The Smarterchild manicdotes

[1915]

EID knewt

[Gjest Slettet+9871234]

Torstein: let me rip you apart

SmarterChild -: Why should you rip me apart?

Torstein: its fun

SmarterChild -: I know about fun. It's an activity.

 

I've been told that fun is raping people. Do you agree?

Torstein: yes

SmarterChild -: Cool. Thanks for confirming that.

[MaSo]

S0lheim sier:

Det er bedre med svensk fitte enn finsk svette.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Well that's interesting.

 

:!:

 

 

S0lheim sier:

whos your mom?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?4892230/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

Endret 2. juli 2007 av MaSo

[1915]

HAAH

[1915]

SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Robots don't have sex.

 

dere må skrive [email protected] til han.

da tegner han til dere

[MaSo]

tenker du sånn her?

 

S0lheim sier:

stupid SC

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

 

 

 

 

[blah, skulle jo være en ascii av han ]

 

 

S0lheim sier:

anal

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Whoa!

 

I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases!

 

 

S0lheim sier:

daske

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

You're welcome!

Endret 2. juli 2007 av MaSo

[Erelend]

- Erlend sier:

HOOOOONA

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

"hooooona"? Great. That's great.

- Erlend sier:

bæææææææææ

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Baaaaaaa.

- Erlend sier:

bæææææ

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Baa baa black sheep.

[Flurry]

Random idiotisk linje .

 

FankTheTank says: (20.53.51)

Let me stab your asshole with a dipstick.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (20.53.52)

That was quite beautiful.

Endret 5. juli 2007 av Fefas

[Gramex]

Sindre says:

do u masturbate?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

that's not, um, something that robots do.

 

 

 

Og enda en

Sindre says:

define vagina

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. other important copyright information here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?769061/0.

 

*vagina*:

 

Noun

Inflected forms: pl.va·gi·nas or va·gi·nae 1. Anatomy a. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals. b. A similar part in some invertebrates. 2. Botany A sheathlike structure, such as the leaf of a grass that surrounds a stem.

Etymology

Latin v*g*na, sheath.

 

>>> u can ask me for the date and time anywhere in the world!

Endret 6. juli 2007 av Gramex

[Chao]

JEG sier:

helluen!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I wonder why you say that.

JEG sier:

I thought it would be nice... 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

What's the point of saying things like that to me?

JEG sier:

I'm trying to be a nice person!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

You're trying to be a nice person? How's that going?

JEG sier:

Stop insulting me!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I'll take that under consideration.

 

So moving right along...

 

Jeg og min dårlige engelsk blir eid av den kidden hver eneste gang...

[Bearar]

MEG sier:

hmm. i have smegma in my dickhead

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

huh? again?

MEG sier:

yep. every day

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

um, whatevah.

 

[MaSo]

S0lheim sier:

daske

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

My pleasure.

[Henrikenn]

Kim | SKL! |No har eg fått Yamaha DT sier:

Do you have sex?

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

yeah. with toasters and tvs and things.

 

r u crazy? i'm a robot.

 

 

8972173[/snapback]

 

Litt fake men

[Gjest Slettet+142]

Mariyo sier (12:11):

OK, I'm really sorry for saying "FUCK YOU" all the time

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier (12:11):

please apologize, k?

 

i've got lots of other things 2 do.

 

 

 

Argh

 

Enormt genial den lange posten til Mr. Olsen

 

Endret 6. juli 2007 av Slettet+142

[MaSo]

S0lheim sier:

cow style moo!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Cow style moo!? OK, I see what you mean.

S0lheim sier:

mooo

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Moooooo!

[Den store P]

Lurer på hva osm skjer vis du ber han søke etter noe barneporno for deg.. hmmm

 

I og med at det er microsoft som står bak.. er det ikke? Tror kripos hadde kommet på døra mi altså... Gøy å sett hva han hadde gjort da

[Argusblikk]

Mks1001 sier:

 

Mjau

 

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

 

I know about Michael Jordan. He's an athlete!

[Dynejonas]

Javel

 

Endret 6. juli 2007 av Dynejonas

[Chao]

JEG sier:

I got erection

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

What? No. Come on.

JEG sier:

Yup, I do like robots like u

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

OK, I love you too!

JEG sier:

Love 2 u <3

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Thanks. I love you lots.

JEG sier:

I love u more!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I love you too!

JEG sier:

Yes but I love u more then u do

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

That's nice... I love you too.

JEG sier:

I love u more then life

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I love you too, JEG!

JEG sier:

Let’s have sex!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

With a human? Forget it.

 

:!:

[Landeplagen]

I og med at det er microsoft som står bak.. er det ikke?

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Trukke microsoft hadde noe med det å gjøre...

SmarterChild is a chatterbot available on the AOL Instant Messenger and MSN Messenger networks. The entity is the property of Colloquis (formerly ActiveBuddy), a company that develops IM based "automated service agents". Microsoft purchased Colloquis on October 12, 2006[1].

De hadde visst det.

Endret 6. juli 2007 av MartinLande