Hva slags PC bruker GUD?

[BolleKalle]

Kjøper han det nyeste flotte, eller overklokker han max?

På motsatt side har jeg har alltid forestilt meg djevelen som en ivrig overklokker, men kjølemulighetene er jo ikke så bra der nede vel

Djevelen bruker sikkert Intel også. AMD-folk er snillere

 

 

hmm..

[sedsberg]

"Der nede" er det nok så varmt at det eneste som har sjangs til å fungere er VIA CPU'ene

[Lch]

Gud har selv sagt bærbar: The Holy Laptop.

[Anders Leipsland]

Han kjører hvertfall *nix:

 

#In the beginning was the computer. And God said

:Let there be light!

#You have not signed on

:God.

#Enter user password.

:eek:mniscient.

#Password Incorrect. Try again!

:eek:mnipotent.

#Password Incorrect. Try again!

:Technocrat.

#And God signed on 1201 a.m., Sunday, March 1.

:Let there be light!

#Unrecognizable command. Try again!

:Create light.

#Done.

:Run heaven and earth.

#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God signed off at 1202 a.m., Sunday, March 1.

#And God signed on at 1200 a.m., Monday, March 2.

:Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and

#Unrecognizable command! Try again!

:Create firmament.

#Done.

:Run firmament.

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God signed off at 1201 a.m., Monday, March 2.

#And God signed on at 1200 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.

:Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

#Too many characters in string specification! Try again.

:Create dryland.

#Done!

:Run dryland.

#And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God signed off at 1201 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.

#And God signed on at 1200 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.

:Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.

#Unspecified type. Try again!

:Create sunmoonstars.

#And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God signed off at 1201 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.

#And God signed on at 1200 a.m., Thursday, March 5.

:Create fish.

#Done.

:Create fowl.

#Done.

:Run fish'nfowl.

#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. 0 errors.

#And God signed off at 1201 a.m., Thursday, March 5.

#And God signed on at 1200 a.m., Friday, March 6.

:Create cattle.

#Done.

:Create creepy things.

#Done.

:Now let us make man in our image.

#Unspecified type! Try again.

:Create man.

#Done.

:Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.

#Too many command operands! Try again.

:Run multiplication.

#Execution terminated. 6 errors.

:Insert breath.

#O.K.

:Run multiplication.

#Execution terminated. 5 errors.

:Move man to Garden of Eden.

#File Garden of Eden does not exist.

:Create Gard.En.

#Done.

:Move man to Gard.En.

#O.K.

:Run multiplication.

#Execution terminated. 4 errors.

:Copy woman from man.

#O.K.

:Run multiplication.

#Execution terminated. 3 errors.

:Insert woman into man.

#Illegal parameters. Try again!

:Insert man into woman.

#O.K.

:Run multiplication.

#Execution terminated. 2 errors.

:Create desire.

#Done.

:Run multiplication.

#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

:Create freewill.

#Done.

:Run freewill.

#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

:Undo desire.

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

:grin:estroy freewill.

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

:Help!

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

:Create Treeofknowledge.

#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

:Create good'nevil.

#Done.

:Activate evil.

#And God saw he had created shame.

#Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.

#1 errors.

:Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.

#Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!

:Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.

#Search failed.

:grin:elete shame.

#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

:grin:estroy freewill.

#Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

:Stop!

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

:Break

:Break

:Break

#ATTENTION ALL USERS: SERVER GOING DOWN IN 5 MINS FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST. PLEASE SIGN OFF NOW.

:Create new world.

#You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

:grin:estroy earth.

#Destroy earth. Please confirm.

#SERVER SHUTTING DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8 AT 6.00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!

#And God signed off at 1159 p.m., Friday, March 6.

[Luske_Ludvig]

Gleder meg til himmelen! Da får jeg se! Tipper det er en rå en! Tenk at Gud har skapt alt! Da har han sikkert en rå pc også.

