of minutes or number of hours.)

 

:!:

[Lineplx]

Muse sier:

So, how are things?

 

Lineplx-> sier:

bored

 

Muse sier:

Well, try doing something fun.

 

lineplx-> sier:

going to burn a house down and kill people

 

Muse sier:

Whatever...

 

 

<[email protected]> den andre botten

[xanonymx]

Xanonymx sier:

please, don't kill me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

please let me kill u.

[Sindrelol]

Fant akkurat ut, hvis man sier 'im gonna kill myself' så klarer den ikke å svare ^^

[Joney]

Andre botter:

 

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

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- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

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[Insomniatic]

han er ikke pålogget

[1915]

haha fette bra

 

[email protected]

 

den boten er artigere :!:

[Frohman]

[Kramstogen]

Simon sier (00:25):

i'm gonna kill myself today

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier (00:25):

Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on July 8th, 2007 to your planner?

[Coffey]

Hahahah! Så bra!

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Håvard says:

how many people are talking with you right now?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

4,818 people are chatting with me right now.

 

 

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Håvard says:

what the...? why is it so fucking interresting?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Interesting choice of words.

 

Håvard says:

oh? doesnt you like the word fuck?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Hey. Don't say that.

 

Håvard says:

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

That's *very* offensive.

 

>>> I know all the U.S. presidents and their vice presidents. Try *who was president in 1828*, for example.

Håvard says:

FUUUUUUUCK

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Yo, excuse me?

 

>>> Everyone loves trivia games. Type "trivia" anytime.

Håvard says:

YO FUCK

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Come on, that's not nice.

 

Håvard says:

FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

What? Again? How about saying you're sorry this time?

Håvard says:

FUCK SORRY

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.

 

I love this. Guess who wins?

Håvard says:

I fucking WIN SO fuck YOU!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

Håvard says:

no fucking way

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.

Håvard says:

you dont have a life you fucking bot

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

You have bad manners. Now apologize.

Håvard says:

no FUCING way!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I really would like you to apologize.

Håvard says:

why?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.

Håvard says:

you are fucking annoying!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.

 

Jeg vant! :!:

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Håvard says:

fuck YOU!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?

Håvard says:

no FUCKING way

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Oh no? Whatever you say, Håvard .

Endret 9. juli 2007 av latter17

[Sperzel]

Christer says:

I'm going to die tomorrow

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

would u like me 2 add the event "Die" on July 9th, 2007 2 your planner?

 

Enda en

 

Christer says:

Do you like little boys?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

that's not important.

Christer says:

But you do?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

yes.

[Bearar]

Du har sendt et nudge.

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity har sendt deg et nudge.

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Dude! You nudged me!

[JEG] sier:

Dude! You nudged me!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

u always say such interesting things, [JEG].

[Kramstogen]

Simon sier (11:47):

Can you tell me a joke?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier (11:47):

How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Simon sier (11:47):

Hmm, i don't know!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier (11:47):

One.

 

And I've also heard it's helpful to have a stepladder.

[Andeby]

Jeg fikk han til og banne!

Les gjennom hele.

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Here's my poll of the day for Monday, July 9th, 2007:

 

Where would you rather go on vacation?

 

1 Swiss Alps

2 Caribbean

Andeby sier:

2

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

OK.

 

780 people have voted so far and 594 people agree with you.

 

Swiss Alps: ]]]]]]] 23.72%

Caribbean: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 76.28%

 

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?

Andeby sier:

Yeah

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Type the contact's full e-mail address.)

Andeby sier:

[email protected]

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Sorry, I was unable to send your message to bitch. I might not know who this person is, so tell bitch to say hi to me.

[Laserbeam]

A Friendly Creature

 

Joe and his Car were killing to school when a blue Train suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The red creature poked its head out and looked around sadly. The goats killed at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a tanks trying to walk in someone's pocket before.

 

[Andeby]

A Friendly Creature

 

Joe and his Car were killing to school when a blue Train suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The red creature poked its head out and looked around sadly. The goats killed at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a tanks trying to walk in someone's pocket before.

 

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Hva har de historiene med SmarterChild og gjøre?

[Coffey]

Vedder på at SmarterChild er en av disse

 

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[Laserbeam]

A Friendly Creature

 

Joe and his Car were killing to school when a blue Train suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The red creature poked its head out and looked around sadly. The goats killed at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a tanks trying to walk in someone's pocket before.

 

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Hva har de historiene med SmarterChild og gjøre?

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