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[Konnis]

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A

ABC - Always Been Crippled

AFAIK - Accept Fellatio; And I Kneel

AFK - After Fucking Kelly, used frequently by men who just fucked a woman named Kelly. It's also used to say Away From Keyboard

AOL - An Online Legend

ASL - I want to have sex with you (corruption of "'Ay, Sexy Lady!")/Age, Sex, Location, used by sexual predators all around the world.

ATM: At The Moment, frequently used by noobs, but in actuality it is a machine used to withdraw money from the bank.

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B

B2B: Boob To Boob, used by women online to describe their lesbian fantasies.

BBL: Big Butt Licker, used to insult people who are fat and lick ass.

BBQ - Brokeback Queer

BF - Bernard Finster

BFF-Big Fat Fuck

BRB - Begone, Rotten Bastard/Bone Redhead Bitches, used as a motto, that means fuck girls with red hair.

BSOD: Bitch Suck On Dick, used to insult a (female) whore.

BTW - Boating is the Way/Bone That Woman, Same as BRB, only with a selected woman.

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C

CU - Cunt Ugly, it means you're fucking ugly.

CYA - Choose Your Ass (used for group anal cybersex)

CYB0R - The act of having meaningful conversation between 2 people (sometimes involves a mangina)

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D

DIAF - Do It Again Fucker

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F

FROY Clever Russian Reversal of ROFL: In soviet Russia, Floor Rolls on YOU!

Fav - Feeling a vibrator (traditionally not typed in all capital letters)

FCUK - Fuck you! Fuck you! You moron!

FFS - Fellatio for Sexists

FOAD - Fucker of All Dude(tte)s

FUCK - Funny Urinals Create Kangaroos

FTW - Feel that, witch (Mostly used when fighting a witch.)

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G

G2G - Got two (2) Goats/Going to (2) Goatse

GF - Goat Fanny

GIGO - Greatest Incredible, Guy On (the message boards)

GIGA - guy Inside a Guy's anus: used to describe you.

GL - Gorgon Lover: a male vertebrate organism that derives sexual pleasure from becoming petrified.

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H

HAX - Short for the Spanish term: Hola! Amigos XXX.

Hgu - Hugs for ppl (people)

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I

I - It

IANAL - I Anal (literal, as a description of sexual preference)

IMHO - In My Ho (offered as an explanation of not responding to IMs*)

IMO - Invisible Makes Out

IRL - Internet Relay Love

IYKWIM - Icelandic Yggrasil Knurling Without Indigestion Markers

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J

JK - Jesus Killer

JONCL - Jumping On Neighbour's Car Laughing

J00 - A term used to identify the Jewish on t3h intarn3tzorz

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K

KEK - (A variation of the compliment "\o/")

KISS - Keep It Sophisticated, Slimeball

KKK - Ku Klux Klan; means that you are a terririst

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L

L33t - Little 3.3 year olds Talk like this

 

And you probably thought they memorized theses things!?

LMAO - Laugh My Ass Off

And you probably thought they memorized theses things!?

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

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M

M4M - Margarines 4 Monkeys

M$ - Mike's dollars

MILF - Mike Is Licking Fungus

MILOD - Mike Is Living On Donkeyshit

MS - Mike's Sucks

MSN - Mike Smells Nipply

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N

n44bcake - (A title of respect)

n00b - (A title of great respect)

newb - (A title for long-time users)

newbie - (A title for very, very, very long-time users, as well as administrators and moderators)

Nubian princess - A variation of the compliment "newbie"

NO WAI! - Norway on (Oscar) Wilde's Apple iPod

Nuff - (Some guy)

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O

OETS - One Eyed Trout Slap, often paralleled to mushroom stamp

O HAI - Omg, Have Anal Illness

OLO - Oh, Like Oats?

OMG - Ouch My Groin

OMFG - Old Mexicans Found Germany

OMGROFL - Recursive acronym for OMGROFL Machine Gun Rate Of Fire Lowered

OMGWTF - Obviously My Gratitude We'll Tastefully Forgo

OMGWTFBBQ- Old Man ,Guy, Wheres The Fags and Big Bad Queers?

OMGWTFLOLROFLMFAO - meaning long lost; a turn of the century poem ostenisbly penned by an artificially intelligent message bot

O RLY? - Oh, Russia Likes Yams?

Ownage - To have the act of being humiliated thrust upon your self.

