500+ vanlige tankefeil hos kristne...

[Red Frostraven]

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

 

Favorittene mine fra den siden:

 

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ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION (abridged)

(1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X?

(2) Atheist: of course.

(3) How about the slightly modified proposition X'?

(4) Atheist: Um, no, not really.

(5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true?

(6) Atheist: No! And I didn't agree with X'!

(7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well?

(8) Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?

(9) I'm glad we all agree.....

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(37) So now we have used propositions X, X', Y, Y', Z, Z', P, P', Q and Q' to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed?

(38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I've only agreed with X. Where is this going?

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(81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L'', L''' and J'' are true. Agreed?

(82) I HAVEN'T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING?

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(177) ...and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ'' and BTU' are all obviously valid. Agreed?

(178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust.]

(179) Therefore, God exists.

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ARGUMENT FROM IMPLIED BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (IX)

(1) If you evolved, you'd be pretty ugly.

(2) Look how beautiful you are, and the world that is around you.

(3) Only God could have made you so beautiful.

(4) I don't care that beauty is totally subjective, you are beautiful in God's eyes!

(5) Therefore, God exists

 

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LINGUAL ARGUMENT

(1) There's existence in nonexistence so...

(2) God exists even if he doesn't.

(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

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ARGUMENT FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S REALITY

(1) I have experienced God.

(2) Other people have not.

(3) Poor people. There is something wrong with their perception of reality.

(4) Therefore, God exists.

 

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ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (II)

(1) I have experienced feelings of God's presence in my mind.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

402

ARGUMENT FROM FIGHT CLUB

(1) We are God's unwanted children.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

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ARGUMENT FROM COMPLEXITY

(1) That which is complex has a creator.

(2) The universe is complex.

(3) Only God is complex enough to create the universe.

(4) Therefore, God exists.

[nilox]

Hehe, argument from exhaustion minner meg om en god del debatter her på forumet, spesielt de som omhandler evolusjon.

[cvbfgs]

Jeg likte denne:

 

36) Argument from Incomplete destruction:

A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew. But one child survived with only third-degree burns. Therefore God exists.

 

Jeg ser for meg at pårørende til denne ene overlevende faktisk ville takket gud.

[JBlack]

Denne var fin.

11. ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)

(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.

(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.

(3) Therefore, God exists.

[Lemkin]

ARGUMENT FROM BEER (III)

(1) Real men like beer.

(2) God allowed real men to make beer.

(3) Therefore, God is real, and likes beer.

 

Var særdeles morsom :!: Skål!

[Trynemjoel]

# ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY

(1) Eric Clapton is God.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

 

Ser ut som jeg er teist alikevel

[lceman™]

ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION

(1) God exists.

(2) [Atheist's counterargument]

(3) Yes he does.

(4) [Atheist's counterargument]

(5) Yes he does!

(6) [Atheist's counterargument]

(7) YES HE DOES!

(8) [Atheist gives up and goes home.]

(9) Therefore, God exists.

 

Der har du det!

[Red Frostraven]

371 ARGUMENT FROM EAR SHAPE

(1) A drunken twentyish guy pontificates about ear shape and evolutionary processes.

(2) His girlfriend rebuts his assertion and proclaims intelligent design.

(3) She's cute, so he's not going to argue with her.

(4) Therefore, God exists.

 

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Her har vi det...

[Pricks]

Skal man le eller gråte?

 

Mange veldig relevante her, selv om det er (en del) satire.

[Geir M]

Skal man le eller gråte?

 

Mange veldig relevante her, selv om det er (en del) satire.

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Helt enig. Morsomt og selvsagt litt satt på spissen. Men det er utrolig mye her som faktisk stemmer med hvordan religiøse argumenterer for seg.

[Punk/rock]

ARGUMENT FROM STEADFAST FAITH

(1) A lot of really cool people believed in God their entire lives.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

[Plomma2]

Hehe. En god del morsomme og et par som irriterte meg fordi det faktisk er sånn.

[Saftis]

Denne ignorante setningen er det som irriterer meg aller mest ved kristendommen (og religion generelt, siden alle inneholder en eller annen form av den):

 

"Herrens veier er uransaklige"

 

Mao., folk kan oppleve så mye ufortjent lidelse som er fysisk mulig, Gud kan få sinneanfall og utslette hele befolkninger, fordi "Herrens veier er uransaklige". Så kjekt!

 

Edit: Disse treffer vel for øvrig spikeren på hodet:

ARGUMENT FROM FEAR

(1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.

(2) I'm afraid of that.

(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

PARENTAL ARGUMENT

(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM

(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

ARGUMENT FROM INFINITE REGRESS, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (II)

(1) Ask Atheists what caused the Big Bang.

(2) Regardless of their answer, ask how they know this.

(3) Continue process until the Atheist admits he doesn't know the answer to one of your questions.

(4) You win!

(5) Therefore, God exists.

 

ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN (II), a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (II), a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (IV)

(1) Isn't X amazing!

(2) I don't understand how X could be, without something else (that I don't really understand either) making or doing X.

(3) This something else must be God because I can't come up with a better explanation.

(4) Therefore, God exists.

 

ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF DISPROOF

(1) You can't prove God doesn't exist!

(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (I)

(1) I once experienced something I can't explain.

(2) [Atheists offer several possible, natural explanations.]

(3) You're just guessing!  I was there.

(4) Therefore, God exists.

 

Endret 22. april 2007 av Saftis