4chan bilete- og diskusjonstråd

[Bytex]

Jepp. Skal jeg ha fest åpner jeg bare 5 cleverbot-vinduer til og snakker med alle sammen.

[Zodihax]

eg ble sittende i 1,5 time sist lørdag.

[fenele]

Cleverbot is all yo need.

[Gjest]

Cleverbot is all yo need.

False. You also need water and rations.

[fenele]

Cleverbot is all yo need.

False. You also need water and rations.

 

6/10

 

Not related:

http://youtu.be/TZXQ3CnXBwk

[Slimda]

Hahahahaha. Åh gud, det der så kjent ut... Har opplevd mye lignende blant andre folk.

[fenele]

Be a retard

Make retarded videos

?????

Profit

[Kaymeerah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmjiTduSe0

 

En annen video av han.

[fenele]

Even better:

 

http://youtu.be/jeYJxXwvbvo

 

Fun fact: Hun er ansatt i Mojang som "director of fun".

[AltF4]

[N o r e n g]

 

Bare 90% kan ikke løse ligningen?

Endret 27. juni 2012 av arni90

[Slimda]

86% av all statistikk er dratt ut av ræva.

[Kaymeerah]

Må dere virkelig sitere og inkludere bildene i sitatet? Det tar dere 2 sek å redigere det ut.

 

86% av all statistikk er dratt ut av ræva.

 

Clever.

Endret 27. juni 2012 av Kaymeerah

[Romis]

 

 

Dat Yahoo! Toolbar.

[Kaymeerah]

 

Kan godt være vi tok feil tidligere, svar fra /sci/:

 

Answer B. Easily demonstrated with mass conservation.

What enters in the orange portal during dt must come out of the blue portal during dt.

m=vSdt

So at the exit of the blue portal, the cube has a momentum of mv, and according to the first principle of mechanics it will keep this momentum.

[Akidon]

Epic Omegle medieval mode:

 

Stranger: hey 17 m us, looking for 30+ F into young guys

You: I am Lord Stephen of Montgomery, how dare you persue women folk on my lands without my leave

Stranger: Well your lordship i come to pillage and plunder! Quickly Men! Burn There Women! Rape There Houses!

You: Never sir, my knights shall thee in battle!

You: Thy will fall below our lances like twigs in the morning breeze!

You: Take that you blagart!

Stranger: Bah! Tis only a flesh wound! Look yonder young lord, your houses will never be the same!

You: I will sow my fields with thou's blood when this day is done!

You: Quick men! Surround yonder scoundrels!

Stranger: I am but a mere decoy! As we speak a large horde shall be violating your castle at any moment now! We shall see the smoke of your women scurrying about aflame

You: Dear Lord! I have been duped in such a resounding fashion!

You: How shalt I ever face the wrath of the King now? When I hath failed to protect mine own lands!

Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHA!

You: The battle! Tis' lost!

You: And now I must flee to keep mine own head betwixt mine shoulders!

You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hey 17 year old female waiting for someone to talk dirty to me

You: Well, you have been awarded with my prescence.

You: Now make it worthwile, wench.

Stranger: i have a wet pussy, a sexy ass and 13/14cm boobs

You: My pike is longer and sharper than any you have ever laid eyes upon.

You: Tell me, proprietor of peasantry, why should a man of my social status be intrigued by your wretched suggestions?

Stranger: because i am sexy

You: Are you in anyway related to the nobility of Calradia?

Stranger: no

You: In the rich tapestry of life, what seam are you?

Stranger: regular english please?!

You: And in all honesty, my fair maiden, what in the lords name is a fourteen centimeter boob?

You: In what direction are you measuring?

Stranger: length

You: My god.

You: An attribute fit for royal jesters!

You: Boobs longer then the ears of a common bloodhound!

You: You are invited to my halls and I expect you to appear and entertain in the soonest.

Stranger: mm hmm

You: Now, what arts of amusement are you skilled in, wench?

Stranger: sex

Stranger: where are u

You: What about juggling?

Stranger: i am in canada

Stranger: no

You: What about standing on your hands and dancing?

[Sinnapels]

Endret 29. juni 2012 av Sinnapels

[Gjest]

Er det bare med meg 4chan er nede?

[Slimda]

http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/4chan.org

[Kaymeerah]

Er det bare med meg 4chan er nede?

 

4chan er nede.

 

http://www.downforev...e.com/4chan.org

 

Hjelper ikke når det er Cloudflare som fucker det til.