 

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P

P2P - Porn 2 the Pedophiles

PEBKAC - Pirates Exist Between Kansas and California

PGP - Pretty Good PGP

ppl - private parts on loan (traditionally uncapitalized)

Prolly - (The King of N00bs, Richard Prolly)

Pwn3d - To win in an unconventional way

Pwned - Toilet activities

PWND - Shortened form of "LMhjkhjkhjkhjkhk0RZ N00B QQ SUM1 DIED IN RVR LOLOlololool!!11!11!" (often leads to posting on the VNboards)

Pie - Generally referring to Adam Pierce the almighty and conquering red pie. This is the ultimate insult with a common reply being "bahhh"

IJGP - I just got pied, often used as a sexual reference, but also to describe one being 'battered' by Adam Pierce. Obviously, this is a rare occurrence and can only be used by Scott Nuckey of form 4.

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Q

QFT - Quite a Fine Toilet

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Q

q00u - (n00b who stands on his/her hands or lives in the Southern Hemisphere, or simply has the keyboard upside down)

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R

R- Rats!

RL - Red Land (used when refrencing a communist country)

ROFL - Reach out for Lube

ROFLcopter - Indicates that the person using this term is reaching out for lube on a helicopter

ROFLMAO - Really Onto Feeling and Licking Mao Zedong

ROTFL - Raping Otters That Fear Lesbians

ROTFLMAO - Really Onto Touching, Feeling, and Licking Mao Zedong

ROTFLPMPLMFAO - Ranting Online To Frappe-Led Mops

 

and Listening Maliciously For Anarchial Orgasms

ROFLWAFFLES Really Obvious Fat Lustful Witch

 

Ate Fourty Five Little Edible Sausages

RTFM - Repeat the First Message,

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S

STFU - Somehow They Found Uranus

STHU - Code-Speak for 'I am a pussy'

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T

TAFE - Try And Fucking Enrol

TeX - Truetype Ees most eXcellent

teh - Tim Eeats Hens

thaADVANCEnks - Please ignore the above

TTYL - Extreme bastardization of titillating As in: "This conversation is far too titilating. I must terminate it now." or Tallywhacker Touching Yugoslavian Lover

TMI: Terrorist Milkers Incorporated or Took My Innocence

 

 

TODO: Make something funny out of 'TMI' (Too Much Information).

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W

w/e - With Eggs

WHOAMG - Why Hate Orange and Musty Grapes?

W00T - Want Oranges Or Tangerines?

WTH - Where's The Hair?

WTF - World Trade Farmhouses /World Taekwondo Federation (Expression of disbelief) Worldwide Titties Foundation

WWJD - Waffles with Jelly Donuts (standard reply to "What did you have for breakfast?" It could also be short for World Wide Jewish Domination...all depends on who you are talking to.)

WYSIWYG - William Yeats Saw Innumerable Werewolves Yelling AaaarGh

 

 

TODO: Make something funny out of 'TMI' (Too Much Information).

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U

U - Uranium

Ur - Urinal rings (traditionally not capitalized)

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X

XD - Extreme Donkeys

XFD - Extremely Freakish Ducks

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Y

YA RLY - Yugoslavia Ate (Bob) Ross's Little Yard

YMMV - Yonder Mitten - Mare Vitrium (An ancient and occult summoning call for calling forth freemasons)

yuo - Ancient, unutterable name of the Prince of Darkness

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Z

ZIG - Zestfully Invigorating Gown (Often used during cybersex, as in the phrase "Take off every ZIG.")

ZOMG - (A derogatory term used to describe Black People)

[Jooakim]

Tenker du på den kebabnorske ordboken?

8915573[/snapback]

Nei, jeg tenker på slang-ordboken

Tror den er utgitt av Cappelen. :!:

[Kakofoni]

Mener at i Oslo er det ekstremt mye slang.

 

Det er til og med en egen bok du kan kjøpe for og forstå det.

  Mener det kan være at det har blitt til en vane, slik som at man sier LIzZm på tull

men, etter vært blir det en del an språket ditt. 

8915522[/snapback]

Ja, jeg husker vi pleide aa si "sitter bare aa chillan'", hvor chillan bare var paa goey siden det er teit, men saa sier vi det saa ofte at det ikke blir tull lenger.

 

(Merk: Jeg sier ikke "chillan'")