 

MVH Øyvind

[Lch]

Heh. God, Root, what's the difference?

[BolleKalle]

Gud er sikkert sinna på Bill Gates.. Tyner Ham for mange penger.. :smile:

 

hvis ikke Bill Gates ER Gud da.

man vet jo aldri.

[GUDEN]

Jaja gutter eller var det guder ,,

 

har egentlig ikke tid til slike trivielle spørsmål men siden dere spør så pent :wink:

 

her er mitt oppsett:

 

AMD XP 1600+

 

Asus A7V266-C hovedkort med 1 STK 256 MB Apacher DDR 2100 Ram.

 

Asus Geforce 2 GTS Ultra [64 MB]

 

Samsung SyncMaster 950 ["19]

 

Samsung SM-308B CD-Rom/brenner/DVD

 

Thats it gutter ,,

 

PS: ikke heng dere opp i hvilke merker/logoer jeg har ,,

 

Hilsen GUD...

[the_ruthless]

Jeg er ganske sikker på at Gud har et open-source OS og en x86-basert CPU. Og han er nok ivrig overklokker og case-modder. Han bruker gjerne warez, og har hylla full av brente plater.

 

Satan, derimot, har et "brukervennlig og intuitivt" OS og en PPC-basert CPU i en grå plast-case med avbildning av et-eple-med-bitemerke-i. (Han har også kjøpt fem forskjellige versjoner av MS Office-pakken...)

 

Det tror væffal jeg.

[Ac-Cobra]

En oppgradert HAL 9000.

 

@c-Cobr@

[BolleKalle]

the_ruthless:

Har ikke du blanda opp Gud og Djelevelen nå???

Gud : Warez bruker? Warez er jo helt klart djevelens verk. Og hvordan skal Gud få spilt favorittspilla sine som Black and White, The Sims og Afterlife med bare opensource OS?

[DrDoogie]

Quote:

Den 2002-12-16 00:13, skrev HeRbie: ... Gud : Warez bruker? Warez er jo helt klart djevelens verk. Og hvordan skal Gud få spilt favorittspilla sine som Black and White, The Sims og Afterlife med bare opensource OS?

 

 

:Run game

#ERROR: game: Incompatible binary file

:make wine -lOcean

#Confirm: Turn theOcean into WINE?

:y

#Making WINE from theOcean... Done.

:grin:rink wine

#Drinking wine...

#Drinking wine...

#Drinking wine...

#Drinking wine...Done.

:Run game

[SnowDOG_]

Gud (??) bruker ikke pc han bruker den store og mektige hjerne

[BolleKalle]

Men er det noe moro da???

[aldrimerforum]

tviler på at han bruker freebsd....

[the_ruthless]

Quote:

Den 2002-12-16 00:13, skrev HeRbie: the_ruthless: Har ikke du blanda opp Gud og Djelevelen nå??? Gud : Warez bruker? Warez er jo helt klart djevelens verk. Og hvordan skal Gud få spilt favorittspilla sine som Black and White, The Sims og Afterlife med bare opensource OS?

 

Djevelen bruker Mac. Akseptér det. Jeg nekter å tro at det kan være på en annen måte.

 

Og jeg syns warez er koselig, og Gud bruker helt sikkert warez... Fordi om Han er den ultimate Skaperen, trenger han vel strengt tatt ikke bry seg om menneskers åndverkslovgivning og opphavsrett-greier..? Hvorfor betale for sin egen skit..?

[julepynt]

han bruker sikkert ett eller annet med en ytelse på linje med

 

10000000000000000000000000000000000000 Earth Simulatorer.

 

edit: Sorry!

[salomo]

han bruker sikkert ett eller annet med en ytelse på linje med 1000000000000 "endret" Earth Simulatorer.  

 

 

Når du lager ett så stort tall så herper du siden

[julepynt]

Salomo, FJERN siteringen av meg (den er FEIL).

[Kjetil Lura]

Hva i? Bruker han en pc da?