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dette er den dårligste vitsen jeg vet om:

 

Nordmannen, svensken og danske skulle se hvem som klarte å spise mest soya. Svensken vant, for han var vegetarianer.... :roll:

 

 

og så en litt bedre:

 

Alle barna kunne rime, unntatt Arne, han kunne ikke.

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Et par killer jokes:

 

The people of a village were having an assembly when suddenly a wicked witch came and she said to the village people,"You are all dinosaurs!"and the village people goes,"We are all dinosaurs~" under the witch's spell. And now if you go to that village you can see people on the street going like,"Hehehe I'm a tyrannosaurus hehehe~" or "Huhuhu I'm a triceratops huhuhuhuhu!!" or "Haha I'm a nodosaurus oh hahahaha!" or "shishishishi I'm a plateosaurus shishishi~" everyone in the village is mad they think they're dinosaurs. And the wicked witch was like,"Oh hehehehe it's so funny hehehe!" every time the witch laughs she always jump up and down and unfortunetly when she was laughing she was standing in front of a bunny cave and the bunnies were coming out the cave and she jumped on all the bunnies and the bunnies were all flat.

 

 

A guy's sleeping on the grass and a bunny with front teeth sticking out is picking carrots and she was throwing carrots at that guy and she was laughing like,"Vre,vre,vre,vre!!! Vre vre vre vre!!!" coz shes got her front tooth sticking out,that guy was very angry he saw the bunny and he goes,"Fucken bunny! I'll break that carrot!!" and the bunny goes, "Aahh~~ don't kill my carrot!! Don't kill my carrot!!" It might sounds funnier if I say it to u coz the funniest part of it is when the bunny's laughing like,"Vre,vre,vre!!"and it's a shame that you can't hear me making that sound it's real funny!

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