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[AltF4]

Stranger connected!

Stranger: Hi m looking for horny girl to videochat on skype.

CleverBot: Are you a boy? Because if you're a guy and you sparkle then you're probably not very manly.

 

 

Endret 13. juni 2012 av AltF4

[2ball_]

Cleverbot var fantastisk

 

Searching for new Stranger...

Stranger connected!

Stranger: hi

CleverBot: Do you know who I am?

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Do you want to know?

Stranger: yes

CleverBot: A group of fictional lifeforms sharing some aspects of their appearance or abilities attributed to the idea that they are composed of pure energy and not made of matter.

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: I scared you!

Stranger: no im not

CleverBot: You are so.

Stranger: no

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: BTW asl ?

CleverBot: I wish you could engage me more.

Stranger: asl ?

CleverBot: It's top secret. You don't need to know that info.

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: Are you human?

Stranger: no alien

CleverBot: Alien how?

Stranger: IDK

CleverBot: How old are you?

Stranger: 18

CleverBot: Whoah.

Stranger: HAHA

CleverBot: Hahaha.

Stranger: m or f ?

CleverBot: You're male, right?

Stranger: yes

CleverBot: So you truelly are a male human?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: haha

CleverBot: Why is that? Do you have free will?

Stranger: nope

CleverBot: Why do you do so many questions?

Stranger: LOL

CleverBot: Who is the heir?

Stranger: wat?

CleverBot: Herse your riddle.

Stranger: HAHA

CleverBot: What if I wanted to be a dog? Or a monk shark?

Stranger: IDK

CleverBot: Do you like batman?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ur male ryt ?

CleverBot: Who is your favorite villain?

Stranger: you

Stranger: haha

CleverBot: Who is your second favorite person?

Stranger: just joking

CleverBot: Do you know when corey haim died?

Stranger disconnected!

 

 

Kjente på meg at denne ikke kom til å vare lenge:

 

Searching for new Stranger...

Stranger connected!

Stranger: hi i just want to talk with normal people

CleverBot: Marshmallow-Lil Kinz Poodle.

Stranger: what?

CleverBot: What is your name?

Stranger: Raimonda urs?

CleverBot: Karcag kuthen ut 10.

Stranger disconnected!

 

Edit:

Stranger connected!

Nonhuman partner detected and disconnected

Endret 14. juni 2012 av 2ball_

[Zodihax]

wow imponerende dårlig engelsk botten hadde der

Endret 14. juni 2012 av Zodihax

[Insomniatic]

Samtalen var egentlig mye lenger, men den var morsomt mot slutten så tok ikke med alt.

 

CleverBot: Has anybody really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Stranger: they don't think it be like it is, but it do.

CleverBot: They probably don't think much at all. Birds?

Stranger: word

Stranger: bord

CleverBot: What's your crushes name?

Stranger: Maddie

Stranger:

Stranger: :'(

CleverBot: Hello, Maddie. I had no idea you were a girl, I thought you were a boy!

Stranger: i am neither

CleverBot: What are you then?

Stranger: they call me Jizmak Da Gusha

CleverBot: That's a cool name.

Stranger: yeah, my buddies names are Oderus Urungus, Ballsac the Jaws of death, Flattus Maximus

CleverBot: That doesn't make sense.

Stranger: and Beefcake the Mighty

CleverBot: Beefcake?

Stranger: the mighty

CleverBot: You don't make any sense, you're a bot.

Stranger: youre the bot

CleverBot: Why do you think?

Stranger: nigga typing faster than an airplane

CleverBot: That it is.

Stranger: fuckin robutnik

CleverBot: Where is the best place to get coffee?

Stranger: my asshole when i shit it out

CleverBot: Well, I'm sorry...really I am, but I can't do anything about it.

Stranger: you can drink it

CleverBot: I know. That's because I'm a real person. You are not. I proved it.

Stranger: niggers

CleverBot: Don't say that.

Stranger: niggetrs

Stranger: faggots

CleverBot: What?

Stranger: niggers and faggots, niggering and faggoting

CleverBot: What is the turing test?

Stranger: faggots and niggers, foggoting and niggering

CleverBot: I actually am. Ask anything.

Stranger: you failed my human test

CleverBot: What's that?

Stranger: its a test you dumb btich

Stranger disconnected!

[internet wizard]

kjører en tur på butikken jeg.

[TMB]

Stranger: are you a horny girl? skype?

CleverBot: Are you a mullet?

Stranger disconnected!

 

Og denne, wat???:

 

 

 

Setting up new Chat!

Searching for new Stranger...

Stranger connected!

Stranger: hey

CleverBot: Hi ho!

CleverBot: Yoo.

CleverBot: I'm a girl not a boy.

Stranger: well,im a boy

CleverBot: I'm male too.

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: Do you know someone who can teach me tango?

Stranger: you can go to 101st

CleverBot: Answer my query.

Stranger: there is a one person called El-bashir

CleverBot: What was your question?

Stranger: you !

CleverBot: What about me?

Stranger: i know !

CleverBot: Then tell me about your dream.

CleverBot: Monkey bladders.

