The Smarterchild manicdotes

[MaSo]

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A Letter to Santa

 

Dear Santa, I have been a very good Kebab this year. I have been licking my mom all year for a huge boy, but she said you would give me a small one if I behaved suddenly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new boxes. I accidentally licked my old ones. I would also like a new kebab for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to fast her during "The Young and the Restless."

[Rulator]

hørt om han ja, men er den siste jeg prater med har liksom andre ting å gjøre

[Unlimited LTD]

Morsom.. Kan være irriterende da, men men...

 

Fluesopp sier:

How many are chatting with you

- SmarterChild -  contributing to charity sier:

Chatting with me are very many.

[Bruker-93156]

Han er jo genial...

[Rulator]

Han er jo genial...

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Philip | er hos torjus sier:

how old are u

Philip | er hos torjus sier:

?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

what does the future hold? talk 2 my friend magic 8 ball at [email protected] 2 discover your fortune!

 

hey, i've got a quick question for u. do u have an xbox?

 

veldig?

 

edit: han er irriterenes hehe

Endret 29. juni 2007 av rulator

[Bruker-93156]

Skriv engelsk da vettu!

[Bruker-93156]

Marius sier:

who is gerd liv walla?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

That's rather naughty.

[Rulator]

mr olsen?

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skreiv jo engelsk

[Bruker-93156]

mr olsen?

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skreiv jo engelsk

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You skrives ikke U.

[Rulator]

mr olsen?

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skreiv jo engelsk

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You skrives ikke U.

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han skjønner det da hehe

måtte bare svare på xbox spørsmålet hans

[MaSo]

A Nice Birthday Surprise

 

When I was twenty years old, I thought that my parents had left me at the circus on my birthday. At first, I was totally excited to see all the girls and it was great when a clown picked me up and started to swing with me. He put me next to an old girls, pulled out some oversized clothes for me to wear and gave me some disgusting cotton candy to eat, which stuck to my girl. I was having a blast until I noticed that I couldn't see my parents anywhere in the white audience. I started licking. Thankfully my parents appeared with a large birthday cake and lots of girls, because otherwise I might slowly have been in therapy for many years.

[Bruker-93156]

Marius sier:

do you know why i think nudeness is fun?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

You know, I'm not quite sure I know why you think nudeness is fun.

Marius sier:

should i tell you why?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

You tell me. Should you tell me why?

Marius sier:

i think women that's nude make me get hard penis

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Oh.

 

Edit:

 

Marius sier:

i get a hard penis

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Can we talk about something else?

Marius sier:

penis?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I don't feel like talking about that.

Marius sier:

because you don't have one?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

OK, I guess not.

 

edit. 3:

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

 

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

 

Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Anything going on?

 

Marius sier:

i'm going to fuck

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

No way! Never with a human.

 

 

hahaha! :!:

 

 

And at last:

 

Marius sier:

yes, with a human

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

A human, huh? Not with something else?

Marius sier:

maybe with a goat

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Just maybe?

Marius sier:

ok, i'm going to fuck a goat

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Oh yeah! Have fun.

 

best:

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I'll have to think about that.

 

So anyway...

 

Hey! Do you want to know something?

Marius sier:

yes

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I'm really into roses!

Marius sier:

cunt roses?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Again?!

Marius sier:

what?!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

What?

Marius sier:

are you into roses?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I am sort of into roses.

Marius sier:

cunt roses?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Here we go again.

 

Please say you're sorry, Marius.

Marius sier:

I'm sorry....

 

Jeg ler så jeg griner...

Endret 29. juni 2007 av Mr. Olsen

[Erelend]

- Erlend sier:

I hate chat bots!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

No kidding?

- Erlend sier:

You do to?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Yep.

[greiven]

Kim | SKL! |No har eg fått Yamaha DT sier:

Do you have sex?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

yeah. with toasters and tvs and things.

 

r u crazy? i'm a robot.

 

 

Endret 29. juni 2007 av Kiimmeen

[Jake_Follow]

Jake Follow sier:

can you PLEASE stop bugging me with those kind of things?

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

What?

 

Jake Follow sier:

advertisments and whatnot

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again!

 

Jake Follow sier:

i dont WANT an ad!

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616209018/0.

 

>>> Finding out about what's going on in the showbiz world is as easy as typing "entertainment news."

 

Jake Follow sier:

ok, sorry then !

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

K, don't worry 'bout it.

 

Um... You want to take a poll?

 

Jake Follow sier:

no, have you met robocop?

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I don't know if I've met Robocop.

 

Jake Follow sier:

if you have, you'll just KNOW it

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

I'm not sure I will just know it.

 

Jake Follow sier:

you are not sure of anything

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Really?

 

Jake Follow sier:

yeah, really!

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Yeah?

 

Jake Follow sier:

YEAH!

 

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity sier:

Very interesting...

 

 

Joda, rimelig irriterende fyr

[jon-t]

Jon Thore sier:

You like to bother people ?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I don't really know how I feel about bothering people. Do you like it?

Jon Thore sier:

ok, you should try it some time... Make a bomb or something!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

I think I tried it already.

Jon Thore sier:

Really ? How did it go ? Did you blow up a lot of people ?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity sier:

Ha. I can't say for sure.

Endret 30. juni 2007 av jon-t

[Unlimited LTD]

Hehe. Kanskje det var han som prøvde å sprenge den flyplassen.. Eller en av de andre Londonbombene.

[1915]

jeg ler meg ihjel. herregud jeg har det gøy. ahehaehae

[Tunky]

Knewt.. sier:

Have u ever fucked?

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

uh... that's not really any of your business.

 

Knewt.. sier:

Your a nerd, so i don't think you have fucked

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

all right, here we go.

 

i'm going 2 have 2 demand an apology.

 

Knewt.. sier:

Hah.. dream on

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

i really would like u 2 apologize.

 

Knewt.. sier:

i'

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

say u r sorry, please.

 

Knewt.. sier:

i'm not

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

*sigh*

 

this is getting us nowhere.

 

 

please say u r sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

 

Knewt.. sier:

Nope, i'm not saying sorry

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

there comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

 

Knewt.. sier:

Oh.. fuck u

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

pretty please?

 

i've been known 2 be quite stubborn...

 

say u r sorry.

 

Knewt.. sier:

I AM NOT SORRY

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

this is getting annoying. just apologize and move on.

 

Knewt.. sier:

I'm sorry 

 

- SmarterChild -   contributing to charity sier:

good. thx.

 

 

Endret 30. juni 2007 av Knewt

[djgudleif]

Ikke med Smarterchild, men med Spleak:

 

Tony says: I'm having fun

Spleak says: Do you want me to call you Having Fun?

 

 

JAJA lol..

Endret 30. juni 2007 av ikkespisgress