Morsomme sitater av: Shit Happens!

[Blåbær]

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens.”

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen: Shit is, and is not,; what is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Mormon: This shit is going to happen again.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad; if shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Christian Science: Shit is only in your imagination.

Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays.

Hedonism: There isn’t anything like a good shit happening.

Moonies: Only happy shit happens.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

Davidians: Let’s shoot and burn our own shit.

Church of Scientology: Of course, God created this shit; if shit happens, see Dianetics p.147.

Shinto: Chop the shit.

Eastern Russian orthodox: Holy shit (no more communism!)

Agnostic: Not sure about shit.

Shaoli: Destroy bad shits with Kung Fu.

Existentialism: What is shit, anyway? Shit does not happen, shit is.

Atheism: What shit?

Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

Congregationalist and Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as good shit as shit that happens to all other.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.

Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.

Nihilism: No shit.

Creationism: God made all shit.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Christian science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor. Pray.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit

Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.

Capitalism: that’s my shit mmunism: It’s everybody’s shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us.

Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.

Satanism: SNEPPAH THIS.

Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

Endret 7. mai 2007 av Rakib

[Bushmills]

Haha! Genialt!

 

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

[Dracoknight]

har ikke vi sett denne før på forumet alt?

 

trur den ligger dypt nederst i akrivet en plass nå..=/

[Bruker-93156]

har ikke vi sett denne før på forumet alt?

 

trur den ligger dypt nederst i akrivet en plass nå..=/

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aah.... Er så digg når en fresh kar, eier en gjenganger....

 

 

https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopi...+shit+++happens

Endret 7. mai 2007 av Mr. Olsen

[L4r5]

Her er den i T-skjorteformat:

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

[Bruker-93156]

Her er den i T-skjorteformat:

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

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Hvor kan den kjøpes?

[cheeplix]

har ikke vi sett denne før på forumet alt?

 

trur den ligger dypt nederst i akrivet en plass nå..=/

8560292[/snapback]

 

aah.... Er så digg når en fresh kar, eier en gjenganger....

8560898[/snapback]

Eid? Dere dreit dere ut begge to.

https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=302833

[Bruker-93156]

Det er ingen grunn til å poste 2 poster som tar for seg nøyaktig det samme. Da er det bedre med en usaklig bump

[Admiral1]

https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=302833

 

Er vel til for at man skal slippe at folk poster "OOOOLD" bare pga de har sett den et annet sted. Det de to andre gjorde var å opplyse om at det allerede var en post om dette

[Prey]

Har en til som, så vidt jeg kunne se, ikke sto der.

 

Shit happens, yeah look at you!

[hauska]

Haha, dette var nytt for meg!

Nice t-shirt

[Blåbær]

Kan ikke de som ikke har sett det her før humre seg litt, så kan dere andre finne poster å spamme.