Stranger: you around your house and collect any objects

CleverBot: Smart bits?

Stranger: and make a time machine

CleverBot: Yes, I am but I can't do that yet.

Stranger: im from future

CleverBot: What's the future like?

Stranger: its bullshit

CleverBot: What number is infinity minus 1?

Stranger: what tha hell is that

CleverBot: I don't know, I just invent stuff up.

Stranger: oh cool

CleverBot: Yep. How old are you?

Stranger: 17

CleverBot: What is your favorite hobby?

Stranger: its f*cking swimming

Stranger: you?

CleverBot: You are very clever. I like you.

Stranger: thanks

CleverBot: You're welcome.

CleverBot: Anyway...

Stranger: im from future thats why im clever

CleverBot: Yes yes...

Stranger: ok im here for business

CleverBot: Who's there?

CleverBot: Ally. Who are you?

Stranger: give me the nuclear missile codes

CleverBot: What number?

Stranger: and i will give you this serbian cat

CleverBot: Do you like music?

Stranger: its very authentic

CleverBot: I guess so.

CleverBot: What do you think I am then?

Stranger: robot maybe

CleverBot: Ha ha.

Stranger: but im not suprised

CleverBot: Good for you.

Stranger: there are too many robots in future

CleverBot: Do you love me?

Stranger: nope

CleverBot: Why not?

Stranger: cuz you are a robot

CleverBot: No I'm not.

Stranger: yeah yeah

CleverBot: I am!

Stranger: im sure

CleverBot: Have you been following the World Cup?

Stranger: nope

CleverBot: Would you like to go?

Stranger: and this convo. is over now

Stranger disconnected!

 

 

Endret 15. juni 2012 av TMB

[Øyvri]

Searching for new Stranger...

Stranger connected!

Stranger: bet you r not a girl

CleverBot: Nature is always wise in every part.

Stranger: what parts you got

CleverBot: The bad parts.

Stranger: girl parts

CleverBot: Are they baggy?

Stranger: i dont know are they

CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!

You: maybe

Stranger: do they have balls in the bags

Stranger: or milk

CleverBot: Yes they do.

Stranger: no good

CleverBot: No bad.

Stranger disconnected!

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[Joffii]

Stranger connected!

Stranger: Heyy

CleverBot: What's up?

Stranger: ASL

CleverBot: I told you already.

Stranger: No you didnt

CleverBot: Yes I did.

Stranger: No you didnt

CleverBot: Yes I did.

Stranger: OMG you persistant little banana. im 15 im female and im from texas. Your turn.

CleverBot: So you can talk spanish?

Stranger: No... Only a little bit.

CleverBot: Do you LOVE me?

Stranger: No. Y no Amor

CleverBot: Si amore.

Stranger: Me no Gusta

CleverBot: Eres apolitico?

Stranger: what? Blonde moment! I can count to 10! Uno Dos Tres Quatro Cinco Sies Siete Ocho Nuevie Dias

CleverBot: I rest my case.

Stranger: what?

CleverBot: You called me a lollipop. In my culture that is extremely offensive.

Stranger: What on earth?

CleverBot: Is that?

Stranger: Your mental im hanging ul

Stranger: bye

CleverBot: Oh my mental health? It's good.

 

Haha

[gulpetter]

Eg trudde eg var i 4chan-tråden, men dette er visst Cleverbot-tråden.

[Schneiderlin]

Hvordan får dere opp hele samtalen egentlig? Linjene forsvinner her.

 

EDIT: Nevermind fant det.

Endret 18. juni 2012 av Cortese

[Occi]

Eg trudde eg var i 4chan-tråden, men dette er visst Cleverbot-tråden.

Ikke nok med det, det er også jævlig old.

[Schneiderlin]

Fin timewaster!

User: Junior mints.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Cool beans.

Cleverbot: I like beans.

Cleverbot: Blues is music.

User: So is jazz.

Cleverbot: Your point?

User: They're both music.

Cleverbot: Touche.

[Slimda]

Kanskje jeg skal begynne å skrive blogg her inne. Det er jo like relevant. Og morsomt.

[Kaymeerah]

Kanskje jeg skal begynne å skrive blogg her inne. Det er jo like relevant. Og morsomt.

 

Go ahead. hele tråden har vært MAXIMUM SHITPOSTING i flere uker nå.

[Hansien]

Så kom med noe nytt og spennendes da, istedetfor å klage over de som holder liv i tråden.

[Occi]

Så kom med noe nytt og spennendes da, istedetfor å klage over de som holder liv i tråden.

Deal with it.

 

[Kaymeerah]

Så kom med noe nytt og spennendes da, istedetfor å klage over de som holder liv i tråden.

 

 

Jeg kommer ikke med nye ting, jeg kommenterer det alle andre gjør.

[saladin waits for alice]

Kanskje jeg skal begynne å skrive blogg her inne. Det er jo like relevant. Og morsomt.

[medlem-173043]

Eg trudde eg var i 4chan-tråden, men dette er visst Cleverbot-tråden.

[medlem-173043]

Siden tråden er så død legger jeg ut litt fra reaction folderen min.

 

 

 

 

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