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Irriterende unger seriøst det værste.

 

>6 in the morning

>two\ 8 and 10 year old cousins try to sneak into my room to take my ps3 and bring it into my little brothers room

>they have tried it before and they broke my copy of Red Dead Redemption and cracked part of one of my controllers by throwing it when they got mad

>im still in bed groggy from sleep

>they pick up my ps3 and start walking out

>they forgot to unplug it as they gain momentum

>jerks out of their hands and falls to the floor

>breaks

>i am sitting up at this point speechless

>i run at them screaming like the hulk

>as they reach the staircase to run down i kick one in the back and he flies down the stairs

>i grab the other one and lock him in the closet

>i wait for my aunt to come home and explain what they did

>aunt asked me what happened to cunt #1's arm

oh he fell down the stairs after he broke my system

They had to pay for a new one

they have not even come close to my room after that

 

>family meet up at my parents house

>every single person (non dead) was there

>I get to reclaim my old room

>fucking step dad is there

>he brought his son

>his son is a shovel nosed shark looking thing

>little shit constantly drinks the soft drink in the fridge

>everyone gets pissed at him

>he smiles through fucking everything

>only eats ice cream ONLY

>finally everyone hands out presents

>open mine , its a new laptop

>I leave it on the table and go check on everyone else

>the little shit opens his brand new ps vita and throws it to the side

>I can already tell his other presents are filled with games

>he runs into the kitchen almost knocking over my nan

>everybody is pretty chilled

>but the it fucking happens

>I walk into the kitchen to find my brand new laptop broken on the ground with that little shit standing over it

>he smiles at me and says "sorry accident I wanted really to check my facebook"

>he walks into the kitchen and asks to use the family computer for facebook

>my laptop is laying there on the ground , broken

>mfw 3 months later his step dad (nice guy) has to fork over $1200

 

> "Hey dude, wanna come over and play video games?"

> Parents didn't let me have a console and made me only play on PC because they hated console peasants

> I want to play N64

> Go over

> He's playing Mario 64

> "NAH DUDE, IT'S MY HOUSE AND MY N64, GET YOUR OWN"

> Makes me sit there and watch him play

> Get N64 for birthday, finally

> Start playing Rogue Squadron, fuck yeah

> Cunt comes over

> "LET ME PLAY, I'M THE GUEST"

> Mom comes in

> "Let him play, anon! He's a guest!"

> Watch him crash over and over into AT-AT, giggling like a faggot

> mfw the entire time

Fuck you, Billy.

 

>Got my new Sega Game Gear

>Holy shit, so good

>fucking enjoying it, awesome Christmas

>have a brother one year older than me

>have another brother about 5 years younger than me

>go on Cadets camp one week with older bro

>leave my Sega

>near the end of camp

>think it will be nice to just get home

>relax

>play Sega that night, in sync with my older bro who got one as well

>gonna be good

>get home

>we try to find them

>can't

>ask little shit about the location

>oh no, he didn't sell it for $6

>he says he sold it for $5 and an extra dollar

>to his friend at his school

>go retrieve it from the childs parents

>pulled apart

>childs parent refuses to pay back

 

>Parents don't often buy brother and I presents.

>One day go out to large town near us.

>Buy both of us this goo shit.

>It's fucking awesome (probably pretty cheap but we're not entitled assholes). I have never received a birthday present from anyone, not even my parents.

>Play with it all day making it stick to shit.

>Friend next door comes over.

>Okay let's play some PC vidya.

>Brings his faggot little brother because he's autistic and throws a shit fit if he can't come over when no one wants him to.

>"Can I play in your room I'm bored."

>Go fucking home if you're bored, fuck.

>Foolishly let him go in my room.

>Finish vidya, his mother comes to collect them.

>Go upstairs to get him.

>Go is wrapped around all my other toys, dried out to stuff, stuck to everything, has been mashed together with my brother's goo so it's totally fucking ruined, been ripped to shreds, containers broken.

>Fucking.

>RAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

>My parents don't give a fuck.

>Autismo never apologises.

>His faggot hippy mother is just like "lol sorry sux2beu."

And now I hate sperglords forever.

 

>be ten years old

>took me almost a whole year to 100% SMB 64

>finally do it, copy to all four save slots in case something happens

>go to my friend's house

>we're playing various N64 games, Goldeneye, Diddy Kong Racing, etc.

>later go outside to play some basketball

>go back inside, find his sister started a new game on my cart

>"That's cool, she can play if she wants to"

>find out she overwrote all four saves.

>All. Four. Saves.

 

>still living at home because I'm cool with my parents and they're cool with me, I also help out in the household and help paying some of the bills and buy my own food

>with all my money and no real big expenditure I make my room into a huge battlestation

>3 Screen PC Setup

>huge ass TV with surround sound setup with all consoles from the fifth generation onward

>some friend of my mother comes over with her shitty brats, they play with my younger siblings around the house

>12 year old comes into my room, gets on my couch, touches the glass table with the controllers on with his greasy/sticky fingers from all the chips n shit he ate before

>takes remote turns TV on and takes the 360 controller

>what are you doing ?

>GONNA PLAY 360 YOU HAVE SOME SHOOTERS

>who have you asked ?

