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[AltF4]

Jeg lo forbanna godt selv!

 

Da får jeg kanskje dele denne inspirasjonen til trening med dere?

 

 

Jeg får minst like hetta av denne.

Endret 9. mai 2011 av AltF4

[saladin waits for alice]

So MUCH win!

[Core2Dude]

Haha AltF4, det der kalles bra forumsammarbeid ^^ Lo godt!

[Rivers]

[Kenny Bones]

Fortsatt gir det ikke noen spesiell mening. Hvorfor i all verden vil en and dø? Tror ikke det er poenget med den vitsen i grunn. Hadde det vært "emo" istedet for "duck" så hadde det gitt litt mer mening

Hvem har sagt anden ville dø?

Fordi han ville til "den andre siden"?

[Slimda]

Anden? Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Kenny Bones]

Jaja, pirke pirke Spiller jo ingen rolle. Kyllingen da, hvorfor vil en kylling dø? Gir fortsatt ingen mening

[Christoffero89]

For å ikke bli mcdonaldsmat?

[svelemoe]

Jaja, pirke pirke Spiller jo ingen rolle. Kyllingen da, hvorfor vil en kylling dø? Gir fortsatt ingen mening

Ikkje veit eg, kvifor ville tre skandinaviske menn inn i eit grisehus, og korleis i all verden gjekk to tomatar over ein veg?

 

Protip:

Det er ein VITS.

[Knofle]

Apropos to tomater. Det er jo også en vits som det virker som om ingen faktisk kan dobbeltbetydningen til.

 

Det er sikkert mange som vet det, men den mister jo all betydning når den blir sagt på norsk, siden den originale vitsen går som følger:

Two tomatoes is crossing a road, one gets hit by a car, and the other one goes: "Come on, catch up!"

[Hyperio]

[2ball_]

Jaja, pirke pirke Spiller jo ingen rolle. Kyllingen da, hvorfor vil en kylling dø? Gir fortsatt ingen mening

 

den ville ikke det, selvsagt. kyllingen ville til andre siden av veien men havnet på andre siden av livet(døden/himmelen/helvete/grillen).. poenget er i alle fall at bananene i det mektig upopulætre pålegget "bananos" blir skrellet for hånd av Svansker med kossheadsett..

[onomatopoetikon]KATSJING![/onomatopoetikon]

 

[Slimda]

Apropos to tomater. Det er jo også en vits som det virker som om ingen faktisk kan dobbeltbetydningen til.

 

Det er sikkert mange som vet det, men den mister jo all betydning når den blir sagt på norsk, siden den originale vitsen går som følger:

Two tomatoes is crossing a road, one gets hit by a car, and the other one goes: "Come on, catch up!"

...

 

Hele vitsen ER jo at catch up høres veldig likt ut som ketchup. Om man ikke tenker på ketchup-delen, så er jo det ikke det minste morsomt. "Oj, du ble splatta. kom igjen da, catch up". Hva er morsomt med det liksom?

[Knofle]

Apropos to tomater. Det er jo også en vits som det virker som om ingen faktisk kan dobbeltbetydningen til.

 

Det er sikkert mange som vet det, men den mister jo all betydning når den blir sagt på norsk, siden den originale vitsen går som følger:

Two tomatoes is crossing a road, one gets hit by a car, and the other one goes: "Come on, catch up!"

...

 

Hele vitsen ER jo at catch up høres veldig likt ut som ketchup. Om man ikke tenker på ketchup-delen, så er jo det ikke det minste morsomt. "Oj, du ble splatta. kom igjen da, catch up". Hva er morsomt med det liksom?

No shit.

[Gaarulf]

Problemet er vel at de aller fleste tror vitsen er at han blir splatta og blir til ketchup.

 

 

[Zeph]

 

1) Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The

ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

2) Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my

electron". The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,

I'm

positive..."

 

3) A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve

you, but don't start anything."

 

4) Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 

5) A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't

serve food in here."

 

6) A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

7) A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and

says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

8) Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does

this taste funny to you?"

 

9) "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not

Unusual."

 

10) Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to

Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't

believe

you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

 

11) An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing

to look at either.

 

12) Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

 

13) A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's

cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the

vet,

"let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his

 

eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to

put him

down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really

heavy."

 

14) Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there

are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's

either my

mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother

Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

 

15) I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't

find any.

 

16) I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he

couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks

are too high."

 

17) A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,

"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know

you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

 

18) I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

 

19) Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire

in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and

heat it

too.

 

20) What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 

21) Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here?."

Endret 10. mai 2011 av Zeph

[Winston Wolf]

Hahaha

Endret 11. mai 2011 av L4r5

[Alpakasso]

 

1) Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The

ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

2) Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my

electron". The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,

I'm

positive..."

 

3) A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve

you, but don't start anything."

 

4) Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 

5) A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't

serve food in here."

 

6) A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

7) A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and

says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

8) Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does

this taste funny to you?"

 

9) "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not

Unusual."

 

10) Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to

Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't

believe

you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

 

11) An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing

to look at either.

 

12) Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

 

13) A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's

cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the

vet,

"let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his

 

eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to

put him

down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really

heavy."

 

14) Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there

are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's

either my

mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother

Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

 

15) I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't

find any.

 

16) I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he

couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks

are too high."

 

17) A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,

"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know

you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

 

18) I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

 

19) Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire

in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and

heat it

too.

 

20) What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 

21) Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here?."

Hahaha

Hehe.

[Runar]

Den som prøver seg på en sitatkrig får en fin overraskelse.

 

(Husk at "fint" er subjektivt.)

[handerrre]

Endret 11. mai 2011 av handerrre