>I dont need to ask, I just play when I want to

>Yes you do, so say please and I'll let you play

>You have to let me play you're at your mama's house and she said I can play

>She didnt

>yes she did

>press the masterswitch with my foot under the table that turns off the powersupply for my TV Station

>WHAT DID YOU DO! LEMME PLAY

>If you say please

>LET ME PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>he starts throwing a tantrum, throws the controller around the room and breaks my modell of the Bismarck that was showcased on my drawer

>Get up, take him at the arm, pull him in the living room while he's crying and screaming

>cut his mother off and tell her she owns me 150 bucks for the modell and another 50 bucks for the controller, she has 2 weeks to pay me or I'll sue her for it

>his mother slaps him so hard he stops crying and looks at her shocked and pisses his pants

>start laughing like an idiot and tell her she only has to pay for the Bismarckmodel

 

>Wedding starts and its kinda chill

>Meet this kid that start to act all annoying and shit

>He hit my sister(she was 7) I get mad

>Mom tell me to calm down

>Alright dancefloor time! Starts to dance with others at the wedding

>This kid drive a remote control mini racer on the dancefloor

>People starting to get pissed off

>Go inside to chill at the sofa at the house when that fucking kid hit my sister again

>I go in full of mad tell him to stop acting like a retard

>Throw a balloon in my face

>I rage at him throw im in the sofa and punch him in the neck

>He runs out crying

>His step dad calls me outside and tell me to apologize

>I call his son out that he is fucking retarded and ruining the party for everyone

>Step dad is a fucking coward, agreeing with everything I fucking say(I was 14)

>Wedding couple go over to me tell me that I did a good job

>Dat feel

 

>visit my cousins place from time to tim

>half-niece it there, around 10 she is

>she's a alright kid, does her homework listens to me

>turns out she only listens to me really

>I have to look after her when my aunt and cousin have to go and work at a local market

>me and the kids dad are sitting around playing street fighter on 360

>little niece comes out and asks for a lemonade, with a 1.5L bottle in hand

>spills it all over her dads 360

>he's about to hit her, I can tell

>stand up and take her by the hand, walk down outside with her and keep going

>he thinks I'm going to punish her

>ask her if she knows she's done something wrong, she agrees and says she wishes to make things right

>I buy a new 360 that same day and bring it back, tell her she has to pay me back by thinking about what she's done

>5 years later I get $350 in the mail

You guys all say there is no hope for the future, I had fully forgotten about this ordeal because it was a second hand and therefore cheap 360. She got a part time job and paid me back everything, she's a good kid.

 

>be 14

>over at a friend's house

>his 8 year old nephew is over

>the kid's name is Blaze, and his dad is a drug addict and has been to prison

>friend and i are playing halo 2

>little fuck comes in there

>ANON LET ME PLAY IT'S MY TURRRNNN

>'you can after we finish'

>ANON GIVE IT TO ME NOW

>tell him to go away

>the little shit goes and tells my friend's parents that we are in the room playing with fire to get us in trouble

>they don't believe him

>he comes back

>MY DAD KNOWS KARATE AND HE IS GONNA BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DONT GIVE ME THE GAME NOW

>tell him to fuck off because we're in the middle of the campaign

>he grabs my friend's n64 that was sitting on the table and fucking slams it on the floor

>runs out of the room crying saying we hit him

>mfw the entire time

My friend never got another n64 because that fucker's thug dad didn't give care that his son broke it. I'm sad to say we didn't kick the kid's ass because, well, he was only 8

 

>Staying over "friends" house.

>The fucker forced me into staying over his for the night

>Spend the day watching him play racing games.

>He finaly gets tired and we can sleep

>He gets to sleep on his bunkbed, I get two sheets and pillow to sleep on the floor with

>Have a rough as fuck sleep only to be woken around 6am to this little borther's smelly ass a small ballsack on my face

>Push him off tell him to fuck off

>He comes back 5 minutes later and does it again this time juming on my face forcing my nose to go inside his assehole

>Throw him off and try to wake up my friend to get him to leave me alone

>He just rolls over and mumbles something. Eventually give up.

>Get a little sleep again only to be woken, again by this little cunts ass in my face

>Push him off again and go to his mother

>Ask her to ge him to leave me alone

>Half asleep she tells him to go back to bed

>He goes to bed, so do I

>Suprise suprise he comes back again and does it

>This time I punch him off and he runs off crying to his mother

>Oh fuck

>She comes storming in holding his hand looking at me like she's going to kill me

>Demands I apologise to him and I should be ashamed

>Friend wakes up and is shocked, he demands I apologise too or I should get out

>Fine. Tell them to both fo get fucked.

>Grab my bag and walk home in my pyjamas about 7am

>Get back and tell my mum what happened

>Mum calls her and tells the bitch she can go fuck herself.

 

>be around 6 years old

>staying at a close friends house for most of the summer

>playing some Secret of Mana with friend and his older bro

>one day their annoying little cousin comes to visit

>we are playing SoM and the little fucker starts teasing us and asks us to let him play.

>we ignore him

>he starts jumping in front of the screen

>trips on my controller cord

>SNES comes falling from the tv stand

>breaks

>all 3 of us get pissed off

>the cousins mom is all "He is a kid. They break toys"

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>13 years old.

>Fucking love diablo 2.

>Mother buys a plain white ceramic mug for my 14th birthday.

>Mother works at a lazer printing shop and has the Diablo 3 logo and a portrait of Diablo lzered onto the mug.

>I fucking love this thing, because my mum is a fucking bro.

>Fast forward 2 years, mother is dead, family is really tight and protective of one another as a coping mechanism.

>Fathers new girlfriend brings little faggot kids over 8 and 9 both male.

>Little shits have dopefiend father and never get disciplined, this is in the early 2000's.

>Little cunts go into my brother and I's room, and trash it going through everything.

>They see my mug.

>I walk into my room to see it fucking shattered on the ground.

>Can't do anything but stand there speechless.

>My younger bro about 11 at the time, walks in adn sees me.

>Ragemode.exe

>Brother beats up both of the little cunts.

>Comes into our room and just sits there with me quietly.

I still have the broken mug today...